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Old 03-16-2018, 05:34 PM   #621 (permalink)
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Irony!
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Old 03-16-2018, 05:42 PM   #622 (permalink)
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Last Orders

A man walked into a liquor store and shot the clerk dead. When the cops arrived they all got drunk on free booze.
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Old 03-16-2018, 05:45 PM   #623 (permalink)
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A bit on the short side, but at least it's literary genius.
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Old 03-16-2018, 05:48 PM   #624 (permalink)
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A bit on the short side, but at least it's literary genius.
Thank you.
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Old 03-16-2018, 07:11 PM   #625 (permalink)
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A man walked into a liquor store and bought some beer. He got drunk.
The end.
I win, ****bags.
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Old 03-16-2018, 07:29 PM   #626 (permalink)
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I win, ****bags.
No you don’t. Honestly, you have no ability to engage a reader.

I can be a very bad writer and still be far better than you. You’re awful.
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And why did you quote me on **** I didn’t even write?
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Old 03-16-2018, 10:38 PM   #628 (permalink)
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I bet this thread is why he quit.
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Old 03-22-2018, 03:21 PM   #629 (permalink)
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Quasi dedicated to Grindy

Quasi-good,
quasi-bad,
a quasi-classic and a quasi-fad,
quasi-quiet and quasi-loud,
quasi-ashamed and quasi-proud.

A qausi-man with a quasi-life left his quasi-job and his quasi-wife.
The quasi-streets were quasi-clear as he quasi-drove to buy quasi-beer,
and when at last he had quasi-arrived, he quasi-coughed and quasi-died,
for his quasi-cancer had quasi-spread from his quasi-toes to his quasi-head.

Qetzlcoatl shed a feather,
Unlimited power fell in my hands,
A way to unbind and untether
So many of reality's stifling bands.
I am the quasi-walrus.
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Damn you’re good
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