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Old 03-10-2018, 11:44 AM   #601 (permalink)
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Could you stop insulting my short stories with your sad endless unreadable ramblings?

You’re like if Joyce had a retarded brother...that was further damaged in a botched abortion.
Eh..... no.
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Old 03-10-2018, 12:01 PM   #602 (permalink)
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Eh..... no.
Well here’s a tip:

Just because another word exists doesn’t mean you need to put it in your ****ty story.
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Old 03-10-2018, 01:04 PM   #603 (permalink)
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Well here’s a tip:

Just because another word exists doesn’t mean you need to put it in your ****ty story.
What the **** are you talking about??
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Old 03-10-2018, 02:54 PM   #604 (permalink)
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What the **** are you talking about??
How sorry your writing is.
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How sorry your writing is.
Oh well, I guess that's it. I should just give up now. What a waste of forty years. Oh well, if you say so then it must be right.
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Old 03-10-2018, 04:04 PM   #606 (permalink)
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Oh well, I guess that's it. I should just give up now. What a waste of forty years. Oh well, if you say so then it must be right.
At least it’ll all be forgotten once you die.
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At least it’ll all be forgotten once you die.
Sorry, but I'm never going to die.
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At least it’ll all be forgotten once you die.
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If It Runs It’s Good Enough For Her by OccultHawk

The strange couple woke up together for the first and only time the morning after a very drunk condomless one night stand. Off to Waffle House! The man’s old diesel truck choked for a minute before she woke up. The man punched the air and celebrated with profanity. They both ate the USA Star Spangled Special and drank a lot of coffee. After breakfast that diesel cranked right up and rumbled like a drunk tractor. She liked it so much she sucked his dick on the drive back to the bar to pick up the 2018 Chevrolet Camaro her husband bought her.
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Terrible. Get to the ****ing point, already! What's with all the rambling and big words? Here’s a tip: Just because another word exists doesn’t mean you need to put it in your ****ty story.


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The strange couple woke up together for the first and only time the morning after a very drunk condomless one night stand. Off to Waffle House! The man’s old diesel truck choked for a minute before she woke up. The man punched the air and celebrated with profanity. They both ate the USA Star Spangled Special and drank a lot of coffee. After breakfast that diesel cranked right up and rumbled like a drunk tractor. She liked it so much she sucked his dick on the drive back to the bar to pick up the 2018 Chevrolet Camaro her husband bought her.
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