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SOPHIE FOREVER
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
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Time Capsule by OccultHawk
In late February, 2018, there was a mass shooting at a school in Florida. A popular teacher decided that the students who wanted to could write about their thoughts and feelings on the matter. She decided the essays and poems and pictures and stories were so good that they should be preserved in a non-digital way. She started a Go Fund Me page and raised plenty of money to buy the highest quality leak proof super-sealed time capsule ever made. The football players dug a deep hole and they buried the time capsule not to be unearthed for a century. Finally 2118 rolled around and nobody bothered to dig it up.
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#593 (permalink) |
Ask me how!
Join Date: Oct 2014
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You make Aesop look like a basic bitch
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A Lot of Eggs by OccultHawk
A man was born. He lived and then he died. Much to his surprise it turned out there was such a thing as an afterlife. He found himself alone in a room with a million eggs. A strong masculine voice told him he would be free to go once he learned the name every egg in there. At first he was frustrated because the eggs all looked almost exactly the same but when he found out they were all named Egg it didn’t seem at all overwhelming. After he correctly stated that all the eggs were named Egg God killed him (for real this time). The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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Born to be mild
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Can't believe I forgot to post this! Not that anyone's reading, but hey, if there's one of you out there who thought "Manhattan Gothic" ended badly, here's the actual ending.
EPILOGUE Spoiler for Epilogue:
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Could you stop insulting my short stories with your sad endless unreadable ramblings?
You’re like if Joyce had a retarded brother...that was further damaged in a botched abortion.
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