What are you Writing now?

OccultHawk · 02-24-2018, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

You make Aesop look like a basic bitch

He already did

OccultHawk · 03-09-2018, 06:30 PM

A Lot of Eggs by OccultHawk

A man was born. He lived and then he died. Much to his surprise it turned out there was such a thing as an afterlife. He found himself alone in a room with a million eggs. A strong masculine voice told him he would be free to go once he learned the name every egg in there. At first he was frustrated because the eggs all looked almost exactly the same but when he found out they were all named Egg it didn’t seem at all overwhelming. After he correctly stated that all the eggs were named Egg God killed him (for real this time). The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Trollheart · 03-10-2018, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

A Lot of Eggs by OccultHawk

A man was born. He lived and then he died. Much to his surprise it turned out there was such a thing as an afterlife. He found himself alone in a room with a million eggs. A strong masculine voice told him he would be free to go once he learned the name every egg in there. At first he was frustrated because the eggs all looked almost exactly the same but when he found out they were all named Egg it didn’t seem at all overwhelming. After he correctly stated that all the eggs were named Egg God killed him (for real this time). The Lord works in mysterious ways.

God people, don't ****ing egg him on. It's no yolk that he's a shell of the man he used to be. He was such a hard-boiled individual and now his brain is just scrambled. Sad.

OccultHawk · 03-09-2018, 07:48 PM

OccultHawk · 03-10-2018, 10:40 AM

Could you stop insulting my short stories with your sad endless unreadable ramblings?

You’re like if Joyce had a retarded brother...that was further damaged in a botched abortion.

Trollheart · 03-10-2018, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Could you stop insulting my short stories with your sad endless unreadable ramblings?

You’re like if Joyce had a retarded brother...that was further damaged in a botched abortion.

Eh..... no.

OccultHawk · 03-10-2018, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Eh..... no.

Well here’s a tip:

Just because another word exists doesn’t mean you need to put it in your ****ty story.

Trollheart · 03-10-2018, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Well here’s a tip:

Just because another word exists doesn’t mean you need to put it in your ****ty story.

What the **** are you talking about??

OccultHawk · 03-10-2018, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

What the **** are you talking about??

How sorry your writing is.

OccultHawk · 03-12-2018, 11:17 AM

If It Runs It’s Good Enough For Her by OccultHawk

The strange couple woke up together for the first and only time the morning after a very drunk condomless one night stand. Off to Waffle House! The man’s old diesel truck choked for a minute before she woke up. The man punched the air and celebrated with profanity. They both ate the USA Star Spangled Special and drank a lot of coffee. After breakfast that diesel cranked right up and rumbled like a drunk tractor. She liked it so much she sucked his dick on the drive back to the bar to pick up the 2018 Chevrolet Camaro her husband bought her.

03-09-2018, 06:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	A Lot of Eggs by OccultHawk A man was born. He lived and then he died. Much to his surprise it turned out there was such a thing as an afterlife. He found himself alone in a room with a million eggs. A strong masculine voice told him he would be free to go once he learned the name every egg in there. At first he was frustrated because the eggs all looked almost exactly the same but when he found out they were all named Egg it didn’t seem at all overwhelming. After he correctly stated that all the eggs were named Egg God killed him (for real this time). The Lord works in mysterious ways. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-09-2018, 07:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	__________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-10-2018, 10:40 AM	#5 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Could you stop insulting my short stories with your sad endless unreadable ramblings? You’re like if Joyce had a retarded brother...that was further damaged in a botched abortion. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-12-2018, 11:17 AM	#10 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	If It Runs It’s Good Enough For Her by OccultHawk The strange couple woke up together for the first and only time the morning after a very drunk condomless one night stand. Off to Waffle House! The man’s old diesel truck choked for a minute before she woke up. The man punched the air and celebrated with profanity. They both ate the USA Star Spangled Special and drank a lot of coffee. After breakfast that diesel cranked right up and rumbled like a drunk tractor. She liked it so much she sucked his dick on the drive back to the bar to pick up the 2018 Chevrolet Camaro her husband bought her. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

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