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Old 01-30-2018, 10:28 AM   #561 (permalink)
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Once there was a little kid who didn’t care. His teacher told him someday he would care. He lived a long life. Near the end of his life his friend asked him if remembered the teacher who used to care so much. He replied that he did indeed. In fact, he raped her.
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Old 01-30-2018, 11:23 AM   #562 (permalink)
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Trollheart's Self-Help Book Volume II

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Stop reading these stupid books and get out in the world, you ****ing loser.
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Old 01-30-2018, 02:30 PM   #563 (permalink)
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All right guys: let's have a pissing contest! What ya got?

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Old 01-30-2018, 02:51 PM   #564 (permalink)
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Once there was a little kid who didn’t care. His teacher told him someday he would care. He lived a long life. Near the end of his life his friend asked him if remembered the teacher who used to care so much. He replied that he did indeed. In fact, he raped her.
I remember the movie being pretty different.
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Old 01-30-2018, 03:11 PM   #565 (permalink)
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All right guys: let's have a pissing contest! What ya got?

Everything I’ve posted is finished, Tolstoy.
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Everything I’ve posted is finished, Tolstoy.
You callin' me a Commie, ya bastard?
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Tolstoy was a Christian anarchist you illiterate ****.
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Old 01-30-2018, 04:09 PM   #568 (permalink)
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Tolstoy was a Christian anarchist you illiterate ****.
Yeah? Well, well, well .... you suck!
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But when standing before greatness they avert their eyes.
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