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Old 01-30-2018, 04:58 AM   #551 (permalink)
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Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into you?
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Old 01-30-2018, 05:05 AM   #552 (permalink)
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Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into you?
One of my faves from Pebbles.

Used to be my old username.
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Old 01-30-2018, 05:11 AM   #553 (permalink)
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Why did you change it?
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Old 01-30-2018, 05:14 AM   #554 (permalink)
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Long story.

http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...ername-me.html
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Old 01-30-2018, 06:33 AM   #555 (permalink)
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Why did you change it?
Too many propoisions from men.
Damn!
Too many propersitiions from ah **** it!

Too many propozition .....

**** this!

Too many porpoises.
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Old 01-30-2018, 06:43 AM   #556 (permalink)
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Trollheart's Self-Help Book.

Chapter One
Page One:

Go fuck yourself.

The End.

Price: $29.99 plus shipping (paperback)
$49.99 (hardback)
$159.99 (Limited Edition Signed Hardback*)

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*Not signed by me, of course.
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Old 01-30-2018, 06:48 AM   #557 (permalink)
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The Landlocked Boat by Janszoon

Someone told the landlocked boat about the Little Engine That Could. He said, "I-think-I-can! I-think-I-can!". But he couldn't go anywhere because he was way too far from the water.
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Old 01-30-2018, 07:26 AM   #558 (permalink)
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Not That Smart by OccultHawk

Stephen Hawking read Waiting and The Landlocked Boat and felt powerless and sad.
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Old 01-30-2018, 07:43 AM   #559 (permalink)
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A Brief History of Another Reality

Stephen Hawking is just a regular old scientist with no disease or anything and everyone realizes how mediocre he is.
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Old 01-30-2018, 08:39 AM   #560 (permalink)
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