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01-30-2018, 05:05 AM | #552 (permalink) |
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One of my faves from Pebbles.
Used to be my old username.
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01-30-2018, 05:14 AM | #554 (permalink) |
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01-30-2018, 06:33 AM | #555 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
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Too many propoisions from men.
Damn! Too many propersitiions from ah **** it! Too many propozition ..... **** this! Too many porpoises.
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01-30-2018, 06:43 AM | #556 (permalink) |
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Trollheart's Self-Help Book.
Chapter One Page One: Go fuck yourself. The End. Price: $29.99 plus shipping (paperback) $49.99 (hardback) $159.99 (Limited Edition Signed Hardback*) Postage not included. *Not signed by me, of course.
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01-30-2018, 06:48 AM | #557 (permalink) |
Mate, Spawn & Die
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The Landlocked Boat by Janszoon
Someone told the landlocked boat about the Little Engine That Could. He said, "I-think-I-can! I-think-I-can!". But he couldn't go anywhere because he was way too far from the water. |
01-30-2018, 07:26 AM | #558 (permalink) |
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Not That Smart by OccultHawk
Stephen Hawking read Waiting and The Landlocked Boat and felt powerless and sad.
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01-30-2018, 07:43 AM | #559 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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A Brief History of Another Reality
Stephen Hawking is just a regular old scientist with no disease or anything and everyone realizes how mediocre he is.
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01-30-2018, 08:39 AM | #560 (permalink) |
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I'm so proud of you guys.
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