What are you Writing now?

**Janszoon** · 01-29-2018, 11:34 PM

Waiting by Janszoon

A man sat in a chair for a really long time. It was such a long time, in fact, that he died sitting in that chair.

**Frownland** · 01-29-2018, 11:37 PM

An Earnest Calculation

500 B0OBS

OccultHawk · 01-29-2018, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Waiting by Janszoon

A man sat in a chair for a really long time. It was such a long time, in fact, that he died sitting in that chair.

Good one

**Janszoon** · 01-30-2018, 12:12 AM

Good One by Janszoon

"Good one," he wrote somewhere on the internet. And it was indeed a good one so everyone went to bed happy.

rubber soul · 01-30-2018, 04:21 AM

You know, at my old writing site *chorus of groans* we had a thread called 'write a story in a sentence'. We had another one that challenged you to write a story in exactly 100 words. My favorite was write a story with mostly dialogue. The OP would give a prompt and you'd write a quick story with all dialogue, maybe with a narrative set up. One prompt wanted you to write abut being in the middle of something important and being asked to do something trivial. He also asked for sarcasm. This is what I came up with.

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Dr. Howard was in the middle of a heart operation when he was interrupted by the hospital administrator. This administrator had access to every part of the hospital no matter what time, or what was being done.

"Excuse me Dr. Howard. Can you sign this form?" The administrator seemed rather insistent.

"Not now. Can't you see I'm in the middle of an operation?"

"But Dr. Howard, I cannot permit you to operate on this patient until you sign this form."

"Well, I'd say it's a little late now, wouldn't you?"

"Nevertheless. I need you to sign this form."

"I can't sign it now. I'm holding this man's heart. Scalpel."

"Don't give him that scalpel, nurse."

"Do you want this man to die?" The doctor was becoming a bit incredulous.

"No. I want you to sign this form."

"Nurse, hold this." Doctor Howard grudgingly went to the administrator. "Where do I sign?"

"Right here, in triplicate. Do you need a pen?"

"No I can sign it in blood."

And with that, Dr. Howard signed his name with his finger, still covered with the patient's blood.

Oriphiel · 01-30-2018, 04:31 AM

A Horror Story by Suzy Creamcheese

Everybody dies. Isn't that spooky?

A Horror Story 2: Return to Camp Spooky by Suzy Creamcheese

Right now, as I type this, there's at least one person somewhere who is locked away from the world and tortured daily by their parents... [To Be Continued]

A Horror Story 3: Part 2 Part 2: Revengeance by Suzy Creamcheese

... and there's nothing you can do about it. Isn't that spooky?

A Horror Story 4: Jason Lives by Suzy Creamcheese

Right now, a criminal with a modicum of intelligence could frame you for a crime, and as long they didn't go overboard with the evidence planting, and made sure to pick a fall guy that they weren't related to in any significant way, they'd probably get away with it. Isn't that spooky?

A Horror Story 5: Jason Goes to Hawaii by Suzy Creamcheese

Unarmed robbers, once caught, typically spend years in prison. Corporations that knowingly endanger lives to save a buck, once caught, spend years on the golf course. Isn't that spooky?

Horror Story (the gritty reboot) by Arsehole McTestgroup

OccultHawk travelled back in time to abort himself, and jerked off as he faded out of existence. Isn't that spooky?

OccultHawk · 01-30-2018, 04:34 AM

Sunrise by OccultHawk

A homeless man waited out a cold night eagerly looking to the east. Unfortunately, a cold front came in with the dawn and the temperature dropped even more.

OccultHawk · 01-30-2018, 04:41 AM

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Horror Story (the gritty reboot) by Arsehole McTestgroup

OccultHawk travelled back in time to abort himself, and jerked off as he faded out of existence. Isn't that spooky?

It's almost as if I

Oriphiel · 01-30-2018, 04:45 AM

Moonfall by Suzy Creamcheese

At night, when he finally returned home from work, he liked to rip off his stiff uniform and pretend that he was a werewolf.

At night, after a long day of kissing asses to keep a job that she was overqualified for, she liked to don a leather duster and pretend that she was a werewolf hunter.

And it was at night that their paths finally crossed in the park beside their apartment building, him stark naked under the moonlight, and her toting a homemade crossbow. The sex was great.

Oriphiel · 01-30-2018, 04:45 AM

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It's almost as if I

01-29-2018, 11:34 PM	#541 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Waiting by Janszoon A man sat in a chair for a really long time. It was such a long time, in fact, that he died sitting in that chair. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

01-29-2018, 11:37 PM	#542 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	An Earnest Calculation 500 B0OBS __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-30-2018, 12:12 AM	#544 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Good One by Janszoon "Good one," he wrote somewhere on the internet. And it was indeed a good one so everyone went to bed happy. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

01-30-2018, 04:31 AM	#546 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	A Horror Story by Suzy Creamcheese Everybody dies. Isn't that spooky? A Horror Story 2: Return to Camp Spooky by Suzy Creamcheese Right now, as I type this, there's at least one person somewhere who is locked away from the world and tortured daily by their parents... [To Be Continued] A Horror Story 3: Part 2 Part 2: Revengeance by Suzy Creamcheese ... and there's nothing you can do about it. Isn't that spooky? A Horror Story 4: Jason Lives by Suzy Creamcheese Right now, a criminal with a modicum of intelligence could frame you for a crime, and as long they didn't go overboard with the evidence planting, and made sure to pick a fall guy that they weren't related to in any significant way, they'd probably get away with it. Isn't that spooky? A Horror Story 5: Jason Goes to Hawaii by Suzy Creamcheese Unarmed robbers, once caught, typically spend years in prison. Corporations that knowingly endanger lives to save a buck, once caught, spend years on the golf course. Isn't that spooky? Horror Story (the gritty reboot) by Arsehole McTestgroup OccultHawk travelled back in time to abort himself, and jerked off as he faded out of existence. Isn't that spooky? __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

01-30-2018, 04:34 AM	#547 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Sunrise by OccultHawk A homeless man waited out a cold night eagerly looking to the east. Unfortunately, a cold front came in with the dawn and the temperature dropped even more. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

01-30-2018, 04:45 AM	#549 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Moonfall by Suzy Creamcheese At night, when he finally returned home from work, he liked to rip off his stiff uniform and pretend that he was a werewolf. At night, after a long day of kissing asses to keep a job that she was overqualified for, she liked to don a leather duster and pretend that she was a werewolf hunter. And it was at night that their paths finally crossed in the park beside their apartment building, him stark naked under the moonlight, and her toting a homemade crossbow. The sex was great. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------