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Old 01-29-2018, 12:03 PM   #531 (permalink)
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Autobiographical works are boring.
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Old 01-29-2018, 12:08 PM   #532 (permalink)
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The rest of the world fell away from the room as everyone awaited for the doctor to announce his decision.

"Midgets with huge tits and fat asses," he declared. Everybody breathed a sigh of relief.
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Old 01-29-2018, 12:19 PM   #533 (permalink)
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The Bad Life by OccultHawk

There once was a man who treated everyone badly and he had a bad life. Another man treated every one well but he also had a bad life. A third man played it down the middle and, you guessed it, he had a bad life, too. So they decided to stand outside and ask passersby. A nice black lady explained that white people have been unhappy since Jim Crow ended. Two weeks later the three men fell prey to the opium crisis. At their funerals people wondered why such educated and privileged white men died so young. A black college professor saw it on TV and told his wife, who was a middle school principal, that white people are having a hard time adjusting to this new situation.
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Old 01-29-2018, 12:20 PM   #534 (permalink)
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The rest of the world fell away from the room as everyone awaited for the doctor to announce his decision.

"Midgets with huge tits and fat asses," he declared. Everybody breathed a sigh of relief.
Unable to join in with his family's elated relief, the patient looked down at the tumor on his balls, and then back up at the doctor. "I think I'd like a second opinion."

"Very well," said Dr. Frownland. "I'd be happy to say it again."
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Old 01-29-2018, 01:08 PM   #535 (permalink)
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Ori's One Letter Stories:

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Old 01-29-2018, 01:14 PM   #536 (permalink)
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Trollheart's No-Letter Stories (the truest form of abstract expressionism you can get; a real two-fingers to the establishment and a refusal to be pigeon-holed - nobody wants to be forced into a pigeon's hole, let's face it.)

Volume 1 (abridged)

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Old 01-29-2018, 01:15 PM   #537 (permalink)
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The Hangover by OccultHawk

A man woke up at 6 with a bad hangover. He went to the bathroom and washed down a Xanax, a Vicodin, and an Ambien with a lot of water. He woke up again at 2 feeling great. After drinking some bourbon he checked his messages. He had two. One was work. They bitched. The other was his sister. His mother had died. When he returned to work they gave him a condolences card with some money in it. He stopped by the liquor store on the way home.
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Old 01-29-2018, 01:17 PM   #538 (permalink)
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Life by OccultHawk (translated by Ori)

Life is just one big pussy, so fuck it.
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The Therapist Rapist by OccultHawk

A women went crazy so her mother sent her to a therapist, only she misread the ad and she actually sent her to the rapist.
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