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01-29-2018, 06:14 AM | #521 (permalink) | ||
Born to be mild
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The has spoken!
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01-29-2018, 07:17 AM | #522 (permalink) |
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Utopia by OccultHawk
There once was a man who lived in a very nice house in the country. He never worked a day in his life because black people worked for him for free.
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01-29-2018, 07:21 AM | #523 (permalink) |
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Utopia II by OccultHawk
There once was woman who loved sex. She had the perfect life pleasing her massa.
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01-29-2018, 07:25 AM | #524 (permalink) |
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Utopia III by OccultHawk
There once was a man who loved two things: working hard and eating chitlins. He escaped the north and got on with massa.
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01-29-2018, 11:14 AM | #525 (permalink) |
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****'s sake! Now you're writing trilogies! You think we have the time to sit down and read all that ****? Readers Digest or nothing, man. We have lives, you know!
Well, not me, obviously, but others do.
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01-29-2018, 11:19 AM | #526 (permalink) |
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Eagle's Feather Breaking Bound Branches
There once was a story that didn't start off with "there once was...". Everybody figured that it happened twice.
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01-29-2018, 11:37 AM | #528 (permalink) | |
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Does that mean you're not awaiting Occult's Trilogy Part IV? |
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01-29-2018, 11:48 AM | #529 (permalink) |
Ask me how!
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Ori's One Sentence Stories:
She drifted from outside herself through the hypnotic drone of chirping crickets, and the low hum of bullfrogs, as he pulled away, turning to face the figures in the light. The closet would have been perfect, if he hadn't already sealed it. Some regrets only last for a moment, as do some lives. When his work was finally done, he heard a noise rising up through the planks, a soft whisper, and knew then that he had been too late. All these years later, she had finally given them back to him, though not all, for she made sure to save the last for what came next. It wasn't as nice on the peak as I had hoped, but it was enough.
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01-29-2018, 11:56 AM | #530 (permalink) |
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The Whacker by OccultHawk
There once was a man who quit his job. Now he masturbates more often.
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