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Old 05-28-2017, 06:57 PM   #251 (permalink)
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These days TH's dad jokes are doubly numerous as well as doubly cringey.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-28-2017, 06:58 PM   #252 (permalink)
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These days TH's dad jokes are doubly numerous as well as doubly cringey.
That's why they pay me the big bucks.
I prefer antelopes though.
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Old 05-28-2017, 07:03 PM   #253 (permalink)
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I can't be sure, but I literally just felt what might have been a slight twinge of pain in my chest upon reading that joke.
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Old 05-28-2017, 08:17 PM   #254 (permalink)
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I can't be sure, but I literally just felt what might have been a slight twinge of pain in my chest upon reading that joke.
Probably indigestion.
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Old 05-28-2017, 09:33 PM   #255 (permalink)
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These days TH's dad jokes are doubly numerous as well as doubly cringey.
Doesn't make sense in text. Like, coming at me with a different word that you can plainly see spelled differently tf
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Old 05-29-2017, 04:02 AM   #256 (permalink)
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Sorry JWB, but we've already found someone to replace you. Elphenor has taken over as the capitalization-hating political bro.
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Old 05-29-2017, 05:44 AM   #257 (permalink)
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Doesn't make sense in text. Like, coming at me with a different word that you can plainly see spelled differently tf
You're just jealous I thought of it first.
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Old 05-29-2017, 05:51 AM   #258 (permalink)
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after reading that mb/santa post, i'm thoroughly convinced that jwb is a dork

yikes at the run in with the pedophile, though. good to know that didn't escalate
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Old 05-29-2017, 11:56 AM   #259 (permalink)
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Sorry JWB, but we've already found someone to replace you. Elphenor has taken over as the capitalization-hating political bro.
Not a fair trade afaic.
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You're just jealous I thought of it first.
I'm just jealous of how gay you are, oh wait, no I'm not, ha HA ultra burn
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