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Old 09-14-2009, 04:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The thread is what the title says: ugly shit people do with themselves that is allegedly attractive. If you have some thoughts on the subject, post them.

I was inspired to start this thread because I keep seeing ads on TV for this Bump-It thing that women put in their hair to give their head more of an egg shape. I can't fathom why anyone would find that appealing but here it is:
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Old 09-14-2009, 04:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2009, 04:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Beards.
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Old 09-14-2009, 04:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Beards.
The only people who bemoan beards are those that can't grow them
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The only people who bemoan beards are those that can't grow them
That's twice you've said that.
I assure you I can grow a beard. Man, I have to shave my face on the inside!
Thus disproving your theory.

The most ridiculous lengths that people go to in a vain bid to look attractive are almost exclusively reserved for woman.
And there's nothing more ridiculous than the sight of a short woman teetering precariously down the high street wearing high heels.
They make make you appear taller, but at the expense of you looking infinitely less attractive.
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That's twice you've said that.
I assure you I can grow a beard. Man, I have to shave my face on the inside!
Thus disproving your theory.
Pics are needed If only to see a blonde beard if nothing else.
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Pics are needed If only to see a blonde beard if nothing else.
Who's blonde?
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And there's nothing more ridiculous than the sight of a short woman teetering precariously down the high street wearing high heels.
Yes there is

A a short woman teetering precariously down the high street wearing high heels and a tight skirt down to her ankles so she can only take steps of approx 2 inches at a time.
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A a short woman teetering precariously down the high street wearing high heels and a tight skirt down to her ankles so she can only take steps of approx 2 inches at a time.
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A a short woman teetering precariously down the high street wearing high heels and a tight skirt down to her ankles so she can only take steps of approx 2 inches at a time.
Yes. With long, talon-like fingernails. When I see nails like that my first thought is usually wondering how they wipe their ass. Not sexy.
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