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Old 09-14-2009, 07:51 PM   #61 (permalink)
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not sure if it's been posted and i'm not wading through google images to find the right pic right now but i'm sure everyone has seen

the muffintop

at least that's what my friends and i call it. it's most common in college / university once the freshman X pounds set in. the pants still fit (mostly) and the tight shirts that showed off their flat bellies at the start of the year still fit around their shoulders. but the waist, oh god the waist, oozing out all around and over the top of the pants and sliding the shirt higher and higher up the torso but not in a good way.

tight fitting clothes do NOT make a person 'seem' skinny / slim / slender / or anything other than the size they 'really' are.
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Old 09-14-2009, 07:54 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2009, 07:55 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2009, 08:13 PM   #64 (permalink)
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I see nothing wrong with women doing a little (that's the key word) cosmetic enhancement as they get older, if growing old gracefully means looking like a stereotypical old person then I have to say I actually admire those that try to stay young as opposed to just giving into it, as long as they don't go overboard with it.

When it comes to plastic surgery I say it depends on how well it's done and who it's being done on. It's good in moderation, but of course some chicks get very carried away. Case in point.



Man, Janice really f*cked up her looks big time.

I don't condemn moderate plastic surgery, just excessive use of it. Some people can stay hot at 60 even without plastic surgery, and even those that have had some work done have probably done a lot of other things like eating right and more natural procedures to combat the signs of aging.

I say that if you're doing a moderate procedure to boost your self confidence, go for it, as long as you know what you're doing. It's important to be able to tell the skilled plastic surgeons from the total hacks that will only f*ck you up.
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Old 09-14-2009, 08:27 PM   #65 (permalink)
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i used to be attracted to girls like that.



then i found out they were massive whores.
Wait... you become less attracted after you found out they were whores? That's the good part.

I've never liked the leggings under the skirt thing. Worst of both Worlds. Nice legs that would normally be exposed by skirt are completely covered... Toyght booty that normally looks awesome in leggings are covered by a skirt...

Also, most fake things. The 50-percent-of-SoCal look:
-Guy wearing Ed Hardy tshirt tight enough to expose barbed wire and tribal arm tattoos on upper arms. Medium hair slicked up with half bottle of gel. Standard look on face trying to look tough.
-Girl next to him has semen target on lower back. Tight black shirt with fake tit cleavage pouring out ever-so-slightly. Bleach blonde hair falling down spray-tanned face.
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I can't stand girls who substitute black spandex leggings for actual pants.. some things are better left for the imagination ladies.
This.

Tights =/= Pants



Seriously... it looks like they forgot to put pants on!
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Tights =/= Pants



Seriously... it looks like they forgot to put pants on!
Yeah, definitely not a fan of that.
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Breast implants are vile


That's all.
I'm A OK with boob jobs as long as they still retain a natural shape, you know, with a sag.

As opposed to the bubble boobs you see a lot of these days.

The big boob jobs look best on women that have a curvy body to compliment it.

Because on a skinny broad it just looks horrifying.


Gross.

And to think I used to consider her the hottest Spice Girl.
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Old 09-14-2009, 08:47 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Well since I covered one Beckham.

I think the ugliest thing guys these days do to look cool nowadays is the fauxhawk.



These things are always the most effective signal to let people know that you're a total f*cking douchebag.

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Old 09-14-2009, 09:18 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Naval piercings. I fail to see how it is at all "sexy".
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