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FETCHER. · 09-30-2009, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by storymilo

What?

oot = out sorry, was typing fast n i type like that to friends on msn

init = in it, typing fast forgot the space.
msn = instant messenger, windows live messenger etc.
btw = by the way.

btw is the most well known thing ever, like brb :O

Arya Stark · 09-30-2009, 07:03 PM

The sentence in general didn't make sense, kayleigh. xDD

FETCHER. · 09-30-2009, 07:06 PM

if someones out the game then, well there drunk but think there sober. cmon thats well known.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-30-2009, 07:13 PM

I find reading Irvine Welsh novels helps me understand Kayleigh's posts.

FETCHER. · 09-30-2009, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I find reading Irvine Welsh novels helps me understand Kayleigh's posts.

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

LoathsomePete · 09-30-2009, 07:23 PM

Same here, especially the chapters in which Begbie is the narrator, here's an excerpt from the chapter "A Disappointment" from the novel Trainspotting:

"Ah minded ay the cunt. Fuckin sure n ah did. Ah use tae think he wis a fuckin hard cunt, back in Craigie, ken? He fuckin hung arood wi Kev Stronach and that crowd. Fuckin bams. Dinnae git us wrong like; ah thoat the cunt wis fuckin sound. But ah mind, thir wis one time some boys asks the cunt whair he fuckin came fae. This boy goes: - Jakey! (that wis the cunt's name like), ur you fae fuckin Grantin or Roystin? The cunt goes: - Grantin is Roystin. Roystin is Grantin. The bastard went right fuckin doon in ma estimation eftir that, ken? That wis back in the fuckin school though, ken? Fuc[COLOR="black"]k/COLOR]in yonks ago now."

Irvine Welsh really does help you understand the Scottish language, because it truly is one of it's own.

storymilo · 09-30-2009, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

oot = out sorry, was typing fast n i type like that to friends on msn

init = in it, typing fast forgot the space.
msn = instant messenger, windows live messenger etc.
btw = by the way.

btw is the most well known thing ever, like brb :O

I know. I was just fooling around because I noticed that half your sentence was abbreviations.

FETCHER. · 09-30-2009, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Same here, especially the chapters in which Begbie is the narrator, here's an excerpt from the chapter "A Disappointment" from the novel Trainspotting:

"Ah minded ay the cunt. Fuckin sure n ah did. Ah use tae think he wis a fuckin hard cunt, back in Craigie, ken? He fuckin hung arood wi Kev Stronach and that crowd. Fuckin bams. Dinnae git us wrong like; ah thoat the cunt wis fuckin sound. But ah mind, thir wis one time some boys asks the cunt whair he fuckin came fae. This boy goes: - Jakey! (that wis the cunt's name like), ur you fae fuckin Grantin or Roystin? The cunt goes: - Grantin is Roystin. Roystin is Grantin. The bastard went right fuckin doon in ma estimation eftir that, ken? That wis back in the fuckin school though, ken? Fuc[COLOR="black"]k/COLOR]in yonks ago now."

Irvine Welsh really does help you understand the Scottish language, because it truly is one of it's own.

lmao. thats quality! looks like a good old edinburgh accent, lots of kens & likes. could be a greater glasgow one though

. im no that scottish. surely. im understandable jeezo.

edit: do you understand that paragraph?

justinlove05 · 09-30-2009, 07:38 PM

Ah that botox thing freaked me out! I can't stand needles

Arya Stark · 09-30-2009, 07:41 PM

Botox is pretty insane. xD

09-30-2009, 07:13 PM	#454 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I find reading Irvine Welsh novels helps me understand Kayleigh's posts. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

09-30-2009, 07:23 PM	#456 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	Same here, especially the chapters in which Begbie is the narrator, here's an excerpt from the chapter "A Disappointment" from the novel Trainspotting: "Ah minded ay the cunt. Fuckin sure n ah did. Ah use tae think he wis a fuckin hard cunt, back in Craigie, ken? He fuckin hung arood wi Kev Stronach and that crowd. Fuckin bams. Dinnae git us wrong like; ah thoat the cunt wis fuckin sound. But ah mind, thir wis one time some boys asks the cunt whair he fuckin came fae. This boy goes: - Jakey! (that wis the cunt's name like), ur you fae fuckin Grantin or Roystin? The cunt goes: - Grantin is Roystin. Roystin is Grantin. The bastard went right fuckin doon in ma estimation eftir that, ken? That wis back in the fuckin school though, ken? Fuc[COLOR="black"]k/COLOR]in yonks ago now." Irvine Welsh really does help you understand the Scottish language, because it truly is one of it's own. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

09-30-2009, 07:38 PM	#459 (permalink)
justinlove05 Groupie Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: BC Posts: 10	Ah that botox thing freaked me out! I can't stand needles