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Old 09-19-2009, 07:08 PM   #291 (permalink)
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I'm not pissy at all but why would that be? do I come across as some old fella desperately pining for female attention due to my advancing years? Oh wait a minute....
Nah you're quite OK.
's long as you don't mind standing on your toes to get a kiss.






No really, I'm in the same boat.
Only 5 feet 8 and a date wearing high heels is like a slap in the face. Fortunately they're not very tall horizontally. Eehh? ehhhhhh?

Sigh...
I'm ronely.
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Old 09-19-2009, 07:16 PM   #292 (permalink)
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Nah you're quite OK.
's long as you don't mind standing on your toes to get a kiss.






No really, I'm in the same boat.
Only 5 feet 8 and a date wearing high heels is like a slap in the face. Fortunately they're not very tall horizontally. Eehh? ehhhhhh?

Sigh...
I'm ronely.
I have never stood on my toes to get a kiss yet. Always make sure they are 5' 3" or less then the heels don't matter so much! And if you are shorter then when it's horizontally then use that deficit to slide up a couple of more inches rofl. She can be 6 foot tall but if the hands are small then you always look big anyhow
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Old 09-19-2009, 07:18 PM   #293 (permalink)
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What's all this hate given to high heels? They are not everyday wear but some look fantastic on a woman.
i agree, i love my heels, although i should probably be the last person wearing them but i totally agree they look fantastic & they give a woman some amount of confidence sometimes.
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Old 09-19-2009, 07:25 PM   #294 (permalink)
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i agree, i love my heels, although i should probably be the last person wearing them but i totally agree they look fantastic & they give a woman some amount of confidence sometimes.
You must be about 6' in your heels! I hate being short as it is!
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i agree, i love my heels, although i should probably be the last person wearing them but i totally agree they look fantastic & they give a woman some amount of confidence sometimes.
I can imagine...

Heaps of confidence is a result of looking as though you could stomp any ordinary man/woman into the ground.
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Old 09-19-2009, 07:38 PM   #296 (permalink)
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What's all this hate given to high heels? They are not everyday wear but some look fantastic on a woman.
Agreed. But they only work for certain people.

There's nothing more horrifying than a fat woman in high heels. It looks like bad cottage cheese.
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Agreed. But they only work for certain people.

There's nothing more horrifying than a fat woman in high heels. It looks like bad cottage cheese.
Of course it does but then that goes for a man wearing a vest with coat hanger shoulders.
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You must be about 6' in your heels! I hate being short as it is!
im almost 6' without them (5'11), a curse yet a blessing at the same time.

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I can imagine...

Heaps of confidence is a result of looking as though you could stomp any ordinary man/woman into the ground.
hahaha, probably is the origin
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Old 09-19-2009, 07:42 PM   #299 (permalink)
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Here ya go...


Say thanks to the kind of woman who turns your perfectly natural fantasy of large boobs into a disgusting nightmare.
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