Ugly Things People Do/Wear To Look Attractive

Antonio · 09-15-2009, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

My grammar sucks so much.

me fayl inglesh?

that's unpossible!

**Janszoon** · 09-15-2009, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Wayfarer

Well, see, that's my point. "Don't brush your teeth because the TV commercial told you it'd make all the girls want to fuck you, brush your teeth so the things don't rot and fall out of your head, like." Similarly, why does it so often seem that, to us, lowering our risk of heart disease isn't a weighty enough cause to go on a diet, or at least not nearly as weighty a cause as potentially gaining some modicum of attention from a person or group of people shallow and foolish enough to be unwilling to befriend you otherwise?

Less junior high philosophy, more pics of ugly fashion please.

**Janszoon** · 09-15-2009, 01:15 AM

I saw a guy with a tattooed-on five o'clock shadow once. It was incredibly stupid looking.

Actually, come think of it I've seen two guys with that!

Astronomer · 09-15-2009, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Alfred

Naval piercings. I fail to see how it is at all "sexy".

I'm guilty

But mine was more of an act of rebellion when I was about 16 and then I just kept it.

~~The Unfan~~ · 09-15-2009, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

i used to be attracted to girls like that.

then i found out they were massive whores.

That's the appeal. I used to think it looked stupid beyond belief, but now when I'm out at bars/clubs/concerts I look for thhe stupid two-tone hair cut types to get laid. Ugly white chicks with too much makeup can out perform most women.

mr dave · 09-15-2009, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

like this one?

that's really close to a muffintop but the shirt is still able to contain everything. a proper muffintop wears a shirt like frosting with naked flesh oozing out all around.

FETCHER. · 09-15-2009, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

I'm guilty

But mine was more of an act of rebellion when I was about 16 and then I just kept it.

same.. ive kept mines as i went through alot of problems with it. so it would feel like all that was for nothing if i had to take it out

Mojo · 09-15-2009, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

I can't stand girls who substitute black spandex leggings for actual pants.. some things are better left for the imagination ladies.

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

This.

Tights =/= Pants

Seriously... it looks like they forgot to put pants on!

If the above picture is what you meant by this then i absolutely agree with you.

At first though I was thinking you meant something else. And while im on that I see LOTS of girls wearing short skirts with leggings underneath. Some girls may be able to pull that off and its not necessarily that bad but there doesnt seem to be any shoes you can wear with that outfit that doesnt make you look like a moron. Heels are the worst.

Guybrush · 09-15-2009, 07:30 AM

I like a bit of leg, but tights that make your legs look .. just shiny .. are also weird.

FETCHER. · 09-15-2009, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by toretorden

I like a bit of leg, but tights that make your legs look .. just shiny .. are also weird.

thats horrid.

Guyliner. its all very wrong.

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