"Penisport" sounds like some kind of slang for vagina.

hahahahah, thats amazin! :laughing:

Too awesome for words.

My mom is the type this thread is about. I've heard her say pretty much every almost-swear word ever including "fraggle" in place of the other f word. The best one ever though, in an attempt to not take the lord's name in vain she blurted out "Jeez-o's Crisps!"

I LOVE this things !!! like when they say around kids "Oh Fudge!" but they stay serious.

I'm guilty of saying swear-substitutes, not because of offense or anything like that but i think if you should swear you should swear well! Constant use takes the edge off.

If there was a cereal with that name I would buy it for sure.

I personally say Harvester threshing machine for vagina.

Come one baby, show me you Harvester threshing machine!

That is the best euphemism I've ever heard.

I always find it hilarious when people say things like "Oh, shoot" or "what the heck?" One of my friends never swears, but he's constantly saying things like frick or "s-word". It amuses me