The Official Inappropriate F00Ls Thread

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 09-11-2009, 12:15 AM

What moments or stories do you have of you (or someone you know) being completely inappropriate in a certain situation. For example,

I was watching an arabic comedian in a restaurant talk about arabs, and everyone was laughing at things he said but I wasn't. Finally he said something that made me laugh so loud and hard: "it is now legal for Saudi Arabian husbands to hit their wives", and it just so happened noone found it appropriate...the whole room was quiet. But then everyone laughed at me because of my reaction to it.

I have so many stories, I am so bad at being inappropriate. So will think of more to tell you. But I thought this should be interesting to lighten up the place. Anyone laughed at a funeral? I've laughed during church!

If anyone has some inappropriate pictures or videos to put up please do, e.g.

Mojo · 09-11-2009, 04:08 AM

The one thing that comes to mind right away for me was accidental and may be considered more outright impolite (had I realised what I was doing) rather than inappropriate but I was walking through Leeds city centre the day after the festival with a mate and someone comes up to me and asks me if I can spare any change. I simply say "no" and walk on until it hits me a few paces later and I realised what she really said.

I turned around and looked back and see a woman from the NSPCC with a clipboard and donations tin staring at me who had actually said "Would you like to help the children?"

**Janszoon** · 09-11-2009, 07:45 AM

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Holy shit, how did that even make it to press? "Luscious, smooth, sweet and fun"—yikes!

~~Farfisa~~ · 09-11-2009, 10:13 AM

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I'm guessing this ad was meant for lolicons.

asshat · 09-11-2009, 10:17 AM

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.....for a moment I thought that was real.

**Janszoon** · 09-11-2009, 10:19 AM

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.....for a moment I thought that was real.

lol. I should've read more of the copy.

NumberNineDream · 09-11-2009, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

What moments or stories do you have of you (or someone you know) being completely inappropriate in a certain situation. For example,

I was watching an arabic comedian in a restaurant talk about arabs, and everyone was laughing at things he said but I wasn't. Finally he said something that made me laugh so loud and hard: "it is now legal for Saudi Arabian husbands to hit their wives", and it just so happened noone found it appropriate...the whole room was quiet. But then everyone laughed at me because of my reaction to it.

it's funny cz it's true lol

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I have so many stories, I am so bad at being inappropriate. So will think of more to tell you. But I thought this should be interesting to lighten up the place. Anyone laughed at a funeral? I've laughed during church!

actually church is the most hilarious concept I've ever seen. In school we used to have a mass every week, I donno why, I never could get over the absurdity of the event [And that since I was 10]. And funerals are even worse, maybe because I laugh when I'm nervous, so with constantly thinking "I MUSTN'T SMILE" all I do is fight the urge to laugh. that's cruel.

I donno why I laugh the hardest in movies when someone is suddenly hit in the head with a bullet [I couldn't stop laughing during "Saving Private Ryan"] --- I may need to seek some help :/

jackhammer · 09-12-2009, 07:38 PM

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I donno why I laugh the hardest in movies when someone is suddenly hit in the head with a bullet [I couldn't stop laughing during "Saving Private Ryan"] --- I may need to seek some help :/

Maybe you laugh to disguise something else? I laugh during crappy B movies and sometimes through sentimental claptrap (parts of Saving private Ryan) but shudder in the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan because no Hollywood film has ever got that close to being so visceral on screen without manipulation before. It is one of the few pieces of film making that means something and almost transcends it's own medium. It's one of the greatest pieces of film making ever made.

~~Farfisa~~ · 09-12-2009, 08:41 PM

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Maybe you laugh to disguise something else? I laugh during crappy B movies and sometimes through sentimental claptrap (parts of Saving private Ryan) but shudder in the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan because no Hollywood film has ever got that close to being so visceral on screen without manipulation before. It is one of the few pieces of film making that means something and almost transcends it's own medium. It's one of the greatest pieces of film making ever made.

Frowny face smiley is not enough for that clip.

djchameleon · 09-12-2009, 08:55 PM

I tend to laugh and become giggly during funerals that's why I choose not to attend them whatsoever. I guess it might be some sort of defense mechanism or maybe I want to experience the opposite mood than the environment around me. I don't want to go around offending people.

if this slide isn't inappropriate then I don't know what is

09-11-2009, 12:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	The Official Inappropriate F00Ls Thread What moments or stories do you have of you (or someone you know) being completely inappropriate in a certain situation. For example, I was watching an arabic comedian in a restaurant talk about arabs, and everyone was laughing at things he said but I wasn't. Finally he said something that made me laugh so loud and hard: "it is now legal for Saudi Arabian husbands to hit their wives", and it just so happened noone found it appropriate...the whole room was quiet. But then everyone laughed at me because of my reaction to it. I have so many stories, I am so bad at being inappropriate. So will think of more to tell you. But I thought this should be interesting to lighten up the place. Anyone laughed at a funeral? I've laughed during church! If anyone has some inappropriate pictures or videos to put up please do, e.g. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

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Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	The one thing that comes to mind right away for me was accidental and may be considered more outright impolite (had I realised what I was doing) rather than inappropriate but I was walking through Leeds city centre the day after the festival with a mate and someone comes up to me and asks me if I can spare any change. I simply say "no" and walk on until it hits me a few paces later and I realised what she really said. I turned around and looked back and see a woman from the NSPCC with a clipboard and donations tin staring at me who had actually said "Would you like to help the children?" __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

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djchameleon A.B.N. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NY baby Posts: 11,451	I tend to laugh and become giggly during funerals that's why I choose not to attend them whatsoever. I guess it might be some sort of defense mechanism or maybe I want to experience the opposite mood than the environment around me. I don't want to go around offending people. if this slide isn't inappropriate then I don't know what is