savannah stirs your chili
 

as it turns out, i'm very good at stirin other folks' chili,......and after talkin to a old british friend of mine, he suggested i become the next, but much younger, dear abby


so i need your help
let me give you advice
let me tell you what that girl sittin next to you in class is thinkin
let me suggest the best way to tell your boss to kiss your ass, and make him like it
let me help you figure it out
let me stir your chili

Where is my N64?

10 greatest turn-offs for women, just to get the chili sizzlin'.

dear miss placed gamer,
your n64 is at that guys house,...remember, when you took it over there and y'all were gonna smoke weed and play video games for 72 hours straight,....
you left it over there when you ran to the gas station for snacks,...remember you forgot where you were goin and just went home

1) smacking
2) bad shoes
3) naturally greasy hair
4) inability to listen
5) bad breath
6) mother's boys who wont cut the apron strings
7) lieing
8) drooling
9) gunk
10) tighty whiteies

elaborate?

what if my dirty shoes are part of my swag >.>

10 greatest turn-ons?

Dear Savannah,

I ran out of wine. I'm sad. What do I do now?

Sincerely,
Wined and Denied

dear unsure,
dirty does not always mean bad,...in fact one of the things i love th most about my hot guy friend jake, is this old pair of checkered vans that have turned gray and have huge rips and holes in the sole,.....those are his shoes, they are part of his swag,...those shoes tell you more about who he is, and where he's been, than anything that could come out of his mouth

what i mean by bad shoes is:
shoes that say nothing

I like my chili Spicy.

I think you could give a TExas Size ass whoopin to Dear Abby.


Good thread.

1) testosterone
2) a great laugh
3) clean sheets
4) thoughtfulness
5) independence
6) bacon
7) a bit of a temper
8) composure
9) a big bath tub
10) andy timmons

are you kiddin me,...you are in houston
the answer is always specs

dear sav-

I will list some hairy areas, tell me which ones should be long, which should be short, and which should be bald (or, doesn't matter)...

head
back
chest pubes
ball fro
feet
butt

thanks

step brothers. :D

Dear Savannah:

Why is advice always tainted with individual preference that has the potential to mislead?

Just stir my chilli Savannah. You have made it into my all time wants lists easilly!

Mistah Hammah you sooo baadd!

About time I stopped being a good guy!

It's depressing actually.

What is?

It.

Edit: I should be more honest. It would be a long drawn out post though.

I guess men putting up a facade in order to reap the flowers of skipping maidens throughout the vast greek wood of life.

Or some **** to that effect.

Totally not correct.
But A for effort.

Or we could just say that any attention from Savannah is more than welcomed ;)

Then explain yourself mother****er, this isn't Habbo.

You had the right idea, but your context was off.
I have to give you credit for being in the same mind frame.

Cute girl in my math class. What will happen if I:

Strike up conversation in/after/before class
Smile at her in the hallway
Wave the next time she looks over
Bump into her by accident

She'll rip off her skin to reveal Professor Oak, then sodomize you thoroughly. :laughing:

By "accident"?

You can read a book all you like, but you're the only one who can write your own story, little bro.
The cute girl is an experiment in which you could be conducting to find your own answers.
Who knows.. maybe this girl thinks differently than the internet chick you're relying on....

As horrible as that truth may be.

head - not longer than mine
back - none
chest pubes - neat
ball fro - neat but not bare
feet - meh,....
butt - your a boy, i have disillusions but bare if possible

dude, it's for the lulz

Anddd...... your sex life as well, I'm assuming?

Don't worry.
That was just for the lulz.

Haha no worriez, of course I'm going to find out for myself. :p:

You're on the right track little man.
Be confident. Never let yourself be the one who said you were good or bad at picking up a girl. That info comes from trial, error and results. And if it doesn't, then you're not trying hard enough.

i'm quite sure we all understand my advice, no matter how good it is, may be novel in nature,....however, you can rain on my parade elsewhere,...i'm stirin the chili here, get your own pot



i think you'll find that the reaction to the first three, assumeing she is not a total bitch, will be the same,....she will mimic what you do,...she will reply to you, she will smile or make some gesture back, she will wave,...

as for the last,....hopefully you will both say excuses me and it will give you an excuse for alittle contact

I'm not trying to nullify the value of specific women-pleasing advice.. just saying, it can be misleading if people apply it generally. I'm just a disclaimer here.

I do like extrapolating your preferences from this kind of thing though, so carry on. :)

Dear Savannah,
I can't tell if the super cute girl in my English class is Asian or Filipino, what should I do?
Signed,
Crushing in Cali.

she's both,...its a strong theory that filipino people origionated from continental east or southeast asia before migrating to the philippines via taiwan