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Old 09-12-2009, 08:13 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Savannah,

There's this girl in two of my college classes who I think might want to rape me.
Let me explain.
She's 25 years old, pretty fat (not saying that's bad, but it's not personally attractive), has pube-like hair, wears water-resistant plastic shoes, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't take showers.
Well, she's ALWAYS staring at me. I can see it out the corner of my eye, and when I turn out of instinct, she tries to turn away but because of the lipid masses in her neck, her reflex time is negated by physical constraints. So I basically catch her staring all the time.

She seems nice enough. She's always happy and pleasant to talk to. But when I'm being nice and talking to her like a nice guy does, I think she's getting the wrong idea. When the guy who sits next to me in one class isn't there for classes, she takes the opportunity to sit there, and happens to leave her massive arm very close to my mouse so I'll be forced to accidentally touch her when I use the computer.

It's sorta freaky. Because she can probably overpower me and have her way if I ever find myself alone in the hallway with her. Especially if there's a janitor closet nearby.

But I don't want to be an ass and tell her to gtfo, because I don't want to hurt her feelings. But if I let her build this internal infatuation by repeatedly making her feel like I don't think she'll eat me, then I feel like I'll pay for it when she goes nuts and makes one of those desperate love moves.

What should I do?


P.S... I get the feeling that she masturbates to me.
It's very bad, because when I'm masturbating, that thought process inevitably comes up and the night is ruined.
You've got to help me.
Kill her.
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Old 09-12-2009, 08:13 PM   #72 (permalink)
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That which she hates most to eat, might not be that which she hates most to rape.

I'm not really worried about her eating me.
Pretty uncomfortable about the raping though.


Edit:
Guys, the story is actually true.
I may have inflated the details a bit, but the basics are correct.
She really gives me a "bout to get raped" feeling.
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Old 09-12-2009, 08:19 PM   #73 (permalink)
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That which she hates most to eat, might not be that which she hates most to rape.

I'm not really worried about her eating me.
Pretty uncomfortable about the raping though.


Edit:
Guys, the story is actually true.
I may have inflated the details a bit, but the basics are correct.
She really gives me a "bout to get raped" feeling.
Then I guess I'll give you a serious answer... sometimes it doesn't pay to be the nice guy...
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Old 09-12-2009, 08:20 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Savannah,

There's this girl in two of my college classes who I think might want to rape me.
Let me explain.
She's 25 years old, pretty fat (not saying that's bad, but it's not personally attractive), has pube-like hair, wears water-resistant plastic shoes, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't take showers.
Well, she's ALWAYS staring at me. I can see it out the corner of my eye, and when I turn out of instinct, she tries to turn away but because of the lipid masses in her neck, her reflex time is negated by physical constraints. So I basically catch her staring all the time.

She seems nice enough. She's always happy and pleasant to talk to. But when I'm being nice and talking to her like a nice guy does, I think she's getting the wrong idea. When the guy who sits next to me in one class isn't there for classes, she takes the opportunity to sit there, and happens to leave her massive arm very close to my mouse so I'll be forced to accidentally touch her when I use the computer.

It's sorta freaky. Because she can probably overpower me and have her way if I ever find myself alone in the hallway with her. Especially if there's a janitor closet nearby.

But I don't want to be an ass and tell her to gtfo, because I don't want to hurt her feelings. But if I let her build this internal infatuation by repeatedly making her feel like I don't think she'll eat me, then I feel like I'll pay for it when she goes nuts and makes one of those desperate love moves.

What should I do?


P.S... I get the feeling that she masturbates to me.
It's very bad, because when I'm masturbating, that thought process inevitably comes up and the night is ruined.
You've got to help me.


maybe what you should be askin yourself why it is the thought creeps up while you are masturbateing,.....why are you so consumed with the thought of her masturbateing to you,....i think you may quite enjoy thinking of that,.....not of, her, prson, but that a female is infact orgasaming to the thought of you

but just to be save,.....carry snacks with you, that way you can throw them in one direction and run in the other
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Old 09-12-2009, 08:22 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Savannah,

There's this girl in two of my college classes who I think might want to rape me.
Let me explain.
She's 25 years old, pretty fat (not saying that's bad, but it's not personally attractive), has pube-like hair, wears water-resistant plastic shoes, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't take showers.
Well, she's ALWAYS staring at me. I can see it out the corner of my eye, and when I turn out of instinct, she tries to turn away but because of the lipid masses in her neck, her reflex time is negated by physical constraints. So I basically catch her staring all the time.

She seems nice enough. She's always happy and pleasant to talk to. But when I'm being nice and talking to her like a nice guy does, I think she's getting the wrong idea. When the guy who sits next to me in one class isn't there for classes, she takes the opportunity to sit there, and happens to leave her massive arm very close to my mouse so I'll be forced to accidentally touch her when I use the computer.

It's sorta freaky. Because she can probably overpower me and have her way if I ever find myself alone in the hallway with her. Especially if there's a janitor closet nearby.

But I don't want to be an ass and tell her to gtfo, because I don't want to hurt her feelings. But if I let her build this internal infatuation by repeatedly making her feel like I don't think she'll eat me, then I feel like I'll pay for it when she goes nuts and makes one of those desperate love moves.

What should I do?


P.S... I get the feeling that she masturbates to me.
It's very bad, because when I'm masturbating, that thought process inevitably comes up and the night is ruined.
You've got to help me.
i wish i didnt laugh. i feel like a nasty nasty person .

anyways, avoidance, if that doesnt work..silent treatment ?
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Old 09-12-2009, 08:30 PM   #76 (permalink)
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maybe what you should be askin yourself why it is the thought creeps up while you are masturbateing,.....why are you so consumed with the thought of her masturbateing to you,....i think you may quite enjoy thinking of that,.....not of, her, prson, but that a female is infact orgasaming to the thought of you

but just to be save,.....carry snacks with you, that way you can throw them in one direction and run in the other
I KNEW you would say that! lol...
I don't know if she masturbates to me. It's possible, but that's beside the point. Even the fleeting thought of that happening is traumatizing enough to be linked to the physical act of masturbating.

It's like when I was in Iraq and mortar rounds would always land close to where you were sleeping, explode, and you hit the deck... Then your minding your own business and someone pops off a m80 firecracker... well you get the same shock.

God I hope this nast factory doesn't shell shock me with women.
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Old 09-12-2009, 08:31 PM   #77 (permalink)
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i wish i didnt laugh. i feel like a nasty nasty person .

anyways, avoidance, if that doesnt work..silent treatment ?
No I added the comedic aspect because it was easier that way. lol. Don't worry, I don't blame you for laughing.
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I KNEW you would say that! lol...
I don't know if she masturbates to me. It's possible, but that's beside the point. Even the fleeting thought of that happening is traumatizing enough to be linked to the physical act of masturbating.

It's like when I was in Iraq and mortar rounds would always land close to where you were sleeping, explode, and you hit the deck... Then your minding your own business and someone pops off a m80 firecracker... well you get the same shock.

God I hope this nast factory doesn't shell shock me with women.

you should be flattered,.....see the situation for what it is,.....and realize its only a semester,.......


in the meantime,....maybe you could,.....just have sex and not masturbate
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you should be flattered,.....see the situation for what it is,.....and realize its only a semester,.......


in the meantime,....maybe you could,.....just have sex and not masturbate
Just have sex and not masturbate huh?
And to think I was trying to worry about school without wasting money in bars, clubs and on women I won't see again.

Tempting, but it's just not in my budget right now.
I've got more important things to attend to.

Surprised as you may be, you ladies aren't completely end-all stop everything you're doing just to get a piece, ya know.
Some people already been there, and have more important things to do.
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Old 09-12-2009, 08:58 PM   #80 (permalink)
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you should be flattered,.....see the situation for what it is,.....and realize its only a semester,.......


in the meantime,....maybe you could,.....just have sex and not masturbate
I know you aren't saying this but I'm bringing it up.

Why do women think that because you have sex with them that you shouldn't be masturbating or that you stop all together because you have them for sex?

I tend to masturbate more when I have a gf even when she's puts out on a daily basis.
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