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07-15-2010, 08:09 AM | #242 (permalink) |
FakingSuicideForApplause
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: I live in a van down by the river
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For some reason I read it in a Scottish accent =/
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07-26-2010, 01:15 PM | #244 (permalink) |
Partying on the inside
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Ways in which Santa can realistically enter your home - Breaking through a window - Picking the lock to a door - Breaking through the door, commando style - Renting a bulldozer and coming through the living room wall - Sneaking in during the day and hiding out in the laundry room until dark - Chloroforming your mom as she's returning from shopping, stealing her key, then making a copy at Walmart LIKES: Ways in which Santa can unrealistically enter your home - The chimney - Teleportation (Thanks Anteater's parents) - Up through the toilet - Through the mirrors, like in the movie Mirrors - Wall sockets - Ventilation ducts - Shape-shifting into the dog, or your sister - inter-dimensional space-time travel So, I've concluded that the reason the chimney is used, is because it's the least creepy of the unrealistic ways santa can break into your home. Any thoughts? |
07-26-2010, 01:33 PM | #247 (permalink) | |
love will tear you apart
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, UK.
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A magic key always seemed plausible as a child. He was a magical character, he could have a key that works no matter what the house. Or he could magic it up from thin air, it always seemed more plausible than a chimney. |
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08-20-2010, 12:19 PM | #249 (permalink) |
Basscadet
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Antarctica
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sorry to bump up an old thread but....
Likes: IDM Antarctica, because it's cold all of the time Cold weather + winter Blu Ray disks Non-Muscly skinny-ish men pillows Littlebigplanet Experimentalism Avant Garde Tyondai Braxton Jonsi's singing Hot Chocolate Tea Hypnogogia (the phase between being asleep and being awake) lucid dreams Intelligent guys when it snows at night when I'm walking my dog. music that reminds me of winter Wind straight guys who aren't afraid to cry the dentist Pixar movies guys with curly hair Dislikes: How easily Blu-Rays scratch People (especially guys) with the intelligence of a knife block Guys who look like they're on 20kg of steroids teen heart-throb material Summer Moby when all of the snow melts in the spring new age music jazz the new age movement in general when Ubuntu craps up on me Orthodontists Braces slippery stairs eating too much candy BOC fanboys/stalkers Aphex Fanboys Last edited by Dayvan Cowboy; 08-20-2010 at 12:39 PM. |
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