Likes/Dislikes

Astronomer · 07-15-2010, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Seltzer

Caption: Oi Gazza, didja see Austraya frash dem poms the other day!?! Chuck us a woodie while you're at it will ya?

You still have Australian in you!

Dr.Seussicide · 07-15-2010, 09:09 AM

For some reason I read it in a Scottish accent =/

homesick.alien · 07-15-2010, 08:37 PM

http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/

#41- Kings of Leon

Freebase Dali · 07-26-2010, 02:15 PM

DISLIKES:

Ways in which Santa can realistically enter your home

- Breaking through a window
- Picking the lock to a door
- Breaking through the door, commando style
- Renting a bulldozer and coming through the living room wall
- Sneaking in during the day and hiding out in the laundry room until dark
- Chloroforming your mom as she's returning from shopping, stealing her key, then making a copy at Walmart

LIKES:

Ways in which Santa can unrealistically enter your home

- The chimney
- Teleportation (Thanks Anteater's parents)
- Up through the toilet
- Through the mirrors, like in the movie Mirrors
- Wall sockets
- Ventilation ducts
- Shape-shifting into the dog, or your sister
- inter-dimensional space-time travel

So, I've concluded that the reason the chimney is used, is because it's the least creepy of the unrealistic ways santa can break into your home. Any thoughts?

TheCunningStunt · 07-26-2010, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

So, I've concluded that the reason the chimney is used, is because it's the least creepy of the unrealistic ways santa can break into your home. Any thoughts?

We didn't have a chimney, I was told Santa had a 'magic key'.

Freebase Dali · 07-26-2010, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

We didn't have a chimney, I was told Santa had a 'magic key'.

Ohhhh I didn't think about a magic key. Yea that's just not at all interesting, but I see how it wouldn't scare the kids.

TheCunningStunt · 07-26-2010, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Ohhhh I didn't think about a magic key. Yea that's just not at all interesting, but I see how it wouldn't scare the kids.

My cousin was really scared of Santa, so much so my Uncle had to tell her he wasn't real etc.

A magic key always seemed plausible as a child. He was a magical character, he could have a key that works no matter what the house. Or he could magic it up from thin air, it always seemed more plausible than a chimney.

**Janszoon** · 07-26-2010, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

So, I've concluded that the reason the chimney is used, is because it's the least creepy of the unrealistic ways santa can break into your home. Any thoughts?

Well I certainly agree the mirror thing would be creepy as hell, that's for sure.

Dayvan Cowboy · 08-20-2010, 01:19 PM

sorry to bump up an old thread but....

Likes:

IDM
Antarctica, because it's cold all of the time
Cold weather + winter
Blu Ray disks
Non-Muscly skinny-ish men
pillows
Littlebigplanet
Experimentalism
Avant Garde
Tyondai Braxton
Jonsi's singing
Hot Chocolate
Tea
Hypnogogia (the phase between being asleep and being awake)
lucid dreams
Intelligent guys
when it snows at night when I'm walking my dog.
music that reminds me of winter
Wind
straight guys who aren't afraid to cry
the dentist
Pixar movies
guys with curly hair

Dislikes:
How easily Blu-Rays scratch
People (especially guys) with the intelligence of a knife block
Guys who look like they're on 20kg of steroids
teen heart-throb material
Summer
Moby
when all of the snow melts in the spring
new age music
jazz
the new age movement in general
when Ubuntu craps up on me
Orthodontists
Braces
slippery stairs
eating too much candy
BOC fanboys/stalkers
Aphex Fanboys

glastonelle · 08-20-2010, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boardsofcanada

sorry to bump up an old thread but....

Likes:

Antarctica, because it's cold all of the time
Cold weather + winter

Dislikes:

Summer

07-15-2010, 09:09 AM	#242 (permalink)
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07-15-2010, 08:37 PM	#243 (permalink)
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08-20-2010, 01:19 PM	#249 (permalink)
Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	sorry to bump up an old thread but.... Likes: IDM Antarctica, because it's cold all of the time Cold weather + winter Blu Ray disks Non-Muscly skinny-ish men pillows Littlebigplanet Experimentalism Avant Garde Tyondai Braxton Jonsi's singing Hot Chocolate Tea Hypnogogia (the phase between being asleep and being awake) lucid dreams Intelligent guys when it snows at night when I'm walking my dog. music that reminds me of winter Wind straight guys who aren't afraid to cry the dentist Pixar movies guys with curly hair Dislikes: How easily Blu-Rays scratch People (especially guys) with the intelligence of a knife block Guys who look like they're on 20kg of steroids teen heart-throb material Summer Moby when all of the snow melts in the spring new age music jazz the new age movement in general when Ubuntu craps up on me Orthodontists Braces slippery stairs eating too much candy BOC fanboys/stalkers Aphex Fanboys Last edited by Dayvan Cowboy; 08-20-2010 at 01:39 PM.

07-26-2010, 02:15 PM	#244 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	DISLIKES: Ways in which Santa can realistically enter your home - Breaking through a window - Picking the lock to a door - Breaking through the door, commando style - Renting a bulldozer and coming through the living room wall - Sneaking in during the day and hiding out in the laundry room until dark - Chloroforming your mom as she's returning from shopping, stealing her key, then making a copy at Walmart LIKES: Ways in which Santa can unrealistically enter your home - The chimney - Teleportation (Thanks Anteater's parents) - Up through the toilet - Through the mirrors, like in the movie Mirrors - Wall sockets - Ventilation ducts - Shape-shifting into the dog, or your sister - inter-dimensional space-time travel So, I've concluded that the reason the chimney is used, is because it's the least creepy of the unrealistic ways santa can break into your home. Any thoughts?