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TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by glastonelle (Post 874854)
Right back at ya :D I've never seen American Beauty.. For me its like a three-way (ha ha) between Trainspotting, Lock Stock and Ferris Buellers Day Off. You gotta love those 80s American teen movies ;)

Watch it. Best advice ever right there.

Trainspotting > Lock Stock, even though I love most things Guy Ritchie does. Even though RockNRolla failed I still enjoyed it. And I enjoyed Sherlock Holmes as well. Guy Ritchie :bowdown: (Although he needs to pull it out the bag with his next film, but he's taking on the tale of King Arthur, Robin Hood part 2?)

You gotta love those 80s American teen movies? No. No I don't. Ferris Bueller's Day Off was a bit of fun but it was mostly forgettable, for me anyway.

Sansa Stark 06-02-2010 01:52 AM

BACK OFF YA ****S TRAINSPOTTING IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE which means it belongs to me!!!11!!

;)

but I would bang James Franco pretty hard.

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 874858)
BACK OFF YA ****S TRAINSPOTTING IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE which means it belongs to me!!!11!!

;)

but I would bang James Franco pretty hard.

Danny Boyle is a met ride (tram, tube) away from where I live. He's MINE and so is trainspotting :p:

And whyyy?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...3_premiere.jpg

:confused:

glastonelle 06-02-2010 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 874855)
Watch it. Best advice ever right there.

Trainspotting > Lock Stock, even though I love most things Guy Ritchie does. Even though RockNRolla failed I still enjoyed it. And I enjoyed Sherlock Holmes as well. Guy Ritchie :bowdown: (Although he needs to pull it out the bag with his next film, but he's taking on the tale of King Arthur, Robin Hood part 2?)

You gotta love those 80s American teen movies? No. No I don't. Ferris Bueller's Day Off was a bit of fun but it was mostly forgettable, for me anyway.

I'll keep that in mind ;)

I thought Sherlock Holmes was mediocre - I like Robert Downie Jr as much as the next person, but it was all a bit awkward for me. They left the story a bit undeveloped so I had to keep asking what was going on. I mean, it might of just been me not wathcing properly but yea, it was ok.

Guy Ritchie is like at the right hand side of Danny Boyle/God, so all is well in director heaven. Snatch was fantastic too! Best acting I think Ive ever seen from Brad Pitt. Have you seen that?

Ferris is cool. So is Weird Science but Breakfast Club was over-rated. Hated the really girly ones like Sixteen Candles though. As long as its not the entire filmography of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chuck Norris, I'm into the guyish movies :D

Sansa Stark 06-02-2010 01:58 AM

I've seen Trainspotting so many times I can recite it without it being on, I've also read the book 14 times at last count, so it's mine.

That picture is just hotter, I ****ing love men in suits.

glastonelle 06-02-2010 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 874858)
BACK OFF YA ****S TRAINSPOTTING IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE which means it belongs to me!!!11!!

;)

but I would bang James Franco pretty hard.

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 874859)
Danny Boyle is a met ride (tram, tube) away from where I live. He's MINE and so is trainspotting :p:

And whyyy?

:confused:

Wait, what?! You've got it all wrong guys, Trainspotting is rightfully MINE.

And hell yes, I second the James Franco ;)

Sansa Stark 06-02-2010 02:00 AM

Ah'll chib ye fir it.

& the gadge tae!

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by glastonelle (Post 874860)
I'll keep that in mind ;)

I thought Sherlock Holmes was mediocre - I like Robert Downie Jr as much as the next person, but it was all a bit awkward for me. They left the story a bit undeveloped so I had to keep asking what was going on. I mean, it might of just been me not wathcing properly but yea, it was ok.

Guy Ritchie is like at the right hand side of Danny Boyle/God, so all is well in director heaven. Snatch was fantastic too! Best acting I think Ive ever seen from Brad Pitt. Have you seen that?

Ferris is cool. So is Weird Science but Breakfast Club was over-rated. Hated the really girly ones like Sixteen Candles though. As long as its not the entire filmography of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chuck Norris, I'm into the guyish movies :D

Well, I'm a Burton/Ritchie/Tarantino fan boy, although with Tarantino the expectations are too high, so fan boy is a slight stretch because I didn't like Death Proof. So I like everything Ritchie has done, Sherlock Holmes is a 7/10, not great but highly enjoyable and I felt Downy JR and Jude Law had some on screen chemistry even if it was limited at times.

Of course, but personally Lock Stock > Snatch. Even though Brad Pitt was so good in it, when I first saw it, I didn't know it was him. Unbelievable that I didn't notice, but he was just that character and nothing else. My opinion of Brad Pitt was he was in the same bracket as Tom Cruise - an overrated tosser but I have a level of respect for Pitt.

Breakfast Club is great fun, I'll give you that one. Not a favourite movie, mind.

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 874868)
Ah'll chib ye fir it.

& the gadge tae!

Claiming because of the geographical > violence. 1-0. I think a lot of people would fight us for it to be their favourite, it's truly an outstanding peace of work. I hope the sequel is as good "Porno."

Sansa Stark 06-02-2010 02:04 AM

It'll be ****, Ewan's not doing it. Besides claiming it because of the geography is ridiculous, I'll just have Kayleigh claim it and give it to me cause I'm her dear Boaby.

glastonelle 06-02-2010 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 874868)
Ah'll chib ye fir it.

& the gadge tae!

I guess we could share it, if were feeling generous enough. I get Rentons skinny jeans though. Those things are legendary :bowdown:

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 874869)
Well, I'm a Burton/Ritchie/Tarantino fan boy, although with Tarantino the expectations are too high, so fan boy is a slight stretch because I didn't like Death Proof. So I like everything Ritchie has done, Sherlock Holmes is a 7/10, not great but highly enjoyable and I felt Downy JR and Jude Law had some on screen chemistry even if it was limited at times.

Of course, but personally Lock Stock > Snatch. Even though Brad Pitt was so good in it, when I first saw it, I didn't know it was him. Unbelievable that I didn't notice, but he was just that character and nothing else. My opinion of Brad Pitt was he was in the same bracket as Tom Cruise - an overrated tosser but I have a level of respect for Pitt.

Breakfast Club is great fun, I'll give you that one. Not a favourite movie, mind.

Tarantinos alright, but then again I've only seen Pulp Fiction and the Kill Bills - mind you, that scene were he goes right through the glass jug is pretty cool, and Uma Thurman is pretty alright.

When I first saw Snatch I thought Brad was also playing Frankie Four Fingers for some reason, they must of looked alikeish. Plus that Irish Gipsy accent Brad put on was possibly better than the Scottish one Johnny Lee Miller put on for Trainspotting. Except Tom Cruise is an absolute tosser. At least Brad has the redeeming quality of being able to do great accents.

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 874873)
It'll be ****, Ewan's not doing it. Besides claiming it because of the geography is ridiculous, I'll just have Kayleigh claim it and give it to me cause I'm her dear Boaby.

The Directors location is far more important than where it's set and the actors nationalities. Danny Boyle :bowdown: it's still mine, and your attempts to use Kayleigh in such a fashion saddens me. Plus I could just use James if it came to that, he wouldn't let me down.

Porno has been announced though, Boyle said he'd only do it if Ewan was on board or it wouldn't work. So if he's going ahead without Ewan then what's the point? He's already said it won't work. You sure Ewan isn't up for it?

glastonelle 06-02-2010 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 874876)
The Directors location is far more important than where it's set and the actors nationalities. Danny Boyle :bow: it's still mine, and your attempts to use Kayleigh in such a fashion saddens me. Plus I could just use James if it came to that, he wouldn't let me down.

Porno has been announced though, Boyle said he'd only do it if Ewan was on board or it wouldn't work. So if he's going ahead without Ewan then what's the point? He's already said it won't work. You sure Ewan isn't up for it?

He better be. No one could do Renton better than Ewan!

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by glastonelle (Post 874875)
I guess we could share it, if were feeling generous enough. I get Rentons skinny jeans though. Those things are legendary :bowdown:



Tarantinos alright, but then again I've only seen Pulp Fiction and the Kill Bills - mind you, that scene were he goes right through the glass jug is pretty cool, and Uma Thurman is pretty alright.

When I first saw Snatch I thought Brad was also playing Frankie Four Fingers for some reason, they must of looked alikeish. Plus that Irish Gipsy accent Brad put on was possibly better than the Scottish one Johnny Lee Miller put on for Trainspotting. Except Tom Cruise is an absolute tosser. At least Brad has the redeeming quality of being able to do great accents.

You can have the skinny jeans, can't fucking stand skinnies. I never understood how that fashion took off.

Tarantino is better than alright, that smooth duologue, the violence, the fact he writes all his own stuff. Reservoir Dogs is a must watch for any film fan, as is Inglourious Basterds.

Brad Pitt's gypsy accent was indeed great, he was so convincing I didn't recognise one of the most famous faces in film..

glastonelle 06-02-2010 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 874878)
You can have the skinny jeans, can't fucking stand skinnies. I never understood how that fashion took off.

Tarantino is better than alright, that smooth duologue, the violence, the fact he writes all his own stuff. Reservoir Dogs is a must watch for any film fan, as is Inglourious Basterds.

Brad Pitt's gypsy accent was indeed great, he was so convincing I didn't recognise one of the most famous faces in film..

I'll tell you how they took off - Ewan wore them in Trainspotting. Im not usually that in to guys in skinnies but phwoar! did he prove me wrong. He has the right legs for them, you see :D

I'll have to watch those, but I've never really warmed to him. Hes a great director, just not my fave.

Sansa Stark 06-02-2010 02:12 AM

I'd rather have Ewan without pants ;)

and I was referring to the author's nationality!

and
Ewan McGregor Not Interested in Trainspotting Sequel

Ewan McGregor, snog, shag, shag,shag, marry, bear 10 of his children

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by glastonelle (Post 874879)
I'll tell you how they took off - Ewan wore them in Trainspotting. Im not usually that in to guys in skinnies but phwoar! did he prove me wrong. He has the right legs for them, you see :D

I'll have to watch those, but I've never really warmed to him. Hes a great director, just not my fave.

You have a ladycrush on ol' Ewan?

http://i.realone.com/assets/cs/401/01128401.jpg

Around 97, after he put on the weight he had to lose for Trainspotting and that long hair, he looked like a handsome chap. Hasn't aged well though.

And Tarantino is probably my favourite, just listen to the dialogue. Outstanding.

glastonelle 06-02-2010 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 874880)
I don't wear pants, and I'd rather have Ewan without pants ;)

and I was referring to the author's nationality!

and
Ewan McGregor Not Interested in Trainspotting Sequel

Ewan McGregor, snog, shag, shag,shag, marry, bear 10 of his children

I think I'm about to cry. Why would he do this to me?!

And Ewan, hmm.... ah **** it, I'd go there ;)

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 874880)
I'd rather have Ewan without pants ;)

and I was referring to the author's nationality!

and
Ewan McGregor Not Interested in Trainspotting Sequel

Ewan McGregor, snog, shag, shag,shag, marry, bear 10 of his children

You can claim the book then, I'm still having the film due to Danny Boyle putting it on the screen.

2 people with a girlboner for Ewan, interesting..

But yeah he has a point, doing a sequel for doings sake can turn out bad. But if they go ahead without him and find a new Mark then it's gonna be a whole lot worse..

glastonelle 06-02-2010 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 874881)
You have a ladycrush on ol' Ewan?

http://i.realone.com/assets/cs/401/01128401.jpg

Around 97, after he put on the weight he had to lose for Trainspotting and that long hair, he looked like a handsome chap. Hasn't aged well though.

And Tarantino is probably my favourite, just listen to the dialogue. Outstanding.

Personally, I thought he suited the Jedi look ;)

http://images.art.com/images/product...0/10227307.jpg

Without the beard hes almost hot!

Sansa Stark 06-02-2010 02:16 AM

I have a whole wall of him behind my door, not joking.
I'm love with him, no one will watch Moulin Rouge anymore cause I get all giddy and sigh everytime he starts to ****ing sing

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 02:18 AM

But yeah he has a point, doing a sequel for doings sake can turn out bad. But if they go ahead without him and find a new Mark then it's gonna be a whole lot worse..

I edited that post because I forgot to include that, I hope it doesn't go ahead without him. :( Danny Boyle would be stoopid if he did.

And you're a strange lady Paloma. People like Depp and Dicaprio have aged fantastically, why not Ewan?

Sansa Stark 06-02-2010 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 874886)
But yeah he has a point, doing a sequel for doings sake can turn out bad. But if they go ahead without him and find a new Mark then it's gonna be a whole lot worse..

I edited that post because I forgot to include that, I hope it doesn't go ahead without him. :( Danny Boyle would be stoopid if he did.

And you're a strange lady Paloma. People like Depp and Dicaprio have aged fantastically, why not Ewan?

Why does everyone keep calling me strange? Depp and Dicaprio aren't nearly as attractive as Ewan McGregor.....but then I'm in love with Kevin Spacey so I don't know.
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Originally Posted by glastonelle (Post 874887)
I love him in Moulin Rouge! When there on the roof and he starts singing Heroes by David Bowie!

Jiiizzzz dude. Simply Jiiizzzz :love:

LOL I had to quote this to see what the stars were but YES. He's so adorable in it I can barely stand it. Same with Big Fish

glastonelle 06-02-2010 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 874885)
I have a whole wall of him behind my door, not joking.
I'm love with him, no one will watch Moulin Rouge anymore cause I get all giddy and sigh everytime he starts to ****ing sing

I love him in Moulin Rouge! When there on the roof and he starts singing Heroes by David Bowie!

Jiiizzzz dude. Simply Jiiizzzz :love:


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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 874886)

And you're a strange lady Paloma. People like Depp and Dicaprio have aged fantastically, why not Ewan?

I know a guy who looks exactly like Johnny Depp but everyone calls him Prowzy, so you can tell just from that exactly how charming this guy is.

And I personally believe there is nothing hotter than Leo DiCaprio in Titanic, even with the greasy do. Phwoaaar, I would.

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 02:25 AM

Depp and Dicaprio aren't up there with Ewan? Behave. Depp and Dicaprio's are my only men crush, as well as Kurt Cobain.

Mainly due to how talented they all are. But still. Ewan has aged badly and hasn't been in a good film since Big Fish 7 years ago :( he had so much potential in Trainspotting. Then he played in some chick flick (no offence) and a Jedi (I don't like Star Wars) and a few other bad films. The emotional level he reached in Trainspotting, going through that struggle. He should've been massive.

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Originally Posted by glastonelle (Post 874890)
I know a guy who looks exactly like Johnny Depp but everyone calls him Prowzy, so you can tell just from that exactly how charming this guy is.

And I personally believe there is nothing hotter than Leo DiCaprio in Titanic, even with the greasy do. Phwoaaar, I would.

Dicaprio is better these days with the little stubble thing he's got going on! And he's no longer thin, he's bulked up. What a man Leo is :bowdown:

glastonelle 06-02-2010 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 874891)
Depp and Dicaprio aren't up there with Ewan? Behave. Depp and Dicaprio's are my only men crush, as well as Kurt Cobain.

Mainly due to how talented they all are. But still. Ewan has aged badly and hasn't been in a good film since Big Fish 7 years ago :( he had so much potential in Trainspotting. Then he played in some chick flick (no offence) and a Jedi (I don't like Star Wars) and a few other bad films. The emotional level he reached in Trainspotting, going through that struggle. He should've been massive.

I didnt like Big Fish much for some reason, I liked the idea but I felt a bit depressed about it afterwards. I havent seen an earth-shattering movie of Ewans like Trainspotting, since, well, Trainspotting. The Men Who Stare At Goats was stupid, but Moulin Rouge was very sweet.

Nice man crushes. Once again, you have good taste in men ;) Mind you, Leo did look good in The Beach.

You dont like Star Wars?! What is wrong with you man!

Sansa Stark 06-02-2010 02:29 AM

Movie men lookalikes are the best
I knew a boy who looked EXACTLY like Christian Bale, but he was mexican

in the case of Christian Bale
http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/fil...istianbale.jpg
shag, then avoid. Hear he's a ****weed.

Astronomer 06-02-2010 02:30 AM

^ You have a penis though, and I'm guessing your straight (correct me if I'm wrong and you WOULD like to snog/shag/marry them)... haha. :) Ewan > Depp. In looks.

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by glastonelle (Post 874893)
I didnt like Big Fish much for some reason, I liked the idea but I felt a bit depressed about it afterwards. I havent seen an earth-shattering movie of Ewans like Trainspotting, since, well, Trainspotting. The Men Who Stare At Goats was stupid, but Moulin Rouge was very sweet.

Nice man crushes. Once again, you have good taste in men ;)

You dont like Star Wars?! What is wrong with you man!

I loved Big Fish, but then again I've never disliked anything Burton has done and I've seen everyone of his films apart from 1 I think. Ewan really should've been in much better films considering in 1996 the potential he seemingly had.. The scene where he was going cold turkey in bed, God that was intense.

I do try. I have too many man crushes. It's worrying. Although it's more admiration for what they are and what they do.

Star Wars is the most overrated piece of shit ever.

Sansa Stark 06-02-2010 02:32 AM

I do not have a penis, Kate.

glastonelle 06-02-2010 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 874894)
Movie men lookalikes are the best
I knew a boy who looked EXACTLY like Christian Bale, but he was mexican

in the case of Christian Bale

My friend got it on with a guy identical to Heath Ledger. I'm still jealous today :(

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus (Post 874895)
^ You have a penis though, and I'm guessing your straight (correct me if I'm wrong and you WOULD like to snog/shag/marry them)... haha. :) Ewan > Depp. In looks.

I wouldn't do any of them things, as you mentioned I'm straight. I'd give each of them a giant soppy hug. Ewan > Depp? You women are crazy.

I'd hold on to Johnny whilst saying "I love you Edward Scissorhands" he's just the business.

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 874899)
I do not have a penis, Kate.

Lies.

Sansa Stark 06-02-2010 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by glastonelle (Post 874900)
My friend got it on with a guy identical to Heath Ledger. I'm still jealous today :(

Oh god that's amazing. I loved him in Ten Things I Hate About You. Patrick Verona 4 ever.

Sansa Stark 06-02-2010 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 874904)
Lies.

This thread is going too fast, she pointed upwards at me, lol

Astronomer 06-02-2010 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 874899)
I do not have a penis, Kate.

Sorry Paloma. I was supposed to be quoting someone else! I was too late... but good to know for future reference that you don't have a penis. As for movie look-alikes, I know a guy who looks EXACTLY like Jake Gyllenhaal. It's seriously uncanny, people stop him on the street. He's pretty fine.

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 02:36 AM

Why do you all know film lookalikes and I don't? I even scoured Facebook. :(

glastonelle 06-02-2010 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 874898)
I loved Big Fish, but then again I've never disliked anything Burton has done and I've seen everyone of his films apart from 1 I think. Ewan really should've been in much better films considering in 1996 the potential he seemingly had.. The scene where he was going cold turkey in bed, God that was intense.

I do try. I have too many man crushes. It's worrying. Although it's more admiration for what they are and what they do.

Star Wars is the most overrated piece of shit ever.

Tim Burtons amazing! Although The nightmare Before Christmas will always remain my absolute favourite.

That scene was amazing, the bit with the baby still freaks me out though. The acting was mesmerizing (couldnt think of a better word.)

Sure, sure ;) and no, my friend, the most overreated piece(s) of **** ever are every single superhero movie ever created.

TheCunningStunt 06-02-2010 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by glastonelle (Post 874909)
Tim Burtons amazing! Although The nightmare Before Christmas will always remain my absolute favourite.

That scene was amazing, the bit with the baby still freaks me out though. The acting was mesmerizing (couldnt think of a better word.)

Sure, sure ;) and no, my friend, the most overreated piece(s) of **** ever are every single superhero movie ever created.

That wasn't even a Burton film, it was a Henry Selick film. :( you need a new favourite Burton one. (Although Burton was producer, maybe that can count?)

Oh well that's a relief :D

glastonelle 06-02-2010 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 874905)
Oh god that's amazing. I loved him in Ten Things I Hate About You. Patrick Verona 4 ever.

It was A Knights Tale that did it for me, I've never seen a fitter blonde in my life. But brunettes are hotter and booooy, was he a hot brunette.

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 874908)
Why do you all know film lookalikes and I don't? I even scoured Facebook. :(

Be happy, nobody wants to know Prowzy, even if he does look like Johnny. Heath Ledger lookalike on the otherhand. Jiiiiizzzzz :love: Christian Bale lookalike sounds pretty damn sexy.


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