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Old 05-17-2011, 10:34 AM   #711 (permalink)
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gawd, did he have a large package or what?
Yep. According to Marilyn Monroe, he played the piano with an extra finger, at his private parties.
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Old 05-17-2011, 04:27 PM   #712 (permalink)
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Girls who don't wear long tops with leggings should die.
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:30 PM   #713 (permalink)
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But would that not hide their arse? Where's the fun in that!?
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Old 05-17-2011, 08:13 PM   #714 (permalink)
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Eh **** everyone whos hating on leggings/tights and uggs. I fucking love leggings. Practically live out of them. Like this.

and as for uggs, they fucking comfortable and fucking warm. Men look ridiculous in vests/tracksuit bottoms/trainers/skinny jeans/and various other fashion items but you dont see my crying over it and saying i wont date ANYONE who owns them. you's will never get a bird if yous are being picky with what clothes she wears. its shallow as fuck.
You should be picky about guys that wear skinny jeans and other fashion items that make them looking like fucking clowns. You are just as picky but in different areas. Remember you have this height issue? You won't date short guys or w/e. Well it's not even so much as being picky but knowing exactly what we want and not settling for any bird that just comes by because she has a vagina.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 05-17-2011, 08:15 PM   #715 (permalink)
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I don't see why you guys hate tights too much, they can look really good. Uggs look pretty stupid but not so much that I would avoid someone that wears them.
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Old 05-17-2011, 09:03 PM   #716 (permalink)
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i don't have much of an opinion either way

leggings and uggs aren't popular here

leggings are only worn by fat Malay girls here
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Old 05-17-2011, 09:25 PM   #717 (permalink)
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You should be picky about guys that wear skinny jeans and other fashion items that make them looking like fucking clowns. You are just as picky but in different areas. Remember you have this height issue? You won't date short guys or w/e. Well it's not even so much as being picky but knowing exactly what we want and not settling for any bird that just comes by because she has a vagina.
Seriously? Why are you so butthurt that she doesn't want to date a short guy?
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Old 05-17-2011, 09:26 PM   #718 (permalink)
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Seriously? Why are you so butthurt that she doesn't want to date a short guy?
she would date me, though, I'm just 2 cms shorter than her
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Old 05-17-2011, 09:27 PM   #719 (permalink)
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Seriously? Why are you so butthurt that she doesn't want to date a short guy?
I'm not butthurt about it, I'm just bringing up the fact that she has things that she is picky about just like we have things that we are picky about. There is nothing wrong with that at all.

Maybe you didn't pay attention to what I was trying to say.
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Old 05-17-2011, 09:46 PM   #720 (permalink)
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Anyway, I would have totally shagged Richard Hell when he looked like this
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