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Old 04-26-2011, 11:37 AM   #641 (permalink)
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Well, who's next? C'mon, "cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once."

OK, facing shyness, I'll take a step forward. I wouldn't mind to be a sex object for a moment.



That "fluffy object of desire" in need of love. I'm yours. Do whatever you want with me, nymphs!

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Old 04-26-2011, 12:58 PM   #642 (permalink)
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stop it stop it -i'm getting a massive hardon right now
Duh... Who wouldn't.
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Old 04-26-2011, 05:53 PM   #643 (permalink)
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^ Muppets? You mean all those fluffy creatures?
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Old 04-26-2011, 05:58 PM   #644 (permalink)
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Hmmm... No beard.
Nevermind, changed me mind.
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Old 04-26-2011, 05:58 PM   #645 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2011, 06:01 PM   #646 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2011, 06:03 PM   #647 (permalink)
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No, I believe he's just saying because of your over sexualized persona that he thinks that you would just post a picture of yourself here for the females to fawn over and judge whether they would shag, marry or avoid you.
This. Also, 'this' to the person who said he seems most daring.

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Well played, EvilChuck! Using Duce as a vanguard to break the ice, so then the rest can follow his steps without looking too vain. Finally the maneuver has been succesful. Clever guy!


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EvilChuck = Master of Puppets or Pastor of Muppets?
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Old 05-03-2011, 05:20 AM   #648 (permalink)
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Well, who's next? C'mon, "cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once."

OK, facing shyness, I'll take a step forward. I wouldn't mind to be a sex object for a moment.

That "fluffy object of desire" in need of love. I'm yours. Do whatever you want with me, nymphs!

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Old 05-03-2011, 05:28 AM   #649 (permalink)
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snog the above except for the one marked "run"
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Old 05-03-2011, 06:28 AM   #650 (permalink)
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I'd do him for ****s and giggles.
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