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Zaqarbal

04-26-2011 10:37 AM

Well, who's next? :) C'mon, "cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once."

OK, facing shyness, I'll take a step forward. I wouldn't mind to be a sex object for a moment.

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/3...arbalmb006.jpg http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/4...arbalmb007.jpg

That "fluffy object of desire" in need of love. ;) I'm yours. Do whatever you want with me, nymphs!

s_k	04-26-2011 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1042760)

stop it stop it -i'm getting a massive hardon right now

Duh... Who wouldn't.
How do I become you? :D.

Howard the Duck

04-26-2011 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zaqarbal (Post 1042795)

^ Muppets? You mean all those fluffy creatures?

yeah those Sesame Street critters

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1042908)

Duh... Who wouldn't.
How do I become you? :D.

skin dye, dieting and plastic surgery - you'd be me in no time

s_k	04-26-2011 04:58 PM

Hmmm... No beard.
Nevermind, changed me mind.

Howard the Duck

04-26-2011 04:58 PM

I have very sparse facial hair - cannae grow a beard

s_k	04-26-2011 05:01 PM

I say nay.

EvilChuck

04-26-2011 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1042646)

No, I believe he's just saying because of your over sexualized persona that he thinks that you would just post a picture of yourself here for the females to fawn over and judge whether they would shag, marry or avoid you.

This. Also, 'this' to the person who said he seems most daring.

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Originally Posted by Zaqarbal (Post 1042784)

Well played, EvilChuck! Using Duce as a vanguard to break the ice, so then the rest can follow his steps without looking too vain. :laughing: Finally the maneuver has been succesful. Clever guy! :D

http://www.robertjschwalb.com/wp-con...08/dr-evil.jpg

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1042785)

EvilChuck = Master of Puppets or Pastor of Muppets?

It doesnt really matter either way, does it?

holly984

05-03-2011 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Zaqarbal (Post 1042881)

That "fluffy object of desire" in need of love. ;) I'm yours. Do whatever you want with me, nymphs!

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