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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-21-2016 08:00 AM

Would go gay for Dean Ambrose

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/im...630&h=420&q=75

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...zN9f8OCDVu7HHj

kibbeh 06-21-2016 09:59 AM

oh my god no

The Batlord 06-21-2016 10:25 AM

He looks like that creepy guy in a porno who makes you take your hand off your dick when they show his face or too much of his nutsack.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-21-2016 10:29 AM

He's a badass

grindy 06-21-2016 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1712373)
He looks like that creepy guy in a porno who makes you take your hand off your dick when they show his face or too much of his nutsack.

.

kibbeh 06-21-2016 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1712376)
He's a badass

so is satan. doesn't mean i want to **** him. :D

The Batlord 06-21-2016 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1712391)
so is satan. doesn't mean i want to **** him. :D

This is where we part ways.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-21-2016 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1712391)
so is satan. doesn't mean i want to **** him. :D

You're the least metal person I know now.

kibbeh 06-21-2016 11:03 AM

my friend was talking about how much she likes olly alexander and hes cute af

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/474...cIX7sxhA%3D%3D
http://www.out.com/sites/out.com/fil...xander-655.jpg

10/10 would bang

but his music is still mostly shit

kibbeh 06-21-2016 11:05 AM

well in islam we're taught that satan was created out of fire so i don't think thatd be a lot of fun. fucking fire....

The Batlord 06-21-2016 11:15 AM

Speaking of badasses, I'm pretty sure I've posted Pepper Keenan from Corrosion of Conformity, but I have a definite man crush on him. It's hard to explain why, as clearly he's not exactly photogenic, but in motion he's just the ultimate epitome of laidback coolness, combined with a smooth, Southern manliness, and you just know he's one of those guys who could beat the living **** out of you while still being the life of the party, but he'd be too chill about it all for anyone to think he was being a dick about it. Even you while you were picking up your teeth.

Also, he owns a neighborhood bar in New Orleans. And he was in Corrosion of Conformity when they were still possibly the best heavy rock band on the planet. Why the **** wouldn't you **** him?


http://assets.teamrock.com/image/6d9...3d5fd444?w=800

Frownland 06-21-2016 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1712395)
well in islam we're taught that satan was created out of fire so i don't think thatd be a lot of fun. fucking fire....

Sounds pretty hot to me.

The Batlord 06-21-2016 12:27 PM

Fucking fire with fire?

Blank. 06-21-2016 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1712403)
Speaking of badasses, I'm pretty sure I've posted Pepper Keenan from Corrosion of Conformity, but I have a definite man crush on him. It's hard to explain why, as clearly he's not exactly photogenic, but in motion he's just the ultimate epitome of laidback coolness, combined with a smooth, Southern manliness, and you just know he's one of those guys who could beat the living **** out of you while still being the life of the party, but he'd be too chill about it all for anyone to think he was being a dick about it. Even you while you were picking up your teeth.

Also, he owns a neighborhood bar in New Orleans. And he was in Corrosion of Conformity when they were still possibly the best heavy rock band on the planet. Why the **** wouldn't you **** him?

I saw them in concert recently and Keenan just made the show. They were fun and entertaining. Amazing band. Need more COC.

The Batlord 06-21-2016 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1712438)
I saw them in concert recently and Keenan just made the show. They were fun and entertaining. Amazing band. Need more COC.

I hate you. They came to my city last year, and I was all set to see them, but money and school got in the way and I missed them. Totally regret it.

kibbeh 06-21-2016 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1712403)
Speaking of badasses, I'm pretty sure I've posted Pepper Keenan from Corrosion of Conformity, but I have a definite man crush on him. It's hard to explain why, as clearly he's not exactly photogenic, but in motion he's just the ultimate epitome of laidback coolness, combined with a smooth, Southern manliness, and you just know he's one of those guys who could beat the living **** out of you while still being the life of the party, but he'd be too chill about it all for anyone to think he was being a dick about it. Even you while you were picking up your teeth.

Also, he owns a neighborhood bar in New Orleans. And he was in Corrosion of Conformity when they were still possibly the best heavy rock band on the planet. Why the **** wouldn't you **** him?


http://assets.teamrock.com/image/6d9...3d5fd444?w=800

oh my god i'd be terrified if i woke up next to this guy

The Batlord 06-21-2016 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1712443)
oh my god i'd be terrified if i woke up next to this guy

Like I said, it's hard to justify with a picture, but the man has a magnetism about him that just isn't photogenic.

Blank. 06-21-2016 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1712440)
I hate you. They came to my city last year, and I was all set to see them, but money and school got in the way and I missed them. Totally regret it.

They were awesome. They were at a local festival and only got a thirty minutes set. They were their with clutch, Lamb Of God, Parkway Drive, Hellyeah, and Rob Zombie. Great show.

The Batlord 06-21-2016 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1712447)
They were awesome. They were at a local festival and only got a thirty minutes set. They were their with clutch, Lamb Of God, Parkway Drive, Hellyeah, and Rob Zombie. Great show.

They should have headlined over all those mother****ers.

ChelseaDagger 06-21-2016 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1712403)
Speaking of badasses, I'm pretty sure I've posted Pepper Keenan from Corrosion of Conformity, but I have a definite man crush on him. It's hard to explain why, as clearly he's not exactly photogenic, but in motion he's just the ultimate epitome of laidback coolness, combined with a smooth, Southern manliness, and you just know he's one of those guys who could beat the living **** out of you while still being the life of the party, but he'd be too chill about it all for anyone to think he was being a dick about it. Even you while you were picking up your teeth.

Also, he owns a neighborhood bar in New Orleans. And he was in Corrosion of Conformity when they were still possibly the best heavy rock band on the planet. Why the **** wouldn't you **** him?


http://assets.teamrock.com/image/6d9...3d5fd444?w=800

Not bad, actually. Everyone knows real men aren't photogenic anyhow.

Blank. 06-21-2016 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1712457)
They should have headlined over all those mother****ers.

Rob "I haven't written good music since the 90's" zombie headlined. Lol.

The Batlord 06-21-2016 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1712461)
Rob "I haven't written good music since the 90's" zombie headlined. Lol.

Yeah, once he went solo he jumped the shark. He hasn't been truly relevant since he quite White Zombie.

Blank. 06-21-2016 02:25 PM

Yeah. Zombie was pretty damn good with White Zombie. After that it was all downhill.

grindy 06-21-2016 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1712459)
Not bad, actually. Everyone knows real men aren't photogenic anyhow.

I feel better now.

kibbeh 06-21-2016 04:40 PM

i like how the thread title says for girls. are there any girls here besides roxy anyway?

The Batlord 06-21-2016 04:48 PM

We took over this thread several years ago.

ChelseaDagger 06-21-2016 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1712545)
i like how the thread title says for girls. are there any girls here besides roxy anyway?

Do I count?

Blank. 06-21-2016 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1712545)
i like how the thread title says for girls. are there any girls here besides roxy anyway?

I'm a feminine man stuck in a women's body stuck in a man's body. Do I count?

kibbeh 06-21-2016 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1712554)
Do I count?

sure

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1712557)
I'm a feminine man stuck in a women's body stuck in a man's body. Do I count?

nope :D

The Batlord 06-21-2016 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1712554)
Do I count?

Nah, bitch, suck dick.

ChelseaDagger 06-21-2016 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1712571)
Nah, bitch, suck dick.

Someday I WILL be a chick. And then you'll feel a fool.

Akai 06-14-2017 05:56 AM

If you're having trouble getting woman as good looking as some of the woman shown in this thread then look no further;


djchameleon 06-14-2017 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Ziggy ''Frappanised'' Zappada (Post 1845927)
If you're having trouble getting woman as good looking as some of the woman shown in this thread then look no further;


You posted that in the wrong thread though. Men have been posted in this thread.

Akai 06-14-2017 06:11 AM

read again and take notes, Garry Memes is clearly Mr. right for any lady within the cosmos

Cuthbert 07-04-2019 02:29 PM

Had to bump for this.

https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/sta...678863872?s=19

The Batlord 07-04-2019 02:36 PM

Girls who like soccer don't like guys.

Cuthbert 07-04-2019 02:41 PM

Marry obviously. Looks amazing in that underwear. I think I love him a bit too much <3

grindy 07-04-2019 03:00 PM

That haircut is a major turn off.
Plus he looks like the Leader. I mean look at that head.

http://comicartcommunity.com/wp-cont...er-214x300.jpg

Plankton 07-05-2019 08:13 AM

Incoming message from Jack Grealish:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NimbleSill...sh-max-1mb.gif

The Batlord 07-05-2019 08:31 AM

lmao


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