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RoxyRollah 03-24-2015 11:58 AM

You guys are meat gazers you know that?

Although dude from Sundance's Red Road....I'd chloroform him and keep him in a box for the remainder of his natural life.... I mean marry, him. Yes I would. And he's totally outta the norm as to what I am into for men. I was quite embarrassed the thoughts I had when he showed up on my tv..... Yes, yes I was.

Chula Vista 03-24-2015 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1569042)
I'd chloroform him

Speaking of which, you need a better scented chloroform. The stuff you're using now is really bad.

RoxyRollah 03-24-2015 12:10 PM

Hush! Yo. mouth. Or visitation on Sunday will be taken from you.

Oriphiel 03-24-2015 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1569042)
You guys are meat gazers you know that?

Get her, boys!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1535519)
Well well well, looks like someone is getting too nosy about other people's sexual orientations. Get 'em, boys!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...the-Vi-007.jpg

Anyway... Charlton Heston!

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/phot...71-366-488.jpg

The Batlord 03-24-2015 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1569056)

He looks like a serial killer.

Oriphiel 03-24-2015 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1569058)
He looks like a serial killer.

No, now he looks like a serial killer!

http://media-3.web.britannica.com/eb...4-01E3F20B.jpg

The Batlord 03-24-2015 12:27 PM

Honestly, he kinda looks like Ted Bundy.

Oriphiel 03-24-2015 12:33 PM

Moving on... :laughing:

http://magazine.foxnews.com/sites/ma...?itok=srqVaTVx

The Batlord 03-24-2015 12:34 PM

Yeah, Hugh Jackman is pretty sexy.

Oriphiel 03-24-2015 12:40 PM

Hey Batlord, you know you can't resist the Hoff! :laughing:

http://blog.iqagency.com/wp-content/...lhoff-hed.jpeg

Cuthbert 03-24-2015 12:43 PM

The Hoff :D

Where is he these days? Remember that video his daughter posted of him lying on the floor pissed as a fart eating a burger then he just seems to have disappeared. Bit harsh putting that online really.

Jump in my car.

simplephysics 03-24-2015 12:46 PM

Judging from the last few pages, the guys in this forum have terrible taste in men.

Cuthbert 03-24-2015 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught (Post 1569068)
Judging from the last few pages, the guys in this forum have terrible taste in men.

What's wrong with Falcao?

Oriphiel 03-24-2015 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreadnaught (Post 1569068)
Judging from the last few pages, the guys in this forum have terrible taste in men.

Show us how it's done, then. Join in and post some pictures (of anyone other than the Hoff)! :yeah:

The Batlord 03-24-2015 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1569065)
Hey Batlord, you know you can't resist the Hoff! :laughing:

http://blog.iqagency.com/wp-content/...lhoff-hed.jpeg

That's not a dog in his lap... it's a condom.

simplephysics 03-24-2015 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1569070)
What's wrong with Falcao?

He may be an exception, I enjoy darker complections but not in beefy guys like the Khal. Redford too, but only in his early years.

Gael Garcia Bernal... 10/10 would hit.

http://masspictures.net/wp-content/u...ng-240x300.jpg

Oriphiel 03-24-2015 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1569074)
That's not a dog in his lap... it's a condom.

I really shouldn't have laughed at that... This is pretty much my reaction to every one of your jokes:

http://i.imgur.com/dXjP3wl.gif

The Batlord 03-24-2015 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1569078)
I really shouldn't have laughed at that... This is pretty much my reaction to every one of your jokes:

http://i.imgur.com/dXjP3wl.gif

What's with you and all the Xena gifs?

Oriphiel 03-24-2015 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1569085)
What's with you and all the Xena gifs?

*shrugs* What's with you and all the penis jokes? We've all got our quirks.

The Batlord 03-24-2015 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1569087)
*shrugs* What's with you and all the penis jokes? We've all got our quirks.

Fair enough.

Chula Vista 03-24-2015 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreadnaught (Post 1569068)
Judging from the last few pages, the guys in this forum have terrible taste in men.

RIP

http://i2.cdnds.net/13/36/618x591/paul-walker-fast.jpg

DwnWthVwls 03-24-2015 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1569093)
RIP

Wrong thread.

Chula Vista 03-24-2015 03:08 PM

But he was a very beautiful man so right thread.

DwnWthVwls 03-24-2015 03:09 PM

I'm gonna start posting pics of guys in the thread for guys since you people keep coming in here.

innerspaceboy 03-24-2015 08:43 PM

For gents, I have an unabashed mancrush on Alexis Kanner for his unforgettable portrayal of Number Fourty-Eight in the climactic and chaotic finale to the cult BBC series, The Prisoner in 1968.

The defiance of my otherwise heterosexuality is twofold - both for the antiauthoritarian symbolism of his character and for his memorable attire in the episode.

http://i.imgur.com/Vlm02bF.png

The Batlord 09-25-2015 03:35 PM

It's not so obvious in a still pic, but Pepper Keenan from Corrosion of Conformity is hot in that uber-manly way that only grungy southern guys can be: he's in/was in one of the best sludge metal bands ever (pick which), has a bitchin' New Orleans southern accent, and owns his own bar (HE OWNS HIS OWN BAR!!!). There's just something about him that makes me giggle like a school girl.


http://i.imgur.com/uWJAX0M.jpg


Maybe this will make it more obvious what I'm talking about. He's just the epitome of just straight up chill, manly coolness (also an awesome documentary).



Apollonia 09-25-2015 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1637675)
It's not so obvious in a still pic, but Pepper Keenan from Corrosion of Conformity is hot in that uber-manly way that only grungy southern guys can be: he's in/was in one of the best sludge metal bands ever (pick which), has a bitchin' New Orleans southern accent, and owns his own bar (HE OWNS HIS OWN BAR!!!). There's just something about him that makes me giggle like a school girl.





Maybe this will make it more obvious what I'm talking about. He's just the epitome of just straight up chill, manly coolness (also an awesome documentary).



he looks exactly like Paul Smeenus with hair.

Oriphiel 10-05-2015 03:54 PM

Kurt Russell is... Snake. Fucking. Plissken.

http://godhatesgeeks.com/wp-content/...k_blu-ray5.jpg

Apollonia 10-05-2015 04:55 PM

I totally would

ChelseaDagger 10-13-2015 05:32 PM

Don't know how to post pics... Can we get a shot of Travis Fimmel circa Vikings please????

Justthefacts 10-15-2015 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1642684)
Don't know how to post pics... Can we get a shot of Travis Fimmel circa Vikings please????

http://25.media.tumblr.com/9301b974a...06klo2_250.gif

The Batlord 10-15-2015 01:06 AM

It's always weird seeing girls post in this thread.

Apollonia 10-15-2015 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1643025)
It's always weird seeing girls post in this thread.

Why?

The Batlord 10-15-2015 02:44 AM

This long ago became a thread for homoerotic man crushes.

Apollonia 10-15-2015 03:15 AM

too bad that's not what its for

The Batlord 10-15-2015 03:21 AM

Says you.

ChelseaDagger 10-15-2015 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1643024)

:bowdown:

What a beast.... Thanks dude.

Chula Vista 10-15-2015 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1640295)
Kurt Russell is... Snake. Fucking. Plissken.

I though he was dead.

Oriphiel 10-15-2015 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1643109)
I though he was dead.

Kurt is still alive. And Snake will never die!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-L-DFmubQch.../s1600/006.gif

grindy 10-15-2015 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1643134)
Kurt is still alive. And Snake will never die!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-L-DFmubQch.../s1600/006.gif

"I thought you were dead" is a running gag from the movies.:\


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