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Paedantic Basterd 06-10-2011 12:46 AM

Skimmed half the thread, nothing of interest here.

I'm bad at being a woman.

Thom Yorke 06-10-2011 01:05 AM

How can you post Mac with sleeves???

The Virgin 06-17-2011 05:10 AM

^^ oh my, another lady boner

Howard the Duck 06-17-2011 05:12 AM

they're all yummylicious though for some reason, I don't find black men's features attractive

The Virgin 06-17-2011 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1072364)
they're all yummylicious though for some reason, I don't find black men's features attractive

on the contrary, i find black men really hot. extremely, actually.

EvilChuck 06-22-2011 02:48 PM

I have a question for the women folk here. What is it about the Adonis belt that is so appealing?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/...d_DSCF1682.jpg

That isnt me btw, thats a google image just to show what I'm talking about.

And for the men, is it possible for a guy to show his adonis belt without looking slightly homo?

FETCHER. 06-22-2011 05:40 PM

I don't know. It's just really hawt.

djchameleon 06-23-2011 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilChuck (Post 1075181)
And for the men, is it possible for a guy to show his adonis belt without looking slightly homo?

This best way is to just not have a shirt on like on a hot day or if you are near a beach and wear those beach shorts where you can tie it and have it sag a bit but I get your joke though lol

FETCHER. 06-23-2011 09:17 AM

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/phot...3-1224-856.jpg

Immediate shag. Possibly marry.

whitemore55 06-23-2011 09:48 AM

Wow these three real heroes picture are really so cute. Try you can change you. Go ahead.

Zaqarbal 06-24-2011 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1075905)
yummy!

man-boobs

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1075602)
yuck

Ok, we'll classify you both as a finer gay category:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rhood_flag.svg

EvilChuck 06-24-2011 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zaqarbal (Post 1075522)
So this is the "straight look"?:


Yes. Exactly what I meant was 'only gay people can be in shape' or that 'straight people should all be fat'. Well done on picking up exactly what I was putting down without misunderstanding me whatsoever.

Farfisa 06-24-2011 08:53 PM

Dude, I'm pretty sure most attractive guys are homosexual. Look at Marijan, that guy is bangin'.

djchameleon 06-24-2011 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilChuck (Post 1076350)
Yes. Exactly what I meant was 'only gay people can be in shape' or that 'straight people should all be fat'. Well done on picking up exactly what I was putting down without misunderstanding me whatsoever.

are you saying I misunderstood?

I didn't even get around to spelling out the joke in plain English but I knew that's what you were talking about.

Sansa Stark 06-24-2011 09:09 PM

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/41524...Hughes_001.jpg

http://www.beyond.com.au/UserFiles/F...CHUCKSDAY2.jpg

****en marry, dude's a chef and adorable

DoctorSoft 07-02-2011 04:50 AM

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/fil...cia-bernal.jpg

Gael Garcia Bernal

Seriously is this not like the cutest guy ever?

Howard the Duck 07-02-2011 04:54 AM

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb...adgko1_500.jpg

i find him adorable dressed up as a girl

glastonelle 07-02-2011 06:31 AM

Andrew Garfield. He's so pretty it hurts

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln...bf6go1_500.png

NSW 07-04-2011 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoctorSoft (Post 1079835)
http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/fil...cia-bernal.jpg

Gael Garcia Bernal

Seriously is this not like the cutest guy ever?

A friend of mine is completely obsessed with this guy. I don't see what the big deal is.

Maybe snog. After a few beers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 1076443)
Dude, I'm pretty sure most attractive guys are homosexual. Look at Marijan, that guy is bangin'.

And I got to see him in person! :swoon:

DoctorSoft 07-04-2011 05:27 PM

^ you gay bro? he's a smokeshow

Sansa Stark 07-04-2011 05:29 PM

what the **** did you just say?

DoctorSoft 07-04-2011 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 1080682)
what the **** did you just say?

Sarcastically asking if she's gay cause the guys hot.

NSW 07-05-2011 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoctorSoft (Post 1080680)
^ you gay bro? he's a smokeshow

Naw bro...it's his face. I'm love faces and something about his just doesn't do it for me. He can smoke you out or set ya on fire or whatever ya want. I'm holding out for Karl Urban.

http://s007.radikal.ru/i300/1102/58/5ae3fd13f26a.jpg

I'm also kind of diggin on David Macklovitch from Chromeo right now.

http://cdn.timeoutboston.com/sites/t...30/chromeo.jpg

FETCHER. 07-13-2011 06:24 AM

First, Shag. Second, avoid. The first guys gorgeous. Always had a thing for him.

http://data.whicdn.com/images/991620...jpg?1305812781

ALL NIGHT LONG.

Paedantic Basterd 07-13-2011 07:29 AM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_r-xhoDuSY4...en+pallett.jpg

Bit of a shame he's gay.

Howard the Duck 07-13-2011 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1084186)

i don't think so, though

Sansa Stark 07-13-2011 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1084186)

no idea who he is, shag tho. He plays the ****ing violin

Howard the Duck 07-26-2011 09:36 AM

bloody 'ell, no activity for 2 weeks, you girls and gays and bis are slackers

http://www.goremasternews.com/wp-con...Scott-Caan.jpg

Scott Caan - hubba hubba hubba

Paedantic Basterd 07-26-2011 10:27 AM

This may sound absurd, but I like to see a lot of straight lines and sharp angles on males, and thus I tend to like them on the skinnier side than most of what I see posted here.

Farfisa 07-26-2011 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1089145)
This may sound absurd, but I like to see a lot of straight lines and sharp angles on males, and thus I tend to like them on the skinnier side than most of what I see posted here.

http://nogoodforme.filmstills.org/images/BradCox3.JPG

Paedantic Basterd 07-26-2011 10:40 AM

I didn't say concave. :laughing:

Holy ****, Bradford Cox needs some donuts or something.

Sansa Stark 07-26-2011 05:42 PM

I'd snog him if he'd let me borrow that dress, it's happenin'

The Monkey 07-27-2011 12:29 PM

How about some 19th century hunk in the form of Johannes Brahms?

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/...nes+Brahms.jpg

Farfisa 07-27-2011 03:37 PM

I'd like to see some more writers in this thread. I see a lot of hunks and some musicians. Surely there must be some worthy word-smiths out there.

Howard the Duck 07-27-2011 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 1089587)
I'd like to see some more writers in this thread. I see a lot of hunks and some musicians. Surely there must be some worthy word-smiths out there.

your wish is my command, sir

did a search and only found this one worthy:-

http://www.frontrowreviews.co.uk/wor...et_cropped.jpg

Dan Brown

Zaqarbal 07-28-2011 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 1089587)
I'd like to see some more writers in this thread. I see a lot of hunks and some musicians. Surely there must be some worthy word-smiths out there.

From pen to penis. There are notable precedents.

Lord Byron

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Byron_1824.jpg

Quote:

"Byron's adult height was about 5 feet 11 inches (1.80 m), his weight fluctuating between 9.5 stone (133 lb; 60 kg) and 14 stone (200 lb; 89 kg). He was renowned for his personal beauty, which he enhanced by wearing curl-papers in his hair at night. He was athletic, being a competent boxer and horse-rider and an excellent swimmer."

Lord Byron - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Monkey 07-28-2011 06:41 AM

Writers, eh?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ra_Pound_2.jpg

Ezra Pound, one of very, very few people to pull of a moustache.

Sansa Stark 07-28-2011 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1089671)
your wish is my command, sir

did a search and only found this one worthy:-

http://www.frontrowreviews.co.uk/wor...et_cropped.jpg

Dan Brown

Go to hell and never come back. You're an abomination, this is not a writer.

Zaqarbal 07-28-2011 04:06 PM

Jack London?

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/5...cklondon01.jpg

Bécquer?

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9488/...qsx1qag9hr.jpg

"The dark swallows will return
their nests upon your balcony, to hang.
And again with their wings upon its windows,
Playing, they will call.

But those who used to slow their flight
your beauty and my happiness to watch,
Those, that learned our names,
Those... will not come back!

(...)
"

Farfisa 07-28-2011 04:37 PM

Total hawties, you guys are amazing.


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