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Zaqarbal 05-18-2011 03:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora (Post 1054313)
Men look ridiculous in vests/tracksuit bottoms/trainers/skinny jeans/and various other fashion items...
Don't you like French uniforms?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...de_colonel.jpg


Ops! I'm afraid the equivalence doesn't work here....

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8...uniform001.jpg

The Virgin 05-18-2011 05:57 AM
[QUOTE=Zaqarbal;1055171]Don't you like French uniforms?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...de_colonel.jpg


Avoid.

http://mystuffspace.com/graphic/ugly-men-0.jpg

EvilChuck 05-18-2011 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1055000)
You should be picky about guys that wear skinny jeans and other fashion items that make them looking like fucking clowns. You are just as picky but in different areas. Remember you have this height issue? You won't date short guys or w/e. Well it's not even so much as being picky but knowing exactly what we want and not settling for any bird that just comes by because she has a vagina.
To be fair to her though dj, skinny jeans do look shít. What's worse are the drop crotch skinny jeans, skinny jeans that are baggy around the arse and that... either commit to skinny jeans or wear regular jeans, dont combine them ffs!!

FETCHER. 05-18-2011 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1055000)
You should be picky about guys that wear skinny jeans and other fashion items that make them looking like fucking clowns. You are just as picky but in different areas. Remember you have this height issue? You won't date short guys or w/e. Well it's not even so much as being picky but knowing exactly what we want and not settling for any bird that just comes by because she has a vagina.
Maybe if you paid attention to anything I said you'd know my ex was same height/shorter. I am interested in guys shorter, I just don't feel comfortable with me being taller. It emphasises my height and highlights something I'm very self concious about. But yeah that's the same as not dating someone because they wear clothes I don't like.

djchameleon 05-18-2011 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EvilChuck (Post 1055518)
To be fair to her though dj, skinny jeans do look shít. What's worse are the drop crotch skinny jeans, skinny jeans that are baggy around the arse and that... either commit to skinny jeans or wear regular jeans, dont combine them ffs!!
I was agreeing with her that they do look like crap.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora (Post 1055581)
Maybe if you paid attention to anything I said you'd know my ex was same height/shorter. I am interested in guys shorter, I just don't feel comfortable with me being taller. It emphasises my height and highlights something I'm very self concious about. But yeah that's the same as not dating someone because they wear clothes I don't like.
That's not the point, my point is that you have preference and that's perfectly fine to have them. they are very similar situations.

FETCHER. 05-19-2011 02:40 AM
Andrei they're not similar at all, one can be altered. One cannot. Slightly different. I'm not going to force you to see my point.

djchameleon 05-19-2011 03:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora (Post 1055751)
Andrei they're not similar at all, one can be altered. One cannot. Slightly different. I'm not going to force you to see my point.
You are right about that but even though clothes that are being worn can be altered it's not that easy to tell the girl that you are dating to change the way she dresses, she's not going to stand for that. It's pointless to even make a suggestion because she's going to wear whatever the hell she wants to and I don't blame her for it.

The Virgin 05-19-2011 03:58 AM
but sometimes advises are given so as not to make someone look stupid just by their taste in fashion

djchameleon 05-19-2011 04:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1055779)
but sometimes advises are given so as not to make someone look stupid just by their taste in fashion
exactly. I don't get how Aurora is not seeing that.

I think maybe it's because of how I grew up here in NY. You either learned how to dress yourself properly or you got teased non stop for wearing things that you shouldn't be wearing. Some people get dressed so GQ just to go to the corner store.

The Virgin 05-19-2011 04:02 AM
agree. i'd rather tell my friend she looked awful on that polka dot dress than see her get teased and laughed at by morons on the street.

Howard the Duck 05-19-2011 04:19 AM
i couldn't give a chicken's feathery ass

it's not like I'm gonna do her when she's fully dressed

The Virgin 05-19-2011 04:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1055795)
i couldn't give a chicken's feathery ass

it's not like I'm gonna do her when she's fully dressed
tell that to them ladies:

http://www.hot4tennis.com/wp-content...ini_copier.jpg

Howard the Duck 05-19-2011 05:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1055799)
yucks!

I just saw a trans who was way prettier and I was wondering if he still had a cock

The Virgin 05-19-2011 05:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1055815)
yucks!

I just saw a trans who was way prettier and I was wondering if he still had a cock
c'mon, supposing they were the last female specie on earth, you still wouldn't do them?

Howard the Duck 05-19-2011 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1055821)
c'mon, supposing they were the last female specie on earth, you still wouldn't do them?
nope I'd still do a man

The Virgin 05-19-2011 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1055828)
nope I'd still do a man
speechless.

Howard the Duck 05-19-2011 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1055831)
speechless.
a pretty enough man

an Appolonian man

KEANU REEVES

FETCHER. 05-19-2011 08:29 AM
I would get your point if you were talking about a mustard yellow poncho teamed with emerald leggings and a leopard print scarf. A hideous clothing arrangement. But your ruling out items. Not how they're worn. I can see your point about uggs, they're not exactly aesthetically pleasing. As for leggings and tights, that judgement is ludicrous. They work perfectly well if worn well. I know that for a fact.

djchameleon 05-19-2011 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Aurora (Post 1055886)
As for leggings and tights, that judgement is ludicrous. They work perfectly well if worn well. I know that for a fact.
Leggings are fine if they are under say like a skirt or dress like they were meant to be worn but to just wear them out in public like pants. That's a big no no.:nono:

I can understand wearing them around the house but they are comfortable or maybe to run a quick errand but to wear it out in public like part of your outfit for the day is a bit off. :crazy:

Howard the Duck 05-19-2011 08:37 AM
I'd hit a woman with an interesting face and a solid enough body, even if she is wearing a bearskin rug

The Virgin 05-19-2011 08:39 AM
i can't say the same for mine

djchameleon 05-19-2011 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1055896)
I'd hit a woman with an interesting face and a solid enough body, even if she is wearing a bearskin rug
I would agree if I was going through one of my desperate periods but I have higher standards than that or if I was just looking for a one nighter. I wouldn't care but relationship material is different.

since we have hi-jacked this thread enough I'll post some pics.

I don't get why women like this guy so much but meh.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hk8xx2CRvO...do%2BBloom.png

I went through google images to get those pics and on the first row of pictures he looks so different over time and through different phases. I think it has to do with his facial hair or lack there of in some pics.

Howard the Duck 05-19-2011 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1055905)
I would agree if I was going through one of my desperate periods but I have higher standards than that or if I was just looking for a one nighter. I wouldn't care but relationship material is different.

since we have hi-jacked this thread enough I'll post some pics.

I don't get why women like this guy so much but meh.


I went through google images to get those pics and on the first row of pictures he looks so different over time and through different phases. I think it has to do with his facial hair or lack there of in some pics.
i don't like him much either but he was very beautiful as an elf

The Virgin 05-19-2011 09:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1055905)
I would agree if I was going through one of my desperate periods but I have higher standards than that or if I was just looking for a one nighter. I wouldn't care but relationship material is different.

since we have hi-jacked this thread enough I'll post some pics.

I don't get why women like this guy so much but meh.

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/f...311-114994.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hk8xx2CRvO...do%2BBloom.png

I went through google images to get those pics and on the first row of pictures he looks so different over time and through different phases. I think it has to do with his facial hair or lack there of in some pics.
i don't know what ya'll are smoking but this guy is just oozing with what I call "SEX GOD JUICE"... delicious!!!!

FETCHER. 05-21-2011 05:08 AM
I'd bang him in the first one because his body is gorjusssssss. I'd bang him in the second because I like stubble. Although that's a tash and goatee. It's close enough :).

DoctorSoft 05-21-2011 09:38 AM
Not digging the first pic, The muscles and long hair ugh. But second pic is ****ing sexy, shag.

FETCHER. 05-21-2011 10:01 AM
johnny depp. Marry all day long. His versatility amazes me.

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/fil...ck-sparrow.jpg
http://gallery.giovani.it/gruppi/img...hands_zoom.jpg
http://keeponwatching.files.wordpres...ohnny_depp.jpg
http://www.dvdblurayreviews.com/wp-c...hnny_depp1.jpg

Howard the Duck 05-21-2011 11:00 AM
anyone I'd let do my ass (which any other guy I refuse to)

FETCHER. 05-23-2011 07:26 AM
I would make him dress up as sparrow. Only then he could have sex with me.

holly984 05-23-2011 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1055905)
since we have hi-jacked this thread enough I'll post some pics.

I don't get why women like this guy so much but meh.


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hk8xx2CRvO...do%2BBloom.png
I don't think Orlando Bloom is hot. I dunno, something about his face I don't care for.

Johnny Depp I'd shag in the John Dillinger pic, the others....no. Mayyybe as Jack Sparrow, just cause the pirate factor is kinda sexy (in the movies, lol).


I <3 Rick Malambri WAY more than either though, lol.

http://img.listal.com/image/1291575/600full.jpg

http://img.listal.com/image/1291616/600full.jpg

http://img.listal.com/image/1291621/600full.jpg


and a few more hotties...

http://f.imagehost.org/0059/Parker-Hurley-15.jpg


http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z...o/Picture3.png

FETCHER. 05-24-2011 10:15 AM
The first guy. BANG!

The guy with the sleeve, SHAG. MARRY.

FETCHER. 05-24-2011 12:53 PM
Shia LeBeouf.
http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/05/13...08%20Cover.jpg

Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
http://www.malestarz.com/uploads/pho...6f5b931a29.jpg

Michael Cera.
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/...ra-250x361.jpg


Adam Brody.
http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p...adam-brody.jpg


Tobey Maguire.
http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/04/15...-JENNIFER-.jpg

Shag and marry. All. Atleast a few times.

Sansa Stark 05-24-2011 01:06 PM
Rhys Myers is a shag, the rest of them, avoid. They're gross

FETCHER. 05-24-2011 01:24 PM
Whaaaaaat!! Shia LeBeouf is gorgeoussss. Apart from him, Meyers and Brody. They're minor "things" but I think those three are gorgeous.

Sansa Stark 05-24-2011 01:27 PM
Shia LaBeouf will always be Louis Stevens from Even Stevens to me
that obnoxious yell omg


ugh

FETCHER. 05-24-2011 01:33 PM
OMG I knew I recognised him from something. Nevertheless he's still fine. Btw the third episode of the scheme has been released now if you never saw it beforehand :)

DoctorSoft 05-24-2011 03:54 PM
Daniel Radcliffe jesus...

Sansa Stark 05-24-2011 04:18 PM
I would shag Daniel Radcliffe, not because of his looks though. He's got a really attractive personality

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll...g5efo1_400.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk...nd1ho1_500.gif

FETCHER. 05-24-2011 04:18 PM
He's not the worst I've had a 'thing' for. Plus hes not even horrendously ugly. It's just because hes Harry Potter.

FRED HALE SR. 05-24-2011 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Aurora (Post 1059248)
He's not the worst I've had a 'thing' for. Plus hes not even horrendously ugly. It's just because hes Harry Potter.
Gotta say his choice in bras is impeccable.


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