Snog, Shag, Marry or Avoid? for girls :D (NSFW)

Plankton · 08-01-2019, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Out about* im on my tiny phone again. Rip

Ah. I see.

**Marie Monday** · 08-01-2019, 01:41 PM

I too prefer bushy eyebrows and no makeup, but even so Stephs selfies are MB's delight DWV, you blasphemer

DwnWthVwls · 08-01-2019, 03:06 PM

I dont think she wants or needs insincere compliments

**Marie Monday** · 08-01-2019, 03:36 PM

Dude, what makes you think that was insincere?

The Batlord · 08-01-2019, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

The fact that all the people patting you on the back for this cartoon are old school-newgrounds types with very few “STAs” commenting speaks volumes. You can use this thread to pretend it’s all in good fun, but it’s not fun, it’s mean. It hurts.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I dont think she wants or needs insincere compliments

She wants me to neg her cause it's the only feedback she trusts.

Lisnaholic · 08-01-2019, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

why tf does everyone assume everyone else is mad ffs isn't it just bants

^ Yeah, I can't figure out the last few pages, so I'm just gonna butt right in and post something on topic.

Archie Panjabi has more make up than I like irl, but I defy anyone to watch The Good Wife, and not fall for her character, Kalinda Sharma. I think it's partly because when she's on-screen, she's always advancing the story of detection, though there may be other motives for my admiration:-

The Batlord · 08-01-2019, 04:36 PM

You know when a woman has her makeup game on point (and I actually happen to notice) it can be sexy as ****. Like, regardless of whether or not it's true on any level, #thisbitch has everything about herself so on point that even the thin lines on the edges of her eyelids have been forced to bow to her vision of herself.

DwnWthVwls · 08-01-2019, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MarieMarie

Dude, what makes you think that was insincere?

I meant coming from me.

WWWP · 08-01-2019, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

You know when a woman has her makeup game on point (and I actually happen to notice) it can be sexy as ****. Like, regardless of whether or not it's true on any level, #thisbitch has everything about herself so on point that even the thin lines on the edges of her eyelids have been forced to bow to her vision of herself.

makeup like you're describing requires a lot of skill and artistry

it's not about duping men into finding us fuckable

The Batlord · 08-01-2019, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

makeup like you're describing requires a lot of skill and artistry

it's not about duping men into finding us fuckable

I mean I'm sure that's why makeup was invented in the first place but things tend to take on a life of their own and reducing them to their most basic principle becomes reductionist.

And I'm sure making me think that a woman designs her body to her own whims with simple shades of color takes a lot less skill than making you think that.