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Old 07-05-2019, 12:11 PM   #1451 (permalink)
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Please, self-pity is for men here on Music Banter.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-05-2019, 01:01 PM   #1452 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2019, 05:42 PM   #1453 (permalink)
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 07-06-2019, 09:48 PM   #1454 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2019, 04:27 AM   #1455 (permalink)
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And I have a strong muscular back so I too should get to wallow in self-pity
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Old 07-07-2019, 06:51 AM   #1456 (permalink)
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A strong back is something to be grateful for, MarieMarie. A couple of my friends damaged their backs playing sports: at age 30 they started getting probs that don't usually turn up until you're 70. Very unfair as they were the guys who had made the effort to stay fit.



Traditionally respected sports can do a lot more damage than good. From the obvious boxing and American football down to triathlon and basket ball, despite what ill-informed badgering coaches might tell you, these are not healthy occupations.
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Old 07-22-2019, 10:23 PM   #1457 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2019, 10:38 PM   #1458 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2019, 10:46 PM   #1459 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2019, 10:14 PM   #1460 (permalink)
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