Sounds like something Jane Fonda would say.

My anaconda don't want none.

It's sad when a celebrity's washed-up career sinks to the filthy depths of self-peddling to the Batlord. This is even more humiliating than a VH1 special.

Okay, time for another fuck, marry, kill. Canadian edition this time, suck it Pansy.

Ryan Gosling

https://resizing.flixster.com/ktmuDy...NDg7NDQ2OzQ0Ng

Ryan Reynolds

http://cdn1-www.comingsoon.net/asset...noldstruth.jpg

Taylor Kitsch

http://www.celebritysizes.com/wp-con...lor-Kitsch.jpg

Huh. So Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds are two different people. They were one person in my head somehow.

They're both hilarious Canadian hunks, I can see how that mistake was made.

easy~ kill ryan gosling. **** ryan reynolds. and marry that taylor guy. idk who he is but hes cute.

Ryan Reynolds easily wins the biggest douche face award in these pics.

Ryan Reynolds is a douche though. He's just a hot, hilariously awesome douche.

he's a 7/10