i am seeing him rant in january =P
he's freakishly short in person apparently but who cares

He's got big feet too.

Well you know what they say about men with big feet don't you?

Zomg! Last night I dreamed that I hooked up with robert pattison, YUM! He was passionately kissing me and pushed me against the wall and pressed his body hard up against me, it was sooo good. :p~~~

Anyway, here is some pictures of guys I'd pound:

Ewan McGregor

http://www.henrikjordan.de/pix/schau...mcgregor_1.jpg

Ed Westwick

http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ff..._300x431,0.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/cbb...randyorton.jpg

I would let Randy Orton POUND the living **** out of me. He's too skinny now and it makes his face look weird but back in the day, goddamn. I'd still let him violate me like crazy but he needs to put on some weight.

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/ima...s/bio/11522476

Hottest wrestler on the face of the earth. I can't even believe I live on the same planet as someone this hot, it's ridiculous.


http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/20..._470x317,0.jpg

Mike Patton, obvious, sex on legs.


Finally, everyone who knows me knows my obsession for Hugh, my future husband.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...ts-new-001.jpg

Jesus, I need a towel, ASAP.

^ I concur with all of the above except one...Randy Orton? Gawd, I wanna punch him in the face every time I see him on TV.

:yikes:


I've got to stop coming to this thread.

How's about that belt?

Speaking of things to avoid.

Oh, no no, I like the belt. It's everything else I could do without. The ensemble (minus the belt) looks like some polyester suit my brother used to wear when he was 8. And is this youth's smoldering look an attempt to appear like a vampire? The potted ivy in the background is quite lovely though. It looks natural.

I've seen him before and yes, he is very short but i also think hes interesting and very funny.

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Big shoes?