Ditch them old socks!!!
 

Ok, this post is really G*Y, but anyway.......

5 reasons to ditch them old socks.......

1) They have already been used one to many times as a condom
2) They are a little crusty and rotten from your foot fungus.... yes, i'm talking to you
3) They might be hole-ey, and if you're not into 'god', that is a problem
4) They smell a little bad
5) (You make up #5)

haha none of them is a problem for me :D jk
no 5 would be: you should finally get rid of your barbie/ spiderman socks...you've been wearing them since you were 5

i totally agree. theres nothing better than coming home and putting on a brand new pair of socks.

Using socks as condoms? Uh.... that's almost as bad as plastic wrap and a rubberband

plus what kind of girl would let you use a f*cking sock? Forget uncomfortable, that would be really damn painful.

come on, can you take it more seriously than that?!

I've worn the same pair of Grey socks to school for 5 years. I win.

^no arguments here

Ha glad im a guy.

an old poem i heard...

when days were old and knights were bold, and rubbers weren't invented..
they placed a sock across their c*ck, and babies were prevented...

i highly doubt there is much truth behind this, but found it funny none the less.