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Crowe 07-26-2009 03:22 AM

Dr. Crowe Answers Your Questions
 
Hello all; a bit of an introduction is in store, I think.

For those of you who do not know me, I'm Crowe, and I was once a very active member of our favorite forum here. About two years ago, the state of the forum was in such a condition that I chose to discontinue regular posting and relegate myself to relative silence for my own benefit. As I've been back to check up here and there, I've noticed that I rather like the atmosphere of the forum now - and am presumptuous enough to assume you'd all like to get to know me or re-acquaint yourselves with me should you have been around long enough to know me before. Rampant narcissistic ego aside, I'd like to get to know all of you again or meet you for the first time.

What is this thread? A sense of a forum's community is often discovered when people have certain issues and they are comfortable bringing these issues to the forum's attention - whether it be for venting or emotional support. What I plan to do is to play "psychiatrist" and give advice or comment on the problems that anyone would like to put forth. My answers can and will be either/or: blunt, sarcastic, outrageous, humorous, meaningful etc, etc... whatever mood strikes me at the time. I will answer questions in the order they are received, when I have time in which to answer them. If you are going to ask a question, tell me all of the information I will need to know about the situation at hand in order to fully diagnose and try to remedy the problem.

Note: I am not a real doctor or even receiving an education that would safely allow me to treat people, irl. That being said, if you are having serious problems - I'd be glad to hear them, but you might want to consider seeking professional help. My advice comes from a paltry 22 years of living in some pretty interesting situations.

Who is first?

jackhammer 07-26-2009 02:34 PM

I resigned as a mod 2 weeks ago for the very reasons you left 2 years ago! I'm only here because I'm waiting to get the remote control back so i can watch a film at 10 PM :laughing:

Crowe 07-26-2009 04:41 PM

Hahah - well, do you have any life questions that need to be answered in the meantime, gov?

jackhammer 07-26-2009 05:25 PM

I always find my own answers ;)

Odyshape 07-27-2009 03:06 AM

Does God exist or should I just stick with praising man bear pig

Astronomer 07-27-2009 04:00 AM

Why is the word 'therapist' made up of the words "the" and "rapist"?

Fruitonica 07-27-2009 06:36 AM

To allow for puns

The Unfan 07-27-2009 07:06 AM

Sometimes when I thread**** my sphincter bleeds. Is this normal?

mr. goth glam 07-27-2009 08:06 AM

Dr. Crowe, will I ever find love in this crazy, cruel, madcap world?

someonecompletelyrandom 07-27-2009 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lateralus (Post 710217)
Why is the word 'therapist' made up of the words "the" and "rapist"?

:laughing: Quoted.


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