Pranks and such... (quote, Ching)

Waynegrow · 01-11-2005, 07:48 PM

Haha me and my buddies were sittin around bored one day, and it just so happened my buddies dog **** on the floor. While he was bitchin to himself about cleaning it up i came up with the idea to grab some seran wrap, and role the **** up in it. We then proceded to march down to the local 7-11, and you know those super high powered nukers they have in there, I chuked the **** in one and set it to max, then we went outside and watched. The expresions on every ones faces after about 7min of **** cookin was so god dam ammusing.The clerk had no idea where the smell was coming from, people were runnin outa there. Hahahahaha that was great.Finaly the clerk figured it out and open the nuker.I've never seen anyone dri-heave as bad as that.

jesus · 01-11-2005, 09:06 PM

poop stories are the shiznat. I want to get poop and cover it with chocolate and give it to someone. That'd be great.

jibber · 01-12-2005, 12:19 AM

a few years ago the graduating class of my high school got three pigs, greased them up, numbered them 1, 2, and 4, and let them lose. Pretty old prank, but it was hillarious nonetheless.

Waynegrow · 01-12-2005, 01:27 AM

Hahaha Greasy pig contest thats good stuff^

jibber · 01-12-2005, 02:32 AM

yeah it was pretty entertaining, the best part was that the staff actually trusted the numbers on the pigs, so after they caught them all, a few still insisted that "pig #3" was still loose in the school. I overheard close to 10 arguments that day between a teacher trying to convince another one to spend more time looking for the non-existant 3rd pig.

Waynegrow · 01-12-2005, 04:38 AM

NOT SO COOL PRANK-One day when i wasn't home, and my buddies were chillin out there. They decided to play a joke on me.So my idiot ****ing friends thought it would be a good idea to die my white cat yellow and green. that poor cat, as if it didn't get bugged enough already, seeing as though it was deaf.Then they wen't after my other cat and they got the stupidest ****ing idea ever to put dish soap all over it. My cat jumped out the window after that and i didn't see him for 1 week. When he got back it looked like it had gotten hit by a car cause the whole right side of him from his head to his abdomon was one big sore no hair just puss and scab.I guess what happened was, the dish soap killed all the oil's in the cat's skin, and basically burned the **** outa it.They finally told me about the burn victim, other wise i woulda thought it just got hit by a car.

covle · 01-12-2005, 06:50 AM

thats ****ing unreal jib, my mates and i did the same prank on muck up day last year. the pig one that is.
i read a few years ago in the paper that a group of students took apart their principals car and put it back together on the school roof for muckup day. they had photos and everything. **** that was funny.
kudos to whoever thought of that. kudos.

jibber · 01-12-2005, 11:17 PM

haha, colve the car thing is great, but waynegrow, that's unbelievable about your cats. holy s*it if my friends ever did that to me, ok I don't even know what I'd do to them, probably just stop talking to the a**holes, I can't believe someone would do that.

axman6 · 01-13-2005, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by covle

thats ****ing unreal jib, my mates and i did the same prank on muck up day last year. the pig one that is.
i read a few years ago in the paper that a group of students took apart their principals car and put it back together on the school roof for muckup day. they had photos and everything. **** that was funny.
kudos to whoever thought of that. kudos.

are this one's been around for along time, i'm not sure if this was the first time it ever happened, but while my dad was in uni at cambridge, this group of guys took apart a V.W. beetle and put it back together on the roof of one of the buildings. ahh, the things i hope to learn at uni.

rise_above · 01-13-2005, 12:51 AM

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01-12-2005, 12:19 AM	#13 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	a few years ago the graduating class of my high school got three pigs, greased them up, numbered them 1, 2, and 4, and let them lose. Pretty old prank, but it was hillarious nonetheless. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

01-12-2005, 02:32 AM	#15 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	yeah it was pretty entertaining, the best part was that the staff actually trusted the numbers on the pigs, so after they caught them all, a few still insisted that "pig #3" was still loose in the school. I overheard close to 10 arguments that day between a teacher trying to convince another one to spend more time looking for the non-existant 3rd pig. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

01-12-2005, 06:50 AM	#17 (permalink)
covle Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: melbourne australia Posts: 334	thats **ing unreal jib, my mates and i did the same prank on muck up day last year. the pig one that is. i read a few years ago in the paper that a group of students took apart their principals car and put it back together on the school roof for muckup day. they had photos and everything. ** that was funny. kudos to whoever thought of that. kudos. __________________ LIVE.LOVE.BURN.DIE. whoa...i quoted atreyu, that means im hardcore. look how hardcore i am!! thats hardcore...XXX

01-12-2005, 11:17 PM	#18 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	haha, colve the car thing is great, but waynegrow, that's unbelievable about your cats. holy sit if my friends ever did that to me, ok I don't even know what I'd do to them, probably just stop talking to the a*holes, I can't believe someone would do that. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

01-13-2005, 12:51 AM	#20 (permalink)
rise_above drummer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: California Posts: 117	Nads hair removal gel in shampoo is great __________________ Living tommorow in everyones sorrow Modern man's daydreams have turned into nightmares -Henry Rollins

01-11-2005, 07:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
Waynegrow Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 142	Haha me and my buddies were sittin around bored one day, and it just so happened my buddies dog ** on the floor. While he was bitchin to himself about cleaning it up i came up with the idea to grab some seran wrap, and role the up in it. We then proceded to march down to the local 7-11, and you know those super high powered nukers they have in there, I chuked the in one and set it to max, then we went outside and watched. The expresions on every ones faces after about 7min of ** cookin was so god dam ammusing.The clerk had no idea where the smell was coming from, people were runnin outa there. Hahahahaha that was great.Finaly the clerk figured it out and open the nuker.I've never seen anyone dri-heave as bad as that.

01-11-2005, 09:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
jesus cat addict Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,061	poop stories are the shiznat. I want to get poop and cover it with chocolate and give it to someone. That'd be great.

01-12-2005, 01:27 AM	#14 (permalink)
Waynegrow Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 142	Hahaha Greasy pig contest thats good stuff^

01-12-2005, 04:38 AM	#16 (permalink)
Waynegrow Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 142	NOT SO COOL PRANK-One day when i wasn't home, and my buddies were chillin out there. They decided to play a joke on me.So my idiot **ing friends thought it would be a good idea to die my white cat yellow and green. that poor cat, as if it didn't get bugged enough already, seeing as though it was deaf.Then they wen't after my other cat and they got the stupidest ing idea ever to put dish soap all over it. My cat jumped out the window after that and i didn't see him for 1 week. When he got back it looked like it had gotten hit by a car cause the whole right side of him from his head to his abdomon was one big sore no hair just puss and scab.I guess what happened was, the dish soap killed all the oil's in the cat's skin, and basically burned the ** outa it.They finally told me about the burn victim, other wise i woulda thought it just got hit by a car.