Why Satan loves you more than Jesus. (Europe, Religious, French)

Raine · 01-18-2005, 02:20 PM

I have never met a god merciful and quick to accceptance.
I know what redemption is but I'm scared that for all the years I spent as a nonbeliever God if any exist will not forgive me of all the since I've commit. How can he forgive me for my sins if I can't forgive myself for them?
But there is hope because if Jesus can turn water to wine then Satan can turn water to vodka and while wine is sweeter than vodka, vodka is much more tempting.

But seriously I'm one of the most spiritual people I know and my beliefs on god are plain adn simple. SOme dudes from the future traveled in time to test out artifical insemination and they came across this sex chic named Mary. Mary saw these strange clothed foreigners appar out of the sky from nowhere and she went into a temporary parlysis. When she came to, the guys had already injected sperm into her.
The guys told her not to tell anyone what had happened. And 6 months later when she started to show signs of pregnancy, she didn't wanna lie but she was scared of what the guys would do to her if she told the truth. So she made up this really big tall tale and said that a creature called "god" did this to her. And then 3 months later she gave birth to a ordinary man named Jesus.
As for the turning water to wine, and healing thing.
The sperm used to impregnate was that of a really good magician.

if memory serves correct I believe he was related to houdini.
And Jesus was not white. he wasn't black either. Apparently mixing the semen of a magician and the egg of a normal white or black person (doesn't matter) makes you green.

Although to be quite honest and rather less comical, I personally believe that the color of jesus should not deter you from his teachings or inflence you whether he was black, yellow, white, or geen.
And I personally think that if there is scientific evidence that proves whether he was black or white you should still remain faithful to him no matter the color your skin.

Peace out.

Mixin · 01-24-2005, 05:08 PM

Jesus is the ruthless dictator
According to the bible, if u speak against him, he will smite you, much like how stalin would make you "dissapear" He wants you to live a sinless, miserable life of a poor man. The bible is his propoganda, he tells of the devil and his temptation. If you find a bible of Satan, you should read it, I havent though but I'll bet Satan's ideal people would have fun and never speak against him. It would probably not be as evil as the Satan in the bible. the BIBLE says satan wants you to suffer. Why would the BIBLE say good things about Satan.
Besides, its not like religion is right
Religion is a governing power and a way of explaining science when the world was underdeveloped

Mixin · 01-24-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine

SOme dudes from the future traveled in time to test out artifical insemination and they came across this sex chic named Mary.

No many she was either raped after she was passed out from a mixture of mead and weed by some dude named joseph. He didnt want people to think he was a rapist so when Mary said she saw good (halucinated), he went with it and said he saw god too. And the miracles were just people's imaginations running away with them because they thought he was the son of God.

My other theory is that she was probed by some aliens and they erased her memory and made up a new one, the same with Joseph. The miracles were magic powers from the alien's genes. We are a big game to them. Now they gave our cows BSE, thats why they mutilated them, to test BSE

Porkinson · 01-25-2005, 06:06 AM

lolo i agree it was the aliens!!

TheWeaponTheyFear · 01-25-2005, 09:19 AM

Eye H8 God. If he wants uz 2 believe in him then why don't he show himself and give uz proof? If the guy can create all of this, and make many other miracles, then it seems it wouldn't be too hard to appear on this earth he is said 2 have created. He sends uz to hell (Although some of uz were born into it..) if we don't believe in him. He hasn't gave uz any proof. What the hell do U expect uz to do? Why don't people believe that pigs fly? Cuz they haven't seen any proof. People worship and devote their life to this man, turning away from doing the things they enjoy, because he has labeled them az sins. I'd post more, but I'll be here all night if I continue. There's so much 2 say. Ohh yeah, that saying "God works in mysterious ways" iz used by Christians 2 cover up the glitches in the bible if U ask me..

hookers with machineguns · 01-25-2005, 09:38 AM

It's not that Christians do not commit sins. The only difference is, they commit a sin, then repent the next morning. That apparently saves them from eternal damnation. But still, people are entitled to believe in God/Religion if that makes them feel satisfied, so honestly I respect those that have faith, because that is a concept I cannot and never have grasped. I'm gonna live life the way it seems right to me; it doesn't seem logical for me to spend my whole life wondering what happens when I die. It's f*cking sad to think we are all gonna go someday, but until then, f*ck it, I'm living life to the fullest.

TheWeaponTheyFear · 01-25-2005, 09:54 AM

I hate the guy, but I have to admit that without the idea of him to keep many people in check, the world would be worse than it iz already.. Yeah, it can get worse.

Mixin · 01-25-2005, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TheWeaponTheyFear

I hate the guy, but I have to admit that without the idea of him to keep many people in check, the world would be worse than it iz already.. Yeah, it can get worse.

thats the whole point of him, hes a government lie from the beginning of time
France used to be governed by the clergy, i think it was the highest point of the french government, not today of course

Sneer · 01-26-2005, 04:28 PM

im pretty sure neither exist. *waits for an elderly, bearded bloke wearing sandles to tear the roof off and tell him hes wrong before zapping him with a hefty dose of lightning*

covle · 01-26-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mixin

thats the whole point of him, hes a government lie from the beginning of time
France used to be governed by the clergy, i think it was the highest point of the french government, not today of course

for **** sake stop badmouthing the french. look through history every world power back then was governed by the church. so was the british who raided half the world on their crusades.
if you were to read the bible you would see that the governing power of the time was against jesus and actually killed him. i know everybody its a shock, i bet NOBODY knew that hey?
i am yet to see a usefull post from you.

01-18-2005, 02:20 PM	#51 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	I have never met a god merciful and quick to accceptance. I know what redemption is but I'm scared that for all the years I spent as a nonbeliever God if any exist will not forgive me of all the since I've commit. How can he forgive me for my sins if I can't forgive myself for them? But there is hope because if Jesus can turn water to wine then Satan can turn water to vodka and while wine is sweeter than vodka, vodka is much more tempting. But seriously I'm one of the most spiritual people I know and my beliefs on god are plain adn simple. SOme dudes from the future traveled in time to test out artifical insemination and they came across this sex chic named Mary. Mary saw these strange clothed foreigners appar out of the sky from nowhere and she went into a temporary parlysis. When she came to, the guys had already injected sperm into her. The guys told her not to tell anyone what had happened. And 6 months later when she started to show signs of pregnancy, she didn't wanna lie but she was scared of what the guys would do to her if she told the truth. So she made up this really big tall tale and said that a creature called "god" did this to her. And then 3 months later she gave birth to a ordinary man named Jesus. As for the turning water to wine, and healing thing. The sperm used to impregnate was that of a really good magician. if memory serves correct I believe he was related to houdini. And Jesus was not white. he wasn't black either. Apparently mixing the semen of a magician and the egg of a normal white or black person (doesn't matter) makes you green. Although to be quite honest and rather less comical, I personally believe that the color of jesus should not deter you from his teachings or inflence you whether he was black, yellow, white, or geen. And I personally think that if there is scientific evidence that proves whether he was black or white you should still remain faithful to him no matter the color your skin. Peace out. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

01-24-2005, 05:08 PM	#52 (permalink)
Mixin Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The center of earth Posts: 45	Jesus is the ruthless dictator According to the bible, if u speak against him, he will smite you, much like how stalin would make you "dissapear" He wants you to live a sinless, miserable life of a poor man. The bible is his propoganda, he tells of the devil and his temptation. If you find a bible of Satan, you should read it, I havent though but I'll bet Satan's ideal people would have fun and never speak against him. It would probably not be as evil as the Satan in the bible. the BIBLE says satan wants you to suffer. Why would the BIBLE say good things about Satan. Besides, its not like religion is right Religion is a governing power and a way of explaining science when the world was underdeveloped __________________ I'm not gonna say that I'm a conspiracy theorist, but... ...the government is after me My website the Mansion of Metal

01-25-2005, 06:06 AM	#54 (permalink)
Porkinson Groupie Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: here Posts: 15	lolo i agree it was the aliens!! __________________ weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Blood makes grass grow kill, kill, kill!

01-25-2005, 09:19 AM	#55 (permalink)
TheWeaponTheyFear Groupie Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: North Carolina Posts: 9	Eye H8 God. If he wants uz 2 believe in him then why don't he show himself and give uz proof? If the guy can create all of this, and make many other miracles, then it seems it wouldn't be too hard to appear on this earth he is said 2 have created. He sends uz to hell (Although some of uz were born into it..) if we don't believe in him. He hasn't gave uz any proof. What the hell do U expect uz to do? Why don't people believe that pigs fly? Cuz they haven't seen any proof. People worship and devote their life to this man, turning away from doing the things they enjoy, because he has labeled them az sins. I'd post more, but I'll be here all night if I continue. There's so much 2 say. Ohh yeah, that saying "God works in mysterious ways" iz used by Christians 2 cover up the glitches in the bible if U ask me.. __________________ "It is better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for what you are not" "A Rose denied the Sun and accepted the Moon"

01-25-2005, 09:38 AM	#56 (permalink)
hookers with machineguns Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,753	It's not that Christians do not commit sins. The only difference is, they commit a sin, then repent the next morning. That apparently saves them from eternal damnation. But still, people are entitled to believe in God/Religion if that makes them feel satisfied, so honestly I respect those that have faith, because that is a concept I cannot and never have grasped. I'm gonna live life the way it seems right to me; it doesn't seem logical for me to spend my whole life wondering what happens when I die. It's fcking sad to think we are all gonna go someday, but until then, fck it, I'm living life to the fullest. __________________ LASTFM

01-25-2005, 09:54 AM	#57 (permalink)
TheWeaponTheyFear Groupie Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: North Carolina Posts: 9	I hate the guy, but I have to admit that without the idea of him to keep many people in check, the world would be worse than it iz already.. Yeah, it can get worse. __________________ "It is better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for what you are not" "A Rose denied the Sun and accepted the Moon"

01-26-2005, 04:28 PM	#59 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	im pretty sure neither exist. waits for an elderly, bearded bloke wearing sandles to tear the roof off and tell him hes wrong before zapping him with a hefty dose of lightning __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show