Unkown lifeform?

Freebase Dali · 07-04-2009, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by sweet_nothing

An incident like that would have traumatized me.

It was pretty freaky, but I had already been desensitized by the fact that a few nights earlier, my buddy Tony had woke up to a beetle that went in his ear. He awoke screaming, and it took him 3 whole minutes to get it out.

He said the sound of a scurrying insect in his ear was by far the scariest sound he'd ever heard. I believe him.

sweet_nothing · 07-04-2009, 12:38 AM

After reading that I'll be sleeping with earplugs or headphones on for the next couple of days.

Freebase Dali · 07-04-2009, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sweet_nothing

After reading that I'll be sleeping with earplugs or headphones on for the next couple of days.

Haha... the whole month we were in Romania (sleeping in tents, btw) after Tony's incident, we all slept with our pillows duck-taped around our heads. lol... for real.

Astronomer · 07-04-2009, 12:59 AM

I've got a gross similar story involving creatures and grossness. My friend was out in the jungle somewhere in South America or something with his girlfriend. He started to form a huge lump on his forehead. It started to get really painful. So he asked his girlfriend to try and squeeze it like a pimple but startled she jumped back and exclaimed that it had moved. So, he went to a local doctor, who knew exactly what the problem was. He made a small incision in the lump, and then put a tiny bit of ham between a pair of tweezers and neared it to the lump.

The huge parasite that was inside the lump smelt the ham and came crawling out. HOW SICK IS THAT!

This guy had massive long dirty dreads and pretty sure after this incident he cut them all off.

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Originally Posted by dac

Ok but you owe me... you have to dress up like a slutty version of the crocodile hunter's wife once a week.

Deal.

Freebase Dali · 07-04-2009, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by shiseido red

I've got a gross similar story involving creatures and grossness. My friend was out in the jungle somewhere in South American or something with his girlfriend. He started to form a huge bit lump on his forehead. It started to get really painful. So he asked his girlfriend to try and squeeze it like a pimple but startled she jumped back and exclaimed that it had moved. So, he went to a local doctor, who knew exactly what the problem was. He made a small incision in the lump, and then put a tiny bit of ham between a pair of tweezers and neared it to the lump.

The huge parasite that was inside the lump smelt the ham and came crawling out. HOW SICK IS THAT!

This guy had massive long dirty dreads and pretty sure after this incident he cut them all off.

Deal.

Ewness.
That reminds me of that old movie where the chick got voodoo'd with some stuff and had spiders growing in her cheek.

dac · 07-04-2009, 01:03 AM

This thread makes me want to bathe in rubbing alcohol and never sleep ever.

Freebase Dali · 07-04-2009, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dac

This thread makes me want to bathe in rubbing alcohol and never sleep ever.

With posts like these, you don't need to sleep.

msganda · 07-06-2009, 04:04 AM

Mental note: Schedule colonoscopy. Get an enema.

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