The Disturbingly Hilarious Website Thread
 

As I peruse through the various tunnels of the interwebs, I sometimes come across websites that are just too strange to keep to myself.
Such as this one, which apparently sells a product that allows women to pee like a man:

P-Mate

http://www.goyourway.net/site_images...4_2283_3_1.jpg
:rofl:

Post all your disturbing finds here.

lol

Is it just me or does it seem like it would to easier to just squat?

My life is complete.

How about FatChicksInPartyHats.com? Now there's a disturbingly hilarious site for you.

Hahaha...
Here's another one. You gotta read the whole page, especially the customer comments. :laughing:

Funny Pranks with Liquid ASS.

http://www.liquidass.com/images/howie_mandel1.jpg

• "You've replicated the smell of human excrement perfectly."
• "I now know what it would smell like if I stuck my head in the colon of a rotting corpse."
• ". . . Liquid Ass seems to smell "hot", like really fresh shit . . ."
• "I'm pretty sure it's manure."
• "It has gotten more potent over time!"

Great Idea VF!

not hilarious, but interesting.....

Dead Man Eating...Last Meals on Death Row

:rofl:
Wow... just.... wow.

:rofl: @ "I did not get my Spaghetti-O's. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this!"

Do they really grant last meals like some of the ones on that site? Seems pretty extravagant, some of them.

I had an obsession a while back about "last meals" so I had to do some investigating....They usually get pretty much anything they want.

Wow. If I were getting a last meal, I'd piss those guys off with my list.


Here's something I WOULDN'T ask for though:
Horsepiss beer

http://www.horsepissbeer.com/images/...el506_nb8n.jpg

There's a place on the site where you can tell them what you would wan't for your last meal. Some of the entries, I swear, they're from the fat chicks w/ party hats girls!

Edit: here's a sample"

Clare of Fairview Heights, IL, october 29, 2003

the menu:

A dozen fried shrimp with ****tail sauce, one order of crab ragoon with sweet and sour sauce, one order of fried rice with soy sauce, nacho supreme from Taco Bell, chicken soft taco supreme from Taco Bell, chicken mcnuggets with honey and bbq sauce, 5 orders of cheese fries from Steak n' Shake, one pint of Ben and Jerry's Uncanny Cashew ice cream, 2 cheese enchiladas, one chicken quesadilla, sour cream, one large BBQ chicken Hawaiian Pizza from Papa Johns, chicken fried chicken with white cream gravy, one turtle cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory, one pint of Rocky Road ice cream, five toasted ravioli, five potato skins, one gooey butter cake, chocolate chip cookies (hot out of the oven), gallon of 2% milk, one bacon cheese burger from Burger King, one roast beef and cheddar sandwich from Arby's, one box of Coca Puffs cereal, one order of smashed potatos with lots of butter and cheddar cheese, some grapes, a chocolate malt,one chocolate frosty from Wendy's, lots of Cherry Coke and finally one bag of Milky Way candy bars.

Bwahahahahaha... that's classic.

LOL @ "some grapes".

Ok this is just disturbing:

Senslip - Artificial Retractable Foreskin

"Last Meal: Reyes had a final meal request of BBQ turkey legs and BBQ brisket, a bowl of cheddar cheese and avocados."


That must be one of the weirdest last meals ever!

http://www.shaunoakes.com/wp-content...pedo-horse.jpg

I <3 Paedohorse!!

:rofl:

Funnyjunk - Funny Pictures and Funny Videos
dirturbing?
yes
Funny?
i think so

cakefarts.com

please do not go to this website. it is ridiculous.

I couldn't resist.

You win the thread.

I usually frequent this site a lot, but then I am a sick fucker. rotten.com: This is rotten dot com

Some guy gets his hand off:
http://poetry.rotten.com/handoff/index4.html


& that famous cab driver one from the 70s :D
http://poetry.rotten.com/cab-driver/

Rotten.com is distrubing but I certainly wouldn't call it hilarious.

Yeah, just any excuse to post from it really :D.

I cant remember what site this was from, but I used to watch this years ago.



I remember now, its a guy called David Firth who does these videos, but there used to be one big site which had loads of other ones. I dont think its ebaumsworld. Anyone?

wow, that site brings back some memories, i used to go on it all the time 4 years ago

these are pretty hilarious.

lol

please excuse me while i go shoot myself

Somethingawful.com comes to mind, it's full of idiots. I also remember something ProggyMan linked awhile ago, some forum war about how the earth is flat, reading through that was funny as hell.

I even clicked on the meatloaf farts link. :(

That reminds me, are any of you familiar with www.timecube.com? It's old, but it you've never seen it before it's pretty funny.

Revenge Crabs brand Pubic lice » Pubic Lice Is What We Do


Probably one of the most fucked up and malicious way to get back at an ex boyfriend or girlfriend. The worst part is that they treat the eggs in the generic solution that one would receive from the pharmacy so it renders it useless. The website does send you a bottle of shampoo that will kill them but I don't know if it's enough to share. I'm still waiting for day that somebody genetically engineers singing pubic lice.

What in the hell?

This thread reminded me of a site I haven't checked out for years. Surprisingly enough, it's still online and still pulling the punches for random weirdness...

The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom - a load of stuff by Joel Veitch that will probably crush your will to live - rathergood.com

Look at this ****ing hipster

Look at this ****ing hipster.

http://whythe****doyouhaveakid.com/

Why the **** do you have a kid?

EDIT, you'll have to type in whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com yourself.

bahaha, look at those fucking hipsters!

Oh those silly hipsters, what'll they do next?! :rolleyes:

... most ****ing-est ****ing hipsters ive ever ****ing seen in my ****ing life

I can't believe this guy lost the presidency, he's a satanic vampire and he loves America what more can you want?
Jonathon "The Impaler" For President 2008

I am known throughout this world as a Satanic Vampyre and Hecate Witch. All three of these parts of me, are to be respected and feared.


The other night a certain bitch decided he weanted to **** with me. Well, unfortunately I spoke to a Federal Attorney from the Indianapolis District Court about him and the matter. Now I wish I didn't. I rather just hunt him down, and kill him. But, since I went to the feds first, it would be too obvious if he came up missing.


So may this be taken as a warning and a declaration. If anyone esle ever pisses me off and tries to take advantage of me (or screw me over), I swear by Lucifer, I will not call Secret Service or any law enforcement agencies. I will just beat, torture and then kill you. I promise you, your remains will never be found. Actually, there will be no remains to be found.


And to the Muslim world, like I said while I was burning the prayer mat of one of your Muslims, I declare a Holy War on you. This is now a Satanic Holy War.

Haha wtf.

hahahahahahahaha He also makes music!
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