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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 695356)

That reminds me, are any of you familiar with www.timecube.com? It's old, but it you've never seen it before it's pretty funny.

What in the hell?

This thread reminded me of a site I haven't checked out for years. Surprisingly enough, it's still online and still pulling the punches for random weirdness...

The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom - a load of stuff by Joel Veitch that will probably crush your will to live - rathergood.com

Look at this ****ing hipster

Look at this ****ing hipster.

http://whythe****doyouhaveakid.com/

Why the **** do you have a kid?

EDIT, you'll have to type in whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com yourself.

bahaha, look at those fucking hipsters!

Oh those silly hipsters, what'll they do next?! :rolleyes:

... most ****ing-est ****ing hipsters ive ever ****ing seen in my ****ing life

I can't believe this guy lost the presidency, he's a satanic vampire and he loves America what more can you want?
Jonathon "The Impaler" For President 2008

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Jonathon went on to say, "this is now a Holy War between Satanists and Muslims."

Immediately following the burning, Jonathon ordered his Death Dealers and his LDD on high alert, in hopes that Muslims would attack him.

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Originally Posted by sweet_nothing (Post 695809)

I can't believe this guy lost the presidency, he's a satanic vampire and he loves America what more can you want?
Jonathon "The Impaler" For President 2008

I am known throughout this world as a Satanic Vampyre and Hecate Witch. All three of these parts of me, are to be respected and feared.

The other night a certain bitch decided he weanted to **** with me. Well, unfortunately I spoke to a Federal Attorney from the Indianapolis District Court about him and the matter. Now I wish I didn't. I rather just hunt him down, and kill him. But, since I went to the feds first, it would be too obvious if he came up missing.

So may this be taken as a warning and a declaration. If anyone esle ever pisses me off and tries to take advantage of me (or screw me over), I swear by Lucifer, I will not call Secret Service or any law enforcement agencies. I will just beat, torture and then kill you. I promise you, your remains will never be found. Actually, there will be no remains to be found.

And to the Muslim world, like I said while I was burning the prayer mat of one of your Muslims, I declare a Holy War on you. This is now a Satanic Holy War.

Haha wtf.