The Disturbingly Hilarious Website Thread

SATCHMO · 06-30-2009, 03:11 AM

There's a place on the site where you can tell them what you would wan't for your last meal. Some of the entries, I swear, they're from the fat chicks w/ party hats girls!

Edit: here's a sample"

Clare of Fairview Heights, IL, october 29, 2003

the menu:

A dozen fried shrimp with ****tail sauce, one order of crab ragoon with sweet and sour sauce, one order of fried rice with soy sauce, nacho supreme from Taco Bell, chicken soft taco supreme from Taco Bell, chicken mcnuggets with honey and bbq sauce, 5 orders of cheese fries from Steak n' Shake, one pint of Ben and Jerry's Uncanny Cashew ice cream, 2 cheese enchiladas, one chicken quesadilla, sour cream, one large BBQ chicken Hawaiian Pizza from Papa Johns, chicken fried chicken with white cream gravy, one turtle cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory, one pint of Rocky Road ice cream, five toasted ravioli, five potato skins, one gooey butter cake, chocolate chip cookies (hot out of the oven), gallon of 2% milk, one bacon cheese burger from Burger King, one roast beef and cheddar sandwich from Arby's, one box of Coca Puffs cereal, one order of smashed potatos with lots of butter and cheddar cheese, some grapes, a chocolate malt,one chocolate frosty from Wendy's, lots of Cherry Coke and finally one bag of Milky Way candy bars.

Freebase Dali · 06-30-2009, 03:43 AM

Bwahahahahaha... that's classic.

LOL @ "some grapes".

Freebase Dali · 06-30-2009, 04:09 AM

Ok this is just disturbing:

Senslip - Artificial Retractable Foreskin

gunnels · 06-30-2009, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Great Idea VF!

not hilarious, but interesting.....

Dead Man Eating...Last Meals on Death Row

"Last Meal: Reyes had a final meal request of BBQ turkey legs and BBQ brisket, a bowl of cheddar cheese and avocados."

That must be one of the weirdest last meals ever!

TheCunningStunt · 06-30-2009, 05:01 AM

I <3 Paedohorse!!

Mirrorball95 · 06-30-2009, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

I <3 Paedohorse!!

Ricochet~kun · 06-30-2009, 09:50 AM

Funnyjunk - Funny Pictures and Funny Videos
dirturbing?
yes
Funny?
i think so

anticipation · 06-30-2009, 09:52 AM

cakefarts.com

please do not go to this website. it is ridiculous.

**Janszoon** · 06-30-2009, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anticipation

cakefarts.com

please do not go to this website. it is ridiculous.

I couldn't resist.

You win the thread.

Mirrorball95 · 06-30-2009, 09:57 AM

I usually frequent this site a lot, but then I am a sick fucker. rotten.com: This is rotten dot com

Some guy gets his hand off:
http://poetry.rotten.com/handoff/index4.html

& that famous cab driver one from the 70s

http://poetry.rotten.com/cab-driver/

06-30-2009, 03:11 AM	#11 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	There's a place on the site where you can tell them what you would wan't for your last meal. Some of the entries, I swear, they're from the fat chicks w/ party hats girls! Edit: here's a sample" Clare of Fairview Heights, IL, october 29, 2003 the menu: A dozen fried shrimp with ***tail sauce, one order of crab ragoon with sweet and sour sauce, one order of fried rice with soy sauce, nacho supreme from Taco Bell, chicken soft taco supreme from Taco Bell, chicken mcnuggets with honey and bbq sauce, 5 orders of cheese fries from Steak n' Shake, one pint of Ben and Jerry's Uncanny Cashew ice cream, 2 cheese enchiladas, one chicken quesadilla, sour cream, one large BBQ chicken Hawaiian Pizza from Papa Johns, chicken fried chicken with white cream gravy, one turtle cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory, one pint of Rocky Road ice cream, five toasted ravioli, five potato skins, one gooey butter cake, chocolate chip cookies (hot out of the oven), gallon of 2% milk, one bacon cheese burger from Burger King, one roast beef and cheddar sandwich from Arby's, one box of Coca Puffs cereal, one order of smashed potatos with lots of butter and cheddar cheese, some grapes, a chocolate malt,one chocolate frosty from Wendy's, lots of Cherry Coke and finally one bag of Milky Way candy bars. Last edited by SATCHMO; 06-30-2009 at 03:40 AM.*

06-30-2009, 03:43 AM	#12 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Bwahahahahaha... that's classic. LOL @ "some grapes". __________________

06-30-2009, 04:09 AM	#13 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Ok this is just disturbing: Senslip - Artificial Retractable Foreskin __________________

06-30-2009, 09:50 AM	#17 (permalink)
Ricochet~kun SO IS YOUR FACE Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the groove Posts: 113	Funnyjunk - Funny Pictures and Funny Videos dirturbing? yes Funny? i think so __________________ *ROCK AND ROLL*

06-30-2009, 05:01 AM	#15 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	I <3 Paedohorse!!

06-30-2009, 09:52 AM	#18 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	cakefarts.com please do not go to this website. it is ridiculous.