What would you do to the jonas brothers?
 

or hanna montana or any other similar bands/people.

Jonas Brothers
i would first remove the lead singers head. then i would tie the others together with the head, and i would drag them to the rock and roll hall of fame, and burn them as an offering to hte gods of rock, and they would award me with a guitar made of lightning. WOOT!

your turn ~.^

Tbag them while they were sleeping.

"haha... bagged."

I'd probably dance to Beyonce with them.
No lie.

I'd make sweet love to them because they're all soo dreamy.

Not before I stuck someones nuts in there collective mouths. After that there all yours.

As long as its my nuts. ;)

By god you are an impatient pervert. http://www.getsmileyface.com/sm/obscene/eck06.gif

I'd dress up as Mickey Mouse and tell them I own their souls.

Take them to a brothel.

some great ideas here... im writing them down... im gonna do all this in RL i swear xD
except the lveo making parts.

(note: not really, so you cant call the police and say im gonna burn the jonas brothers alive)

but hell i wish i could

who the **** is this kid?

I would tell them to ignore people like you who are just out to put them down just because you don't like their type of music.

Nothing?

What ever happened to Hansen?

Anyway, that's what I would do to the Jonas Brothers.

1: i dont apreciate being called a kid. i know that yes, im probably younger than you, but still at least TRY to show respect to other people. not just the people in your closest inner circle.
3: you dont know who i am because im fairly new. im sure you were new to at some point. so you DONT think people should be able to join the forum? thought so.
4: i wonder if you noticed that i skipped 2 :rofl:

i'm me, and hopefully you can get used to me like you had to get used to everyone else on the forum.

SO. back on track.
duck tape. and shopping cart. and a minuature replica of the statue of liberty.
:finger:@Jonas

You want people to respect you, yet you make a thread about things you want to do to a band of brothers who's music you don't like?

What if somebody made a thread about things they would do to you, and how they don't like your posts? Would that be okay?

Because Im a nice guy ill let you do the tbagging.

Everybody gets one.

i didnt ask for respect, i asked that he/she would not disrespect me so bluntly. and honestly, go ahead. i belive heartily in freedom of speech, so feel free to post a thread about things you would want to happen to me. i could get a laugh or two out of that, maybe =P

my main point is i know exactly what i dont like about the jonas brothers, but ive got no clue about what his/her problem with me is.

I think he is getting at this: If your going to make a thread bashing certain people at least pick someone that isnt such easy prey as the Jonas Brothers.

Its like a lion hunting a rabbit.

Let the Jonas Brothers be, their sh*tty music is good for the economy.

Dear god, I never thought I would have to read 'Jonas Brothers' on this site. :nono:. Whats next, Westlife?

Just as marijuana would be. Its a shame.

bb: I did not realize your other worldly post count. You must truly be all knowing now!

Lol when my post count reaches 90,125

I don't enjoy the Jonas Brothers music, but i certainly will not make a thread explaining how I will torture them.

They are human beings, making music, and living life. Leave them alone.

And LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE too......

alright, fine.
*leaving the jonas brothers alone*

*for now >=)*

edit: i wasnt gonna mess with brittany... o.o she's got enough problems

edit2:
ohh... RezZ are you calling me a lion now? =)

Ignore them like I do with the Mormans that knock on my door every fucking Sunday

Mormans? like those jahova's witnesses people? damn there so annoying...
will do

Yeah man cuz the Jo Bros aren't REAL MUSICIANS

They suck. Now Close the thread.

Someone ban this idiot.

You come to a music forum, where people are presumably discussing music at some level of intelligence, and make a post like this about a band that no one is taking seriously? God you're an idiot. Do you honestly think that they're even taking themselves seriously? The Jonas Brothers are there to make money. Period.

What would I do to the Jonas Brothers? I'd shake their hands for working the system better than 99.9% of people.

wow... this is the most conflicting tread ive ever seen
people agree with me:
people disagree with me:
people ask for my immidiate banning
its just a ****ing joke people. you see, most rock musicians strongly dislike the jonas brothers because they are taking up precious record-contract space that could be occupied by real artists. the idea of the lounge IS
"Mingle with friends, have a good time. Anything considered off-topic banter should be posted here."
if i was that freaking serious i would have posted it under a music section. or in a journal. or something.
IT IS JUST A JOKE, you know, "Ha, Ha, that was funny!"
if you dont feel like making jokes about them, then steer clear of the thread.
if you dont like the humor, you dont have to ask someone to tell you the joke

Again, sh*tty music is good for the economy and for record companies, I mean, generally the people who listen to crappy generic pop are the kinda people who still buy CDs as opposed to downloading it for free. :laughing:

We're in a recession right now and people need jobs. Sure we could ALL just do our part and buy CDs but ahh, f*ck that bullsh*t. Jonas Bros has it taken care of.

But it wasnt :o:

+1 (minus the handshake)

Oi! :bringit:

this thread isnt for serious people to seriously talk on a serious level about serious music.
this is a thread for people who hate the jonas brothers with a passion to let it all out and dream of all the ways....
i said enough.

They're not worthy of my hate

Alfred was being sarcastic.

Yeah because the Disney record company was totally considering signing that electronica band from Wisconsin but opted for the Jonas Bros...

Assuming you aren't a level 99 troll, I would bet my life that your original post is exactly how you feel.

yes, i stongly dislike the jonas brothers, but im not that ****ing demented. you dont have to get so angry over humor, even if its really bad humor that you dont apreciate. its funny to me, and almost everyone i know thinks its hilarious
how am i suppsosed to know that you would hate me for it so strongly?

then stop posting on this thread