^ needs to freshen up on 80's one hit wonders
> is about to finish up his work day
V will have to continue this without me

^Must know some great songs
>Loves the song Electric Avenue!
vLikes Lasagne?

^probs likes lasagne like most people
> doesnt like lasagne but likes chinese, honey lemon chicken is yum
v has a pet fish?

^(cries) no it died yesterday
>Is now sad about my fish
vIs sad about my fish too?

^ should get another fish
> is sorry about the fish but is happy because has a talking parrot
v will tell us of pets they own...

^should teach parrot to sing
<has 1 dog, 1 cat, 1 tortoise, 1 fish
V bellybutton - innie or outie?

^is right
>is bored
Vis on the computer

I'm lasy for not typing that out.

Innie ofcorse. I'm not a freak you know

^would rather cut and paste then be original
<getting hungry again
V hopefully will be more entertaining

Hows this for entertainment! Mu ha ha ha ha!