Fml
 

FML: Your everyday life stories

Fuck my life.

Today, my dad got really drunk. He was stood naked in the bathroom, so I said "right dad, come on, off to bed." he replied, thinking I was my mother. He said, "yeah that's right baby, I'm your daddy, I'll show you in bed" FML

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I love this site.

Some of those are so sad. But oh so funny :laughing:

Sad as in

"Oh what a sad pathetic loser." or sad as in.. ":( aww poor them"?

The latter.

lol, I prefer the "deserved" ones.

"Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML"

:laughing:

The deserved ones are good, I prefer the undeserved though.

Laughing at those worse of than me..

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, he was wriggling about and twitching. I thought he was enjoying it, he then said "take that bitch!" he was playing COD. FML

I wonder how many of them are actually real or just made up.

Some of them are too good to be made up.
I love this site I always go on it when i'm bored.

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML