If you had a just 1 super power..

right-track · 06-18-2009, 05:29 PM

I would like the power to stop women nagging me just by looking at them.

Dr_Rez · 06-18-2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

That'll make lunch with grandma pretty exciting, huh?

Cool your jets Dready.

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Originally Posted by right-track

I would like the power to stop women nagging me just by looking at them.

I dont know whats better, a little peace or immense sexual pleasure.

boo boo · 06-18-2009, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

I would like the power to stop women nagging me just by looking at them.

EDIT: I was long overdue for an offensive, sexist joke.

dac · 06-18-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Where was coryallen from?

The same city as me

As for super powers... Time control would be the ultimate power, but that's like cheating so I'll say invisibility.

Merkaba · 06-18-2009, 07:34 PM

I'd probably be the ultimate puzzle solver. Where no mystery I was curious about would be a mystery for more than 5 days. Imagine all the conspiracy theorists I'd upset...

jackhammer · 06-18-2009, 07:50 PM

I would protect ladies from the unwanted attentions of drunk pre pubescent boys in night clubs (well they may as well be) and then take them home myself later.

Antonio · 06-18-2009, 08:12 PM

i'd choose the power of flight, but wouldn't help anyone with it.

you fuckers are on your own!

Merkaba · 06-18-2009, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

I would protect ladies from the unwanted attentions of drunk pre pubescent boys in night clubs (well they may as well be) and then take them home myself later.

This power of yours should probably come with a "morning after clause" just to be on the safe side, jackhammer.

Includes all the important things like "the leave behind list"....the leave behind list of all her lady friends, contact numbers, and photos.

Or when she asks when she'll see you next. Just refer her to section 4, paragraph 3 "...no friendships, only business transactions. However repeat transactions may occur"

Just a few mandatory things that should go without saying

sleepy jack · 06-18-2009, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Merkaba

I'd probably be the ultimate puzzle solver. Where no mystery I was curious about would be a mystery for more than 5 days. Imagine all the conspiracy theorists I'd upset...

Merkaba · 06-18-2009, 09:14 PM

Fantastic. My power name shall be Shaggy.

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Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	I'd probably be the ultimate puzzle solver. Where no mystery I was curious about would be a mystery for more than 5 days. Imagine all the conspiracy theorists I'd upset... __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

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jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I would protect ladies from the unwanted attentions of drunk pre pubescent boys in night clubs (well they may as well be) and then take them home myself later. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

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Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	Fantastic. My power name shall be Shaggy. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

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right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	I would like the power to stop women nagging me just by looking at them.