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jackhammer 06-19-2009 03:46 PM

I would like to be a woman for a day and lock myself in a room to be at one with my own body :laughing:

TheCunningStunt 06-19-2009 03:49 PM

Sounds more like a seceret desire than a hypothetical super hero

Have you considered a sex op?

;)

jackhammer 06-19-2009 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 686141)
Sounds more like a seceret desire than a hypothetical super hero

Have you considered a sex op?

;)

With my hair? no frigging chance.

NSW 06-19-2009 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 686140)
I would like to be a woman for a day and lock myself in a room to be at one with my own body :laughing:

:laughing:

Arya Stark 06-19-2009 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 686142)
With my hair? no frigging chance.

I'd like to add to that and have you menstruating thay day.

TheCunningStunt 06-19-2009 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 686142)
With my hair? no frigging chance.

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/BD4...06FC33E61B34D6

Wigs FTW

jackhammer 06-19-2009 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 686166)
I'd like to add to that and have you menstruating thay day.

Spoilsport :(

Arya Stark 06-19-2009 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 686180)
Spoilsport :(

Hehe. It's outta lovveee.

jackhammer 06-19-2009 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 686201)
Hehe. It's outta lovveee.

Bless ya :D

LoathsomePete 06-19-2009 05:44 PM

I would want the power to give people STD's just by glaring at them, as well as mixing them up to create new and interesting STD's. I could finally create electro gonorrhea the noisy killer.

TheCunningStunt 06-19-2009 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect (Post 686234)
I would want the power to give people STD's just by glaring at them, as well as mixing them up to create new and interesting STD's. I could finally create electro gonorrhea the noisy killer.

Looking at your father may give your mother concerns when she finds out about his STDs..

LoathsomePete 06-19-2009 05:51 PM

Well they wouldn't live within me, I would just be able to create them in other people by the immense power of my awesomeness.

TheCunningStunt 06-19-2009 05:58 PM

Overtake the worlds network broadcasting and make the whole world look into your eyes on the television. Would that work?

crash_override 06-19-2009 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect (Post 686245)
Well they wouldn't live within me, I would just be able to create them in other people by the immense power of my awesomeness.

With great power, comes great responsibility my friend. Now get out there and start giving people STD's ASAP.

Kool_Dude_HaMeR 06-19-2009 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect (Post 686245)
Well they wouldn't live within me, I would just be able to create them in other people by the immense power of my awesomeness.

hmmmm....

Yup my superpower would be: Ultimate Awesomeness.

LoathsomePete 06-19-2009 06:05 PM

No you've guys have me all wrong, I'm not just some petty bitter ******* who's looking to harm people out there, just the people that anger me, cut me off, drive too slow, drive too fast, enter the freeway to ridiculously slow speeds, most celebrities, girls who dumped me, girls who turned me down, friends who weren't there for me, dictators, people who look at me funny, every politician, a good portion of the police in this town, the pope, and so on.

Edit: I forgot a few

people who talk on their cellphones at checkout lines or on public transportation really loudly, the entire abercrombie & fitch company, every person who sends me spam e-mail, people who beat their spouses or children, and finally pedophiles.

Kool_Dude_HaMeR 06-19-2009 06:11 PM

not the best plan giving them to pedos, all the kiddies will be running around with them next. o_0

LoathsomePete 06-19-2009 06:14 PM

Oh don't worry the pedos are getting a super strain, kills them within minutes, involving exploding boils in some seriously painful areas.

WWWP 06-19-2009 06:33 PM

I want to be able to transform into different dinosaurs.

NSW 06-19-2009 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 686277)
I want to be able to transform into different dinosaurs.

From anyone else this would make me roll my eyes...but not from you. It just fits really. lol

WWWP 06-19-2009 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife (Post 686289)
From anyone else this would make me roll my eyes...but not from you. It just fits really. lol

:laughing: Thank you.

Freebase Dali 06-19-2009 07:14 PM

Vibrating fingertips?

Arya Stark 06-19-2009 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 686300)
Vibrating fingertips?

With all of your knowledge of what women want, you've no need for that.

TheCunningStunt 06-19-2009 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 686292)
:laughing: Thank you.

Was it a compliment? hmm I wonder..

Yano what other power would be pretty smashing..

The ability to put any figure you wish in your bank account.

Freebase Dali 06-19-2009 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 686305)
With all of your knowledge of what women want, you've no need for that.

No, it's for me.

Arya Stark 06-19-2009 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 686363)
No, it's for me.

Shoulda known.

Freebase Dali 06-19-2009 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 686378)
Shoulda known.

Not like that!
You so nasty.

Arya Stark 06-19-2009 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 686384)
Not like that!
You so nasty.

<3 It happens.

Freebase Dali 06-19-2009 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 686385)
<3 It happens.

Hopefully more often than not.
:D

Arya Stark 06-19-2009 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 686391)
Hopefully more often than not.
:D

^_^ Very often. >.<

cheezyridr 06-19-2009 10:46 PM

mind control. if i could have a superpower, that would be it. little invisible rings fly outta my forehead like on the aquaman cartoons back in the day, and then people would do what ever i wanted without me saying it out loud.

Gone Sugaring 06-19-2009 10:53 PM

I wish I could control people's moods. Like if someone one was being irritable, I could make them happy or if I ran into some murderous villain I could make them feel too cheerful and easy going to commit some evil atrocity.

LoathsomePete 06-19-2009 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 686277)
I want to be able to transform into different dinosaurs.

Oh hell yeah that'd be awesome. Turn into those little compies that swarmed.

Freebase Dali 06-21-2009 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Gone Sugaring (Post 686445)
I wish I could control people's moods. Like if someone one was being irritable, I could make them happy or if I ran into some murderous villain I could make them feel too cheerful and easy going to commit some evil atrocity.

Hah... I would totally be arching you.

Gone Sugaring 06-21-2009 12:30 AM

As in arch rival? :bringit:

Surell 06-21-2009 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 684969)
Make people's heads explode like that dude in Scanners.

You mean being a scanner?

I'd wanna be a... super doctor, or a super lawyer.

WWWP 06-21-2009 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect (Post 686454)
Oh hell yeah that'd be awesome. Turn into those little compies that swarmed.

Hellz yeah. Or a Pterodactyl. That way you could fly as well.
Two birds, one stone.

Surell 06-21-2009 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Gone Sugaring (Post 687267)
As in arch rival? :bringit:

I really don't wanna know what he meant by that.

Freebase Dali 06-21-2009 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Gone Sugaring (Post 687267)
As in arch rival? :bringit:

Of course. I'm an antagonist.
It's the proverbial good vs evil.

(Spoiler alert)
Evil wins.

Surell 06-21-2009 12:40 AM

I wanna be a super evil doctor/lawyer/birdman.

BY GEORGE I GOT IT.


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