He's a fellow Manc as well then?

Joking, I love Manchester.

How old are you right-track?

I ask the questions around here! :nono:

Oh, old, I see. ;)

I'm young.

Life's good.

It won't be unless you chill out with the post count.

The post count? :S

It's 61..

That's the forum equivalent of mini me :(

You mean he Wikipedia'd everything!

Behave. It's a bit tedius now don't you think?

Speak for yourself biatch.

I would like the power to make women have multiple orgasms just by looking at them.

That'll make lunch with grandma pretty exciting, huh?

I would like the power to stop women nagging me just by looking at them.

Cool your jets Dready.

I dont know whats better, a little peace or immense sexual pleasure.

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EDIT: I was long overdue for an offensive, sexist joke.

The same city as me :banghead:

As for super powers... Time control would be the ultimate power, but that's like cheating so I'll say invisibility.

I'd probably be the ultimate puzzle solver. Where no mystery I was curious about would be a mystery for more than 5 days. Imagine all the conspiracy theorists I'd upset...

I would protect ladies from the unwanted attentions of drunk pre pubescent boys in night clubs (well they may as well be) and then take them home myself later.

i'd choose the power of flight, but wouldn't help anyone with it.


you fuckers are on your own! :p:

This power of yours should probably come with a "morning after clause" just to be on the safe side, jackhammer.

Includes all the important things like "the leave behind list"....the leave behind list of all her lady friends, contact numbers, and photos.

Or when she asks when she'll see you next. Just refer her to section 4, paragraph 3 "...no friendships, only business transactions. However repeat transactions may occur"

Just a few mandatory things that should go without saying;)

Fantastic. My power name shall be Shaggy.

David's interrogation of theCunningStunt was outstanding.

I was half waiting for him to shine a light in his eyes and blow smoke from his cigarette at the poor guy.

Well a harsh time calls for a harsh measure.

Indeed it does Rezz

Dammit.

For the first half I was like, "That's really, really sweet."

And then I read the second half. >.>

To be able to cause people temporary blindness. And use it on some celebrity one day during a live report. Make them blind for about 2 minutes, have them freak out.

You don't think you'd get bored of that after a while, though?

nope, plus i can make people blind when i go rob banks.

I've always wanted telekinesis. In fact, I had a dream about having the power just the other night. Recently though, the ability to know everything has been more favoring.

The ability to look at any woman, even a picture of them, close your eyes, teleport them into your room.

And **** them senseless.

If they don't find you attractive..

http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs24/f/20...pider_Kiss.jpg

Bollocks to that. Just do it.

If the police ask questions, just rub out the real men don't. And leave the rape bit. Tell them that she had instructions on her body.

Are you kidding me?

That depends on whether or not you carry a police badge.

You're disgusting.

Flight
 

Flight. I would be good and bad...but mostly good.

No, I'm joking. There's a difference.

Although I admit I don't have a moral compass.

I stand by my original statement, I want the super power of flight.

WOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!

Oh aren't you cool! An atheist with no moral compass! It's this sort of lack of intellectualism and faux-nihilism which makes me refuse to identify myself as an atheist. I hope you get violently raped.

You just identified yourself as an atheist. You lied when you said you refused to. Naughty boy.

No. He said he was an atheist. But he's not going to go around telling that to everyone because of people like you.

That implies I have gone around telling everyone I'm athiest?

Because I asked a hypothetical question about Heaven and Hell on an internet forum and as the conversation digressed I mentioned I was atheist.

I never said you told everyone you were an atheist.

I said he wasn't going to.

And actually, you said you were very atheist.

And atheist is a noun. But get back on the subject. You're in the wrong thread.

I said I wanted to fly.

You changed the subject.