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Originally Posted by Wayfarer (Post 682697)

I'd try to give some advice but frankly it's beyond me how the leopardskin pants aren't working.

Post of the day.

Hahaha, same man, same. xD

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Originally Posted by xxawwxsugarxx (Post 682692)

You guys give horrible girl advice... Didja learn this from the manly magazines? [=

What's your favorite Beatles song?

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Originally Posted by dac (Post 682706)

What's your favorite Beatles song?

I don't have one. =P Not because I can't choose but because I don't particularly love them.

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Originally Posted by xxawwxsugarxx (Post 682710)

I don't have one. =P Not because I can't choose but because I don't particularly love them.

See it doesn't work on you cause you know my trick.

Wait aren't you like 15?

Woah, I am not 15. xD

And no, it isn't because I know your tricks, haha.

It's because your tricks don't work. ^_^

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Originally Posted by dac (Post 682639)

I'm not saying to dominate the conversation, but steering it to The Beatles ALWAYS works...

Boobs: What kind of music do you like?
Slut: Umm I like Lil Wayne, and All American Rejects and The Beatles
Boobs: Oh man The Beatles are like my favorite.... What's your favorite song
Slut: Umm probably like Come Together or With a Little Help From My Friends
Boobs: Oh I love Come Together!
Slut: OMG wanna go fuck?
Boobs: Beyah!

I do know every girl likes The Beatles, and usually Pink Floyd, as I've said before, the DSOTM t shirt is a chick magnet like you wouldn't believe.

I don't know if my lack of a success is because of me, or if it's because every girl I'm remotely interested in has already been taken.

And just about every girl I ever come across has a boyfriend, even if she's ugly as sin, it doesn't matter. I thought there were a lot of single people these days, not in Tennessee apparently.

I don't know what my problem is. I'm nerdy, but I'm not fat, even though I technically should be at this point. I'm not that ugly, I do look like a bit of a hick because I'm missing my right upper lateral incisor tooth. But it's not like I was ladies man before that, or before I started gaining a little weight.

And c'mom, my username, my avatar, my pink LastFm, I own the entire Incubus discography and I'm a Harvest Moon addict. I'm very much in touch with my feminine side. So what am I doing wrong?

I guess because it's in contrast with my rather scruffy Grizzley Adams appearance. But I look different now since those pictures were taken, I lost weight, my hair has been cut to shouder length and I have the thick rimmed glasses now. I might need to lose the beard I guess, so I can really play the "sensitive feminine guy" card, that's what I need to do.

EDIT: That's a blanket, sorry to disappoint.

You're not doing anything wrong except picking the wrong girls. Don't worry about that, it'll happen in time. It may just be that you're looking for something that causes you to find girls that are already taken.

And WHY DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR??!?! T.T I liked it like that.

Also, I don't like The Beatles, so that could be another thing that you shouldn't assume. Haha.

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 682715)

I do know every girl likes The Beatles, and usually Pink Floyd, as I've said before, the DSOTM t shirt is a chick magnet like you wouldn't believe.

I don't know if my lack of a success is because of me, or if it's because every girl I'm remotely interested in has already been taken.

And just about every girl I ever come across has a boyfriend, even if she's ugly as sin, it doesn't matter. I thought there were a lot of single people these days, not in Tennessee apparently.

I don't know what my problem is. I'm nerdy, but I'm not fat, even though I technically should be at this point. I'm not that ugly, I do look like a bit of a hick because I'm missing my right upper lateral incisor tooth. But it's not like I was ladies man before that, or before I started gaining a little weight.

And c'mom, my username, my avatar, my pink LastFm, I own the entire Incubus discography and I'm a Harvest Moon addict. I'm very much in touch with my feminine side. So what am I doing wrong?

I guess because it's in contrast with my appearance. But I look different now since those pictures were taken, I lost weight, my hair has been cut to shouder length and I have the thick rimmed glasses now. I might need to lose the beard I guess, so I can really play the "sensitive feminine guy" card, that's what I need to do.

EDIT: That's a blanket, sorry to disappoint.

Go to the gym, build self confidence and it just feels good once you get into shape. When faced with a socially challenging situation just say **** it and go for it. You obviously are not happy with your current situation, so you've got nothing to lose my man.