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View Poll Results: Is Boo Boo a paranoid poster?
No 8 34.78%
Yes... But only because he knows I'm secretly conspiring against him 15 65.22%
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:14 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I wouldn't be that ugly if I didn't have the glasses, the beard and lost 20 pounds or so.
Oh STFU my man. This is no time to suffer from low self esteem. There is always someone out there for ya. Your hearts in the right place so physical looks can go bollox in this instance if you think that is what it's all about.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:31 PM   #42 (permalink)
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On second thought, I like my glasses, they make me look less retarded.

And I do look a little retarded.



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Old 06-15-2009, 08:54 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Urban Extensive Guide To Scoring For The Benefit Of Boo Boo

1. Girls always go around in groups, one girl will always have socially awkward friend with them that they insist on dragging out with them in the hope that she cops off with someone. Go for her.

2. Ask her a question about her preferred topic of conversation, 99.9999% of the time this topic of conversation will be about herself.

3. Pretend to listen & agree whenever necessary.

4. Repeat steps 2 & 3 until you're in her pants.
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:00 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Masturbation doesn’t count as getting laid.
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sweet nothing openly flaunts the fact that he is merely the empty shell of an even more unadmirable member. his loneliness and need for attention bleeds through every letter he types. edit: i would just like to add that i'm ashamed that he's from texas. surely you didn't grow up in texas, did you sweet nothing?
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:12 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:17 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Urban Extensive Guide To Scoring For The Benefit Of Boo Boo

1. Girls always go around in groups, one girl will always have socially awkward friend with them that they insist on dragging out with them in the hope that she cops off with someone. Go for her.

2. Ask her a question about her preferred topic of conversation, 99.9999% of the time this topic of conversation will be about herself.

3. Pretend to listen & agree whenever necessary.

4. Repeat steps 2 & 3 until you're in her pants.
I love you so much.

To add to Urban's step 2... Every girl thinks she knows **** about music and since that would be your comfort zone, talk music with them. And when I say talk music, I mean agree with them completely no matter what. Every white girl likes The Beatles. Use that to your advantage.
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:19 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I love you so much.

To add to Urban's step 2... Every girl thinks she knows **** about music and since that would be your comfort zone, talk music with them. And when I say talk music, I mean agree with them completely no matter what. Every white girl likes The Beatles. Use that to your advantage.
No No No

I definetly think keeping his gob shut & just agreeing is the way to go here.

He can initiate a conversation afterwards assuming he wants a relationship.
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:24 PM   #48 (permalink)
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No No No

I definetly think keeping his gob shut & just agreeing is the way to go here.

He can initiate a conversation afterwards assuming he wants a relationship.
I'm not saying to dominate the conversation, but steering it to The Beatles ALWAYS works...

Boobs: What kind of music do you like?
Slut: Umm I like Lil Wayne, and All American Rejects and The Beatles
Boobs: Oh man The Beatles are like my favorite.... What's your favorite song
Slut: Umm probably like Come Together or With a Little Help From My Friends
Boobs: Oh I love Come Together!
Slut: OMG wanna go fuck?
Boobs: Beyah!
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:27 PM   #49 (permalink)
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..........Or you could just get a hooker.
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Old 06-15-2009, 10:36 PM   #50 (permalink)
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You guys give horrible girl advice... Didja learn this from the manly magazines? [=
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