What do you guys REALLY look like?
 

We all know that the pictures in the Member Picture Gallery are photoshopped. It's time to share what you think the members of this site REALLY look like.

Starting with moderators of course:

jackhammer

http://www.corrupt.org/drupal/files/.../metalhead.jpg

sleepy jack
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Page...ed-fat-guy.jpg

toretorden

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_snL9IUPzWg...7E/s400/p1.jpg

Urban Hatemonger

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/us...rdonramsay.jpg

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/6...o6iysfaci4.jpg
Don't take steroids kids.

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress....n-trade-me.jpg

That's why I'm around more. I only come here off season.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Eb8o3VHuie...-04_on_bed.jpg\

We all know I'm a total look alike.

Here's me: http://irom.files.wordpress.com/2009...r-thompson.jpg

Here's Captain Caveman: http://sixwordstochangetheworld.file...e-gorgeous.jpg

Jackhammer looks totally badass, by the way. If I ever have a daughter, you can have her, man.

Haha, my favourites:

Totally jackhammer-esque!

You really are! Crazy hair going on and everything.

That's weird. The pic that is allegidly cap'n caveman made me rofl. Except I think of him as some guy with no legs and one arm with two fingers attached, who posts nothing but what he wishes were insults of people. But he secretly bathes in his own failure and it makes him feel whole because of the traumatic childhood he suffered in the near past. Seeing as he can't possibly be over the age of 14.

http://www.fileitunder.com/uploaded_...sus-787564.gif

hesher in action

fucking creep man

Point proven.

I don't understand this cruelty to dogs. Go hang out with Michael Vick you pathetic animal hater.

Actually this is me in action... Don't mistake that tattoo for a swastika, it's actually a Star of David: http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a39...party_hard.gif

clearly you dont understand the reference... maybe you should considering fucking off for your own sake

8 Minutes to reply, so you do only have 2 fingers. I knew I pegged you correct.

yeah... that makes a lot of sense. i do have other things to occupy myself with besides musicbanter, shame you don't though

Talk about missed the point. You posted the pic of a skeletal dog dude. Wtf? Who are you calling sick?

It's hard to type with paws, plus his eyes don't look that healthy

crash... you're really stupid and you don't realize it. just stop posting.

Crash...

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funn..._cat-12947.jpg

Insightful, we can always count on you for those meaningful posts, can't we?

p.s. ^ Now thats what I call a quality post. +1 Hesher, you aren't to bad after all.

Caveman is a really nice guy who is actually pretty intellectual. It's too bad he hates everyone and wants you to die.

If all I need to do to make quality posts is use google image search then I think I will be very happy here.

You must be a former kidnap victim of captain caveman suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. No seriously, you seem to be cool enough. Noone here likes captain caveman, so I advise you not to make the same impression he has. i.e. The American History X post is a little racy. I mean unless you have issues and feel the need to constantly offend people, in that case seek help. Otherwise, maybe just tone it down a bit and you should be fine. You seem like you could be a productive member, god knows we need some of those.

Hahah. Caveman is basically my best friend IRL. Not to ruin his fun but if you just stop taking his inflammatory stuff so seriously you won't get so frustrated. It's because he knows that he pushes your buttons that he does it. By getting all serious and acting offended you open yourself up to ridicule, which apparently you aren't chilled out enough to deal with. I think the people that do understand this like him, judging from the posts he's linked me over the time he's been on this site.

I'm Jewish and I think that gif is the funniest goddamn thing on the planet. I'm sorry if you're offended by it.

http://www.jonathangiles.net/blog/wp...4bdb08a481.jpg

Jesus dude... no pun intended. You will seriously post a picture of anything won't you?

I don't take caveman too serious, believe me. I normally just let his posts go unrecognized. But he is one of my least respected members on the site. I just don't feel he has much to offer most of the time. In fact there are certain banned members who I think might be more productive than he (no names mentioned).

Is that a dare?

No, completely retorical.

*Phew.* I was having trouble thinking of the most offensive image I could possibly post.

Lighter kitty? People get more up in arms over that than they do for, say, tubgirl or goatse.

I... I am ashamed to admit I have no idea what Lighter kitty is. :(

In other news, this man finds babies delicious.

http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/...ng_babies2.jpg

Kitty+lighter fluid+match. The term "lighter kitty" refers to a collage of images that was posted up on 4chan following this incident.

Oh 4chan, you bring us the ... nicest? of things.

I'm not endorsing lighter kitty at all, but if you want to offend ...

(Oh, sorry, Zippocat)

I'm not sure what to make of this ****ed up pic. But maybe this thread is appropriate, if there is an appropriate thread for that kind of ****.
http://www.musicbanter.com/current-e...choice-13.html

Hey man, don't hate on him just because he likes orange juice with his baby. I prefer apple juice too but come on. It's just juice.

Overcooked man, overcooked. Plus, where's his carbs?

It does look a little charred. But I think babies do partially consist of carbs. It's a pretty balanced meal.

hmmm....surprising, pics like that are a bannable offense on other forums i go to

Hahah. I'm surprised since they're easily available on google search. The pictures were taken by a Taiwanese performance artist living in Beijing named Zhu Yu. He claims it's a real stillborn fetus from a medical school but Snopes thinks it's a duck with a doll's head. -wikipedia