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Old 08-07-2018, 01:22 PM   #19101 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2018, 01:31 PM   #19102 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2018, 01:34 PM   #19103 (permalink)
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horse meat sounds intense, i dont think they sell it here too

softcore porn too. i ate deer meat once because i was too poor to go buy any food and my aunt had some left over deer meat in her basement freezer.
What does softcore porn have to do with any of this.
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Old 08-07-2018, 01:37 PM   #19104 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2018, 01:45 PM   #19105 (permalink)
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I think it was softcore porn anyway. Along those lines. They didn't want their athletes associated with that sort of thing.
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Old 08-07-2018, 02:28 PM   #19106 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2018, 03:25 PM   #19107 (permalink)
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I think my retarded coworker might be evil. I drew a condensation dick on the glass door of my store and after a mild verbal altercation he snitched on me. I could pass this off as him being a snitcher in general but the sheer smugness with which he gazed upon me afterward leads me to believe that we now have a friendly war going on. I am hamstrung by this as he doesn't do things that I do that are eminently snitchable, but as a... non-retard I suppose I do have the benefit of greater versatility. This is not over.

To be perfectly honest I'm rather proud of my coworker for ****ting on me so decisively. I didn't know he had it in him.
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Tell him that Windex is store brand gatorade.
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Old 08-07-2018, 03:29 PM   #19109 (permalink)
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I think my retarded coworker might be evil. I drew a condensation dick on the glass door of my store and after a mild verbal altercation he snitched on me. I could pass this off as him being a snitcher in general but the sheer smugness with which he gazed upon me afterward leads me to believe that we now have a friendly war going on. I am hamstrung by this as he doesn't do things that I do that are eminently snitchable, but as a... non-retard I suppose I do have the benefit of greater versatility. This is not over.

To be perfectly honest I'm rather proud of my coworker for ****ting on me so decisively. I didn't know he had it in him.
It's BK. Nobody would notice if he disappeared. And nobody would notice if the meat tasted slightly worse than usual.

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I think my retarded coworker might be evil. I drew a condensation dick on the glass door of my store and after a mild verbal altercation he snitched on me. I could pass this off as him being a snitcher in general but the sheer smugness with which he gazed upon me afterward leads me to believe that we now have a friendly war going on. I am hamstrung by this as he doesn't do things that I do that are eminently snitchable, but as a... non-retard I suppose I do have the benefit of greater versatility. This is not over.

To be perfectly honest I'm rather proud of my coworker for ****ting on me so decisively. I didn't know he had it in him.
Is he fatter than you?
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